When I first started writing, over ten years ago, I quickly discovered a common bit of advice: “find your voice.” It seemed like a good idea and, at the time, easy to do, but I ended up searching for it like you do your car keys: frantically, hitting the same wrong places again and again.

While I was searching for this “voice,” I kept changing platforms, genres. I’d write essays on Medium, then poems on Instagram, then fiction on Substack, then essays on Paragraph. Every time I did this, I got better in a technical (craft) sense, but I was no closer to finding that elusive voice. I discovered (slowly) that a voice isn’t a platform, and a creative signature isn’t a genre. These are different things, and yet they often get lumped together in the vague category of “voice.”

In this essay, I hope to shed a little light on these related but distinct concepts: voice, creative signature, brand, and style. It took me years to realize this journey was recursive, that the thing I had been searching for was there from the beginning. As the search for my keys grew desperate, I finally realized they’d been in my pocket the entire time.

Let’s start by untangling “voice” from “creative signature.” I learned about the concept of a creative signature from Virgil Abloh, who defined it as a distinct, consistent, and recognizable code: “a ‘personal DNA’ that can be applied across different mediums to make an object, design, or project unmistakably your own.” The key parts to Abloh’s definition of a creative signature are :

1. It’s instantly recognizable as “you”

2. It’s medium agnostic; it shows up across any creative project that you do.

Creative signatures are often seen in hindsight. They are the through-line of your career, the idea or obsession that you keep turning back to again and again, regardless of the specific projects you work on. You see it when you look back at your work and realize, “Oh, there's the path I took.” Gabriel García Márquez believed that you only write one book in your entire life. You spend your whole life circling it, coming back to it again and again, articulating it in new ways and from different angles. As Márquez said, “I think it’s a problem everybody has. Everyone has their own way and means of expressing it.” Your creative signature is a set of recurring moves and preoccupations that make your work unmistakably yours. The tricky part about a creative signature is that it’s hard to see from the inside, and almost impossible to see when you first begin.

What makes this work even harder is that by trying to be original, you actually move further away from your creative signature. Instead of focusing on originality, it’s probably better to pay attention to the things you can’t stop doing, the little obsessions that drive you forward.

One way to do this is to keep a journal. As a dumping ground for your thoughts and preoccupations. I’ve found the best time to write is first thing in the morning or right before bed, when your mind is softened from life’s constant demands. In that half-awake, liminal time, your interests can surface without judgment. It’s best not to worry about completing anything or even to “make sense.” Don’t write for others, and don’t let anyone else read your writing. Do this for a while—months, years—without reading what you wrote. Focus on the habit of writing the first things that come to your mind, without any critical judgment.

Then, after you’ve filled a notebook or two, go back and read it. This advice comes from Dorothea Brande’s book, Becoming a Writer, who recommends that you use your journal as a tool to discover your own “tastes and excellences” (i.e., your creative signature). Your journal writing becomes a kind of laboratory: what are you drawn to when you write the first things that come to mind? Brande recommends reading your journal as though it were written by a stranger. Your goal is to try to discover the tastes and talents of this “other person.” Put aside all preconceptions of your work—who you should be, what you should be writing, etc.—and look for the repetitions, the recurrent ideas, the frequent forms in which those ideas appear. This examination will show you where your richest veins lie; where your creative signature is hidden. Yes, hidden. Your signature is always already there, buried deep within you, waiting to be unearthed.

Writing over the years, sitting at my desk on weekend mornings, I began to (slowly) notice the things I kept circling back to, even across genres, platforms, and years of false starts. Uncanny domestic spaces. Consciousness under pressure. Platforms that promise salvation but are actually parasitic. Digital communication as a kind of haunting. The tension between making and marketing. It was only in building a body of work over a decade that I could begin to see the shape of what I’d been building (without knowing that I was building it).

You will also find, as I did, in reading your journal, that your work is less patchy and uneven than you feared. When you write without expectation, without performance anxiety, you fall into a natural stride. You develop your own rhythm. You write openly and freely on the subjects that actually interest you, not the ones you think you should care about.

Since creative signatures are seen in hindsight, a useful approach (and one that Abloh recommends) is to create at a high velocity: make as many different things as quickly as possible to see what sticks.

Working quickly is a great way to outrun your inner perfectionist. As Abloh said, “It’s easy to do a million things at once and go to sleep at night when you don’t have to make perfect things. Your hand and brain will tell you when something’s finished.” Abloh crystallizes this approach in his 3% rule: creativity is not about making something from scratch but about altering what already exists. Take an existing creative piece and then alter it by 3%, putting your own spin on it. The 3% rule makes it easy to go fast; you don’t have to create everything all at once, but can build on what’s already there.

A few years ago, I followed this advice. From 2022 to 2023, I wrote a new short story every week for over a year. Seventy-some stories. Most of them weren’t good. But the sheer volume and the speed required to come up with a new idea every week revealed my tendencies. The same ideas, the same tensions, the same forms kept appearing whether I wanted them to or not. Looking back, I can see the seedbed for my best ideas appearing during those years.

So, if you feel stuck, try putting stuff out there. Get into the habit of creating and releasing. Don’t be precious about it. A signature is representative of a body of work, of a life spent creating, not of any single piece. If you feel like you need to hit it out of the park every time, your anxiety will interfere with the creative flow. You’ll overthink, over-exert, create less, and what you do create will be awkward, halting, stilted.

The “one big thing” that defines a creative’s life is usually identified later, by future generations, and it usually functions as a synecdoche: a single work standing in for the entire oeuvre. If you read one Vladimir Nabokov novel, for example, you’ll almost certainly read Lolita. It’s the most vivid expression of the obsessive idea he spent his entire career exploring: the loss of childhood innocence. But read more Nabokov, and you’ll find he returns to that idea constantly, from dozens of different angles. He never exhausts it. No one exhausts their creative signature. It sticks with you forever.

Abloh offers a few more useful ideas. First, return to your earliest memories. What interested you before you learned what was “important.” Children have an easy, natural way of conceptualizing the world, a way of sorting and arranging and remembering that becomes an embedded signature. It is interesting to watch my young boys and how they decide what to pay attention to, what to ignore, and what sticks in their minds. There is a clear sense of personality and preference emerging, even as they can’t articulate it, and the same was true for your earliest years. Are you still following those impulses, or have you allowed yourself to drift? This is an exercise in unlearning. Too much received wisdom about what creativity should look like can deaden the act.

Second, note your mentors. We all have creative mentors, dead or alive. Connect with the creative work that resonates with you. Take what others have created and build on it. Your mentors didn’t create in a vacuum either; they had their own mentors, their own creative lineages. See your work as part of a historical tradition, and add to it. Even a 3% change is enough to create something new.

Your mentors created with an ethos in mind; what was it? How did it animate their work? Why did they make things the way they did? What is your ethos? Why are you creating the things you create? When you understand these questions better, you can create with more intentionality.

You likely have some burning idea, some project you believe in and want to see exist. That project is likely the distillation of your creative signature. Make time to do it. It will broaden your life in ways that are likely to surprise you.

I promised to define a creative signature against related concepts like voice, brand, and style. Think of it as a 2x2:

X-Axis: Inward vs. Outward. Is this something you discover in yourself or something perceived by others?

Y-Axis: Scale. Does it operate at the level of an individual piece, or across a body of work?

This gives us:

• Voice (Inward + Individual): How a single piece sounds, how the sentences move. The tonal, textural, sentence-level quality of the work. The choices you make at the microscopic, detailed level.

• Style (Outward + Individual): What a reader or critic would describe about how the work looks and feels. The external perception of the same qualities that voice names from the inside.

• Signature (Inward + Body of Work): The deep patterns that only become visible across multiple pieces. The recurring preoccupations, structural moves, and characteristic way of framing problems that emerge from the inside over time.

• Brand (Outward + Body of Work): The public perception of your body of work as a whole. What someone says when they recommend you.

Voice is the building block of a signature: enough consistent voice across different pieces of work, and the signature reveals itself. Style is the building block of brand: enough consistent style across different pieces of work, and a brand crystallizes. But the inward/outward distinction is important: voice and signature are things you discover about yourself; style and brand are what is perceived. You can cultivate them, but you can’t fully control them.

Here are three well-known creatives and how I would define their voice, style, signature, and brand, to help illustrate the differences:

Virginia Woolf:

• Voice: lyrical interiority, flowing sentences

• Style: literary modernism, stream of consciousness

• Signature: time, memory, and consciousness, and the permeability between the inner and outer worlds

• Brand: Bloomsbury intellectualism, the Hogarth Press, woman of letters

David Lynch:

• Voice: uncanny juxtaposition of Americana and nightmares

• Style: red curtains, industrial soundscapes, dreamlike pacing

• Signature: the familiar is a thin membrane stretched over something both terrible and beautiful

• Brand: Weird Cinema

Joan Didion:

• Voice: cool, clipped, precise sentences

• Style: spare, “California,” white sunglasses

• Signature: how narratives (personal, political, national) break down and what remains when they do

• Brand: cool intellectual

You can see how creative signatures “infect” bodies of work. Woolf’s obsessive return to time, memory, and consciousness is apparent across all her novels as well as her essays and diaries. Lynch insists on the thinness of everyday mundanity across film, painting, music, furniture design, and even coffee. Didion explores narrative collapse in her journalism, memoirs, fiction, and screenwriting. You’ll also notice that a creative signature is a way to say something about the world. It’s not merely a way of seeing, but a deeper insistence on how things are.

This framework implies something important: signature is the only quadrant you can’t fake. You can adopt a voice or borrow it from other work (writers do this all the time with pastiche, imitation, genre conventions). You can construct a style (this is essentially what MFA programs teach). You can engineer a brand (this is what the creator economy teaches you to do to sell yourself). But you can’t fabricate a signature because it’s not a choice, it’s an accumulation. It’s the residue of an individual mind working over time. It’s the stuff that keeps leaking into everything you create, regardless of your intentions.

Most advice for creatives tells you to build something. Find your niche. Develop your brand. Choose a lane. There’s some practical utility to that, especially if you’re trying to earn money, but it gets the causality backwards. You don’t build a creative signature like you build a house, progressing from blueprint to foundation to walls. A signature emerges like a path in the woods. By walking the same route again and again, the undergrowth clears, and you can see where you’ve been going the entire time.

I spent years trying to figure out what I “should” be writing. I chased after various forms of writing legibility: poet, horror writer, essayist. I studied craft, analyzed writing structure, created checklists for what constituted good writing. It was all chasing after competence instead of writing from necessity. Because I discovered that the things I dashed off quickly—in the little spare moments of life, when I had twenty minutes, an hour—those half-formed, personal, slightly embarrassing dispatches, they had more life to them than the over-engineered pieces I labored over. And readers responded to the writing that had life in it.

What I’ve found (and I don’t pretend to have this all figured out) is that when I write toward the currents of my creative signature, the work flows more easily. When I try to write against them, everything is difficult. I’ve decided to stop beating back against that current, let myself be taken forward, to see where it leads. That’s what I’m trying to do here on The Driftless. What I’ve found is that this approach produces a greater sense of freedom, of ease. I don’t need to care about subscriber numbers or views or comments or publication opportunities. It’s just me trying to articulate what I think in public.

You can’t “find” your creative signature because it’s been there the entire time. You’ve already found it. You’ve been leaning on it this entire time. It was never missing, it was just invisible to you because a signature is raw and intense and illegible and scary, and what you were hoping for was something clean, polished, finished, legible. A brand you articulate, a lane you can name. Something light and easy to put in your bio, in your query letters.

But a creative signature is an ache. It is a wound that can never heal. A set of questions you can’t stop asking. The thing you can’t get away from, even if you try. I thought the problem was finding a creative signature, but the weird thing is that it’s something you try to escape.

But you can never escape it. It will haunt you for your entire life.

An all-too common position today when it comes to the arts (and creative work in general) is that quality is subjective. The individual consumer’s perception is paramount, and all attempts at subjecting art1 to criteria of quality feel wrong, somehow, mostly because nobody can agree on what those criteria should be in the first place; and because art is always changing.

I was inspired to write this essay after reading ’s note below. I’m not sure if he’s entirely serious here (or if he 100% believes in this position), but it serves as a good jumping-off point to discuss subjectivity-objectivity in creative output.

The Case for Subjectivity

The art is subjective is a common contemporary idea, but it’s worth noting that in the history of art and criticism, it’s a fairly new one. For most of Western history, art criticism operated on the assumption that artistic quality could be measured against standards that transcended individual taste. The ancient and medieval idea held that beauty was essentially objective. Critics focused on qualities like proportion, harmony, symmetry, and order to measure and define these qualities; they were less interested in an individual perceiver’s response to a work of art.

In the first work of artistic criticism, Poetics, Aristotle examined the structural elements of tragedy, identifying what made some tragedies better than others. He identified the key elements of the form: unity of action, proper magnitude, catharsis—and compiled a a structure in which to judge tragedies against these qualities. For Aristotle, Oedipus Rex is a success because of its strengths in these key elements, not because he (or the Athenian audience) personally enjoyed it (though they also did)2.

Medieval aesthetics took Aristotle’s ideas and folded them into their theological understanding of the world. Beauty was a transcendental property, a reflection of divine order. Cathedrals weren’t beautiful because people liked them; they were beautiful because they reflected medieval metaphysical ideas about cosmic harmony3.

The link between aesthetics and objective standards began to break down in the eighteenth century. David Hume explored the tension between objective and subjective creative standards in Of the Standard of Taste. Hume acknowledged the obvious variation in taste but refused to conclude that “all sentiments are right.” Instead, he put forward the “true critic” whose delicacy of imagination, sensitivity, freedom from prejudice, and other exemplary qualities offered weight to their aesthetic judgments.

Immanuel Kant had a similar, if slightly more subtle, idea. In Critique of Judgment, he laid out the argument that aesthetic judgments are subjective; they are grounded in feelings, not concepts. However, Kant complicated this assertion by also arguing that aesthetic judgments claim “universal validity.” What that means is that when I say, “this is beautiful” about something, I’m both reporting my individual (subjective) pleasure and making an implicit claim that you (and others) ought to agree, even if I can’t prove it through any formal argumentation. For Kant, beauty involves a free play between imagination and understanding; it’s an emergent quality of different minds sharing ideas.

Both Hume and Kant helped push aesthetics out of the realm of objectivity and towards notions of intersubjectivity (notions of beauty as shared quality, filtered through either “true critics” or implicit judgments between multiple people). But the Romantics pushed the idea further, all the way to aesthetic subjectivity. They focused on individual genius and emotional authenticity, putting the individual artist’s vision at the center. External standards were seen as secondary, even oppressive. For the Romantic, the artist is free to create (and express themselves) and cannot and should not conform to objective standards.

Then the twentieth century broke art into a million pieces, both entrenching the Romantic idea of subjectivity and rendering critical judgments extremely difficult, even incoherent. Modern art movements emphasized the pluralism of expression (a lovely outcome of Romantic ideas of personal artistic vision, but a nightmare for critical judgment). How do you apply the same aesthetic criteria to Schoenberg and Stravinsky, Joyce and Hemingway, Mondrian and Dalí?

So beleaguered by the variety of artistic output, some critics (like Morris Weitz) effectively threw up their hands and declared art undefinable4. Marcel Duchamp put the nail in the coffin by challenging many of the key assumptions of what art even is. Postmodern and poststructural criticism continued this assault, challenging all ideas of stable meaning, even authorial intent.

The Romantic notion of personal genius, underpinned by Kantian ideas (aesthetic judgments are feeling judgments), and filtered through the diversity of artistic movements in the last century, combine to form our contemporary understanding that aesthetics is fundamentally subjective. It permeates all creative work today.

If art were truly subjective, then criticism would be useless; worse than useless, it would be a lie. And many people feel this way, who hold their own opinion paramount, unassailable (and certainly not subject to the opinions of a bunch of stuffy critics). Yet, criticism remains, hobbled though it may be. Our age has no shortage of strong, serious critics, and even if those critics are reluctant to articulate universal standards, they must operate with implicit ones. When a critic argues that a novel has failed, they’re not just reporting personal displeasure; they are also making claims about craft, coherence, originality, depth, and so on, ideas they expect their readers to recognize.

Despite this Romantic, lay understanding of art as personal expression, canons, consensus, and criticism continue, suggesting that perhaps we don’t really believe that art is completely subjective, even if, as Kant identified, we struggle to articulate how it could be otherwise.

The Case for Intersubjectivity

While the layperson can hold the idea that art is subjective, the critic must hold (at a minimum) the idea that art is intersubjective. Else their entire project is a waste of time. What is intersubjectivity? It’s a sort of compromise between the two poles of subjectivity and objectivity. If something is subjective, it exists only in your mind (feelings, qualia, etc.) and cannot be accessed or verified by someone else. If something is objective, it exists outside of you (the moon, Venus, a particular tree) and can be verified by other people. For something to be objective, it must also, crucially, exist even if there are no other minds to verify it. If all life on Earth goes extinct, the moon will continue to exist.

Intersubjectivity is an interesting blend of the two. If something is intersubjective, it does not exist in one mind but in multiple minds. It is a shared understanding, meaning, or experience between two or more people. Cultural norms and understandings are intersubjective. Money is also intersubjective; so are nations and borders. The five-dollar bill in my pocket has no objective value as paper, but represents a level of purchasing power within our shared (intersubjective) economic system. If all life on Earth goes extinct, the value of the US dollar ceases to exist, but the moon persists. When I die, all my subjective ideas (my feelings, memories, qualia) will cease to exist, but the idea of the US dollar will persist. Intersubjective things exist only because we collectively agree to treat them as though they exist.

Does that not sound like art? A work of art is beautiful because a group of minds agrees that it is so (Kant’s idea of free play between minds). Writers are “in dialogue” with each other through time; they are influenced by each other, and influence each other in turn. We can identify beauty through this intersubjective lens of influence. What do all these writers have in common: Agatha Christie, William Faulkner, David Foster Wallace, Iris Murdoch, Ray Bradbury, Ngaio Marsh, Robert Frost, Aldous Huxley, Margaret Atwood, Paula Vogel, Edith Wharton, Angela Carter, John Steinbeck, Tom Stoppard, Philip K. Dick, Chang-rae Lee, Jasper Fforde, Allistair MacLean, John Green, and Gabrielle Zevin? They all have titles or plots pulled directly from lines in William Shakespeare’s work5. And that’s just the titles; let alone how Shakespeare influenced word choice, rhythm, themes, characters, metaphors, and so on. These works form a visible network of influence, with Shakespeare as a central node that connects writers across centuries, cultures, and genres, signaling a grand participation in a shared literary conversation.

You could theoretically map this web of intersubjective influence. I imagine it would look similar to “domain authority,” a way to rank different websites and their clout with search engines. Domain authority measures a site’s search ranking potential by analyzing its backlinks (what other sites link to it), assessing not only quantity but also the quality of sites (a link from WebMD carries a lot more weight than a link from a doctor’s personal blog). In this literary version, references from highly-referenced writers would “mean more” in the intersubjective rankings.

This hypothetical system is essentially what criticism seeks to do. It tracks (and reveals) the web of artistic influence. Influence is both conscious (writers will often cite their predecessors) and unconscious (it seeps in from the cultural context in which the writer lived). The critic’s role is to map this web of influence, especially the unconscious connections.

Compare, for example, the opening of Shirley Jackson’s novel The Haunting of Hill House with an earlier predecessor. Here’s how Jackson began her novel:

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.

Hill house, not sane, stood by itself against the hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

Now, take a look at how H.P. Lovecraft began his story “The Call of Cthulhu”:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piercing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Do you see how these works echo each other? Jackson was clearly inspired by Lovecraft’s story, such that when she set down the opening to her novel, she positioned her work in direct relation to his story. But Jackson doesn’t just echo Lovecraft’s ideas; she enhances them. While Lovecraft described madness in terms of cosmic vastness (the sheer size of the universe, the incomprehensibility of deep time), Jackson put that universal unknowingness directly in the home. What if your house were mad? If you’re interested in this specific comparison between Lovecraft and Jackson, I wrote a long piece about this horror convention, including Thomas Ligotti’s place in the evolution of this idea:

Many readers are turned off by literary criticism, finding it confusing and esoteric. This is unfortunate, because criticism is highly valuable to readers, providing a map of influences that can guide your reading. Without good criticism, we are stuck with genres as the predominant “reading map,” which do more to trap readers in a cul-de-sac of repeated concepts than progress them through a deeper understanding of the evolution of ideas.

Despite all the jargon, literary criticism is actually quite simple and easy to explore: just read backwards, following a trail of influence. You will see the intersubjective landscape much more clearly (when critics talk about “postmodernism” and “autofiction” and “new sincerity” and all these terms, what they are really describing are specific nodes in the intersubjective web of influences); you can dispense with all the terminology and simply explore the web on your own. If you like Carmen Maria Machado, read Shirley Jackson; if you like Jackson, read Lovecraft; if you like Lovecraft, read Arthur Machen, and so on. Instead of getting stuck in genres or reading “the canon” in order, starting with the Greeks and frog-marching your way through time, go backwards instead; identify the authors you love and read backwards through their influences. As you go, you will discover new bunny trails, authors that are related in ways you didn’t expect. And if you can illuminate these paths for others, then you are performing literary criticism—a good and useful service.

Lay readers think that art is subjective because they are blind to this intersubjective web; they literally cannot see it, both because they have not read systematically and because critics have failed them.

An excellent overview of this intersubjective web of literary influence is ’s essay, “The Grand Ballroom Theory of Literature:

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The Case for Objectivity

But what if art isn’t merely intersubjective? What if some creators, as if touched by strange gods, have managed to illuminate something deeper, something fundamental about the nature of reality? What if art can reveal the True and the Eternal? What would that mean for creativity? For writing?

It’s a strange idea, and an unfashionable one. As I’ve argued in this essay, the notion of objective artistic standards has fallen out of our cultural understanding. If anything, art is most likely intersubjective; neither completely subjective nor completely objective.

But in his book The Beginning of Infinity, the physicist David Deutsch lays out a fascinating argument for the existence of objective beauty. He expounds on his argument in a lecture for the Irish Museum of Modern Art, “Why Are Flowers Beautiful?” which is available here:

You should watch the video—it’s extremely interesting. But I’ll also summarize Deutsch’s argument here.

Flowers evolved to attract insect pollinators, not humans. Yet humans find flowers beautiful, too. This is a puzzle if beauty is purely subjective or culturally constructed (i.e., intersubjective). Why would our aesthetic responses align with those of insects, whose organic machinery is different from ours on orders of magnitude, separated by hundreds of millions of years of evolution?

Furthermore, plants, too, are separated from insect pollinators by hundreds of millions of years of evolution. How could flowers overcome this “gap”? What would be the most efficient path for evolution to direct flowers toward attracting insect pollinators? By evolving toward something that is objectively there, that can be deduced by any creature with the right organic machinery, regardless of its evolutionary heritage.

Deutsch’s answer to the puzzle is that flowers are objectively beautiful. They evolved toward beauty, developing certain characteristics that express what is objective about beauty, in ways that are hard to fake. Beauty isn’t arbitrary; it’s a signal that’s difficult to generate without actually possessing the underlying properties it advertises. Which is why flowers are attractive to pollinators and to humans (regardless of cultural context; all human cultures find flowers beautiful).

Deutsch extends the argument to art: great art is like a flower; it, too, is “hard to fake.” It contains information about objective beauty that can’t be imitated without also achieving what it achieves (the expression of what is objectively beautiful). If Deutsch is right, this would mean that when humans across cultures and over centuries respond to certain works, they’re not just sharing arbitrary preferences (or even articulating a trail of intersubjective influences), they’re responding to something genuinely there, the way different species of pollinators all detect the attractiveness of a beautiful flower.

Objectively beautiful works of art have escape velocity from their temporal and social contexts (just like the objective beauty of flowers allows them to cross the immense evolutionary gap between species). It’s hard to see what exactly makes a piece of writing objectively beautiful, but we can get a glimpse by looking at what has remained in print over long stretches of time. The sheer number of writers over centuries and across different cultures who appreciate, even love, say, Shakespeare, suggests something objectively beautiful about his work.

A counter-argument is that canonical works survive because of the functions of power, not aesthetics. Shakespeare survives not necessarily because his work is objectively beautiful but because Shakespeare, writing in English, benefited from the power wielded by the English Empire, which made English a global imperial language. From this perspective, forcing students to study Shakespeare is less about aesthetic appreciation than a tool to reinforce power hegemonies (which manifest through culture, and specifically language).

But great pieces of writing don’t just survive time; they survive translation. If beauty were merely intersubjective, beautiful works of art would get stuck in their particular cultural moments and shared assumptions (and many popular and “critical darling” works do get stuck in that way; lauded for decades but fading over centuries), we wouldn’t expect any works to survive translation (and translations of translations over a thousand years) across both time and culture. The fact that some do, and that there’s even a rough consensus about which ones (Homer, Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, the Tale of Genji, the Mahabharata, etc.) suggests these works are tracking something beyond the contingent preferences of their cultural origins.

Dostoevsky is a particularly interesting example because he’s a writer who has uniquely benefited from being widely translated. Many Russian readers find his prose difficult, unpolished, inelegant, sloppy, and verbose, often disliking his style. Vladimir Nabokov intensely disliked Dostoevsky’s prose, calling him a “cheap sensationalist, clumsy and vulgar.” He found his characters and plots melodramatic and unrealistic. Nabokov is not the only one: Ivan Bunin, Turgenev, Henry James, and D.H. Lawrence all disliked Dostoevsky’s writing.

Yet Dostoevsky’s reputation is significant and enduring, especially in America, where it is as strong as ever (sales for both The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment have tripled since 2020, buoyed by his popularity on BookTok). A big part of this is that Dostoevsky’s prose is improved by translation. The unpolished, clunky, awkward prose can be smoothed over by talented translators, many of whom have transposed his writing into good English style. Something about his work transcends prose style.

Dostoevsky isn’t the only example; it works in the other direction, too, translating out of English. Take Edgar Allan Poe, whose English is often melodramatic, ornate, repetitive, and excessive. The critic Harold Bloom highlighted Poe’s mediocre prose, calling it clumsy, fumbling, filled with “dead metaphors” and “endless self-indulgence.” But like Dostoevsky, Poe’s prose was improved in translation, specifically to French, where translators like Charles Baudelaire elevated his style. Through Baudelaire’s translations, Poe became a “naturalized citizen of the French Republic of Letters,” going on to become a significant influence on the French Symbolist poets6.

The massive influence of writers like Dostoevsky and Poe, despite being somewhat awkward in their original languages, suggests that beauty in writing is located somewhere other than pure prose style; it lies in the structure, the ideas, in the emotional or philosophical depth. Something that survives translation; else why would we still find ourselves captivated by Homer, who wrote almost three-thousand years ago, and whose work has been translated into virtually every language on this planet.

If critics are necessary for mapping the intersubjective web of influences, then time (and translation) help to reveal objective beauty. Something that persists over centuries and across variable cultural contexts.

A counterpoint to the existence of objective beauty in art would be that the art we find beautiful is not consistent. But this needn’t disqualify the existence of an objective standard of beauty. We would not expect all beautiful things to look the same, art or otherwise. Flowers are all “flowers,” but they express the key characteristics of a flower in many different ways. See the range of forms in roses, lilies, orchids, sunflowers, daisies, tulips, peonies, carnations, and lavender.

If objective beauty exists, it has a profound effect on how we create and consume art. For the artist, the idea can be energizing, even illuminating; it would give real weight to the act of creation, providing something tangible (if elusive) to strive towards. But it also raises interesting questions about taste. If beauty is objective, then bad taste would be an error—it would have to be. I think it’s that hangup that keeps many people from taking the leap into the considering objective beauty. It feels intuitively wrong to mark bad taste as a mistake in the same way we can say 2+2=5 is an error. But many things that seem intuitive are in fact an error: it feels intuitive that the sun revolves around the earth, but we now know that is an error—and we overcame this mistake by increasing our knowledge. We may simply lack the knowledge to elucidate the qualities of objective beauty, but we may not remain in that state forever. We may someday require the knowledge to measure beauty.

Right now, we can’t prove that objective beauty exists (or which contemporary works do or do not possess those qualities and in what amounts), but we can treat it as a hypothesis, a mystery worth exploring. The search for something objective, something tangible (even if it’s a phantom), may be exactly the point. There is beauty all around us (in flowers, and in many other things), and the work of the artist might be to uncover that beauty.

To return to Steadwell’s original note about artistic subjectivity, it’s not necessarily that I think he’s wrong, but that if you believe that creativity is subjective, it necessarily determines what you will create. It changes your relation to the act of creation. You will approach it in a Romantic sense: as an expression of your personal self. But if you think of creation as an act of discovery: a way to get at the underlying structure of the world, it changes not only how you create, but what you create.

It’s not unlike Plato’s theory of anamnesis: that learning is really remembering truths the soul already knows. The artist doesn’t bring forth something new but reveals something that has been there the entire time. If beauty is objective, it changes the way art is made. It’s not about invention, about expressing something personal or advancing new forms; it’s an act of discovery.

Many artists, from Wes Anderson to Seamus Heaney to Rodin to Mozart to David Lynch to Michelangelo7 have described their creative work as a form of excavation. There is something beautiful that already exists, and the artist’s job is to uncover it.

There is nothing more clarifying—and more terrifying—than a health scare.

Something (I do not yet know what) happened to me one night in late November. My body, which for thirty-eight years had been humming quietly beneath my awareness, a small cat hidden beneath a blanket, purring gently, suddenly betrayed me. The purr became a snarl. Something thrashed about beneath the covers. I came away wounded, but how, where, and how deeply, remains to be seen.

When your body speaks to you like this, you listen. I became obsessed with my body’s every creak and groan. Trying to intuit a sign. Trying to figure out what it could mean. Does my headache signify a deeper problem, or have I simply not had enough coffee (or maybe I’ve had too much coffee)? Am I breathing normally? Am I too easily winded climbing the stairs? Yes, I have put on weight. Yes, I am not sleeping enough. Is that pain in my chest heartburn, or a heart attack? Or just nerves?

When he was dying of cancer, Max Ritvo wrote beautiful, haunting poems about his body’s betrayal. About the obsessive need to listen, to understand. Here is an excerpt from his poem, “The Senses”:

"Everything feels so good to me:
my wool hat,
the cocoon of dryness in my throat.

The sound of burning vegetables
is like a quiet, clean man folding sheets.

But I keep having thoughts—
this thought always holding at bay the next thought"

Ritvo writes about the need to make sense of our senses, and the strange paradox of how illness enhances the little pleasures of the body, how good it feels to feel things, but how our thoughts are always pushing them aside—thought following thought. The way the mind turns recursively back on itself, and how, especially in illness, the mind cannot not think about it.

But Max Ritvo knew he was dying. I don’t know anything yet. This is probably, almost certainly, nothing. I may read back over this essay in a few months, in a year, and cringe. I hope that I do.

I went to see my doctor, and she ordered tests. Then, more tests to help interpret the previous tests. I have three specialist appointments lined up. My doctor, after our fifth conversation, no doubt tired of answering my panicked questions, admitted that she “has never seen this before.” There are hints of one thing, shadows of another. While stuck in uncertainty, with multiple explanations slowly separating into diagnosis—like oil and water in a shaken jar—I want the world to pause. I want everything to stop! Just for a moment. Just until we can figure out what’s going on. It may be nothing; it’s probably nothing. But why keep rushing about until we know? Stop emailing. Shut down social media. Send everyone home from work. Let the economy take a breather; it will be good for everyone to stop buying stuff anyway. Even the weather should stop changing. Decide if it will be sunny or gloomy; if the snow will stay or melt into mud; if it will be warm or so cold the air cracks with every step. This variation throughout the day, cloudy mornings defeated by the sun’s effort, clouds coming and going as they please, snow falling gently, then ferociously, then not at all, ice hugging the trees before breaking free in the afternoon thaw. It is too much to keep track of. I am busy listening to my body, my inner ear cocked against a locked door. When I was a boy, I read a Dean Koontz novel where the protagonist, in the middle of a shootout in a department store, imagines his death: his blood staining the beige carpet, cleaners scrubbing it away a week later, shoppers returning, oblivious to what happened there. The world keeps on spinning even after he’s gone.

The day after Thanksgiving, it snowed all day. From morning until well past midnight. The brown trees disappeared beneath blankets of white. The air a continuous swirl of glittering ice. Inspired by Virginia Woolf, I decided to take a walk, to escape the house, to escape from the incessant thinking about myself.

The hour should be the evening and the season winter, for in winter the champagne brightness of the air and the sociability of the streets are grateful. We are not then taunted as in summer by the longing for shade and solitude and sweet airs from the hayfields. The evening hour, too, gives us the irresponsibility which darkness and lamplight bestow. We are no longer quite ourselves. As we step out of the house on a fine evening between four and six, we shed the self our friends know us by and become part of that vast republican army of anonymous trampers, whose society is so agreeable after the solitude of one’s own room.

At first, it didn’t work. My phone, buzzing continuously with alerts, kept pulling me back into myself. My mind, like a broken wind-up toy, kept going in circles, trying in vain to solve something it cannot solve. But as I walked, the cold air clawing at my face, I could feel myself slowly receding into the steady crunch of boots beneath hard snow. I looked down and saw in the snow a constellation of details I had never noticed. I had always thought of snow as uniform, a sheet of pure, unadulterated white; but what I saw was endless variation. Here the snow piled up into little hills, jagged mountains of ice that gave way to smooth plains; in other places, heavy traffic had kicked away the snow, revealing layers of gravel and grass; and everywhere footprints of all shapes and sizes, children and adult prints, and animals, too: dog paws, rabbit tracks, and even the clawed indents of turkeys on the prowl. The snow was not all snow, either, for little pieces of ice, remnants from the previous week’s rain, poked through here and there. The cloudy afternoon and the lit interiors of my neighbor’s houses lent a sonderous quality to the day; but as evening advanced, the sun, as though realizing it was running out of time, pushed through the clouds at last, leaving one final hour of irradiance, bright orange burning the southwesterly trees. As quick as it came, it was gone, leaving a soft purple in its wake. As I turned for home, my cheeks and nose cold-kissed with red, I noticed a bald eagle flying above. I paused as it flew near, lowering itself toward the earth. It passed right over me, close enough that I felt as though I could reach up and touch its feathers. Its white head was a blazing beacon in the dark sky, as if it had gathered all the remaining light of the day into its crown. As I watched it fly past, disappearing over the gray trees, I realized I had stopped breathing. The earth was completely still, still in a way only possible on a winter evening. A neighbor approached, walking his dog. His dog leapt at me, trying to kiss my face. We talked briefly about the eagle we had both seen, the shared recognition making it realer. He asked about my Thanksgiving, and I his. We discussed what to do with the turkey leftovers. He had made soup. I told him that we made ramen and that my son loves ramen. His son loves ramen, too, he said, and we laughed at how similar toddlers can be, as if they had all secretly agreed on liking and disliking the same things. He said he liked the idea and would make ramen that night.

When I finally made it home, my nose red with cold, my legs gently aching, I realized I felt much better. My house seemed cleaner (it wasn’t), the chaos of two kids and their toys better managed (they weren’t). I made tea, and it seemed to taste better. My problems shrink when the mind quiets. What was terrible about the health scare was how it made me constantly think about it. My mind going in circles trying to solve something it cannot possibly solve. The internet does something similar to us, which is why we are constantly exhorting ourselves to log off and “touch grass.” The internet keeps us ruminating, the mind running over problems it has neither the time nor the prowess to solve. The internet turns us inward, makes us obsessed with ourselves—paradoxically, by promising connection to a wider world than we could experience physically. But the paradox turns both ways. When we attend to the outer world, and by that, I mean the world right here—my desk, the solid wood, my fingers thumping the keyboard—we get out of ourselves. It’s counterintuitive. The internet makes us sick because it turns us inward by promising to expand our horizons; “touching grass” is healing because it turns us outward by promising to reduce our horizons. As I was writing this draft, I came across this note by , who said much of what I’ve said in this paragraph, but better. I’ll just leave the full note right here:

But “touching grass” is a band-aid. It doesn’t completely heal the underlying wound (and that wound, I suspect, has been with us long before the internet, and will be with us always). The internet is too useful, too woven into all parts of life. Even when you try to escape the internet, you bring the internet with you. When I took my snow walk, I took my phone. In case something happened; in case my wife needed to reach me. As I walked out the door, I used it to check the weather. Would I need a scarf, hat, and gloves? Or just a coat? I used an app to meditate. The disembodied voice of a gentle stranger speaking through my AirPods. When I talked to my neighbor, he showed me a picture of his turkey—with his phone. Later, I texted him the soup recipe.

Our minds have been changed by the internet. Permanently. Often, when I am experiencing something, I wonder how I will mediate the experience later—online. Will I post about it? If I do, what will I say? Should I take a picture now, in case I want to post later?

While I was obsessing over my health, I was also thinking about whether I should share it online, and in what level of detail. Should I post an update? (sorry, I haven’t been responding to comments or sharing much lately, I’ve been quietly freaking out over here). Because thinking about an experience also means thinking about it in terms of our online social selves. We are always deciding, at various levels of conscious awareness, what to share, in what detail, and to whom. There is no way to share everything, unmediated, all the time, and to share nothing is to disappear from our world.

As Karlsson points out, the self is something of a distraction. A self aware of itself, commenting on itself. The internet is like pouring fuel on this fire. Writing, especially writing a personal essay, is a weird kind of balance between the outward self and the narrating self. In a sense, I am thinking about myself. I am thinking about myself intensely here in this essay. But I am also thinking about other things. And, more to the point, by forcing my thoughts into writing, I turn them outward, even if the subject of my writing is myself. Writing forces you to reckon with the idea of a reader. I can see you here with me right now, even though you are from the future. You are hovering over my shoulder, reading these words along with me. I am attending to myself, and also, you.

This essay is like a room. One that I have rented from Substack, but furnished to my taste. I picked out the couch, some complementary chairs. There is the rug, stylish and warm underfoot. I chose the lamps, the art on the walls. You will spend some time here; and I hope it will be a pleasant time. But not a lot of time. You will spend, according to Substack, on average, twelve minutes in this room. Then you will leave. You may choose to enter another room, spend some time there. Or, you may linger in the “hallway,” the liminal news feed, scrolling for something to do, without, perhaps, realizing that the scroll is the whole point. Or maybe you will log off, go outside, and touch grass. But this does not mean you have left this metaphorical building, for the offline world is also a series of rooms, choices of where to spend your time. When I finish writing this essay, I will go outside and shovel my driveway. It’s snowing again, and I can see it piling up outside. More and more of it. I will leave my warm office, put on my coat, hat, gloves, and scarf, and go outside. The snow will melt on my face. I will feel the heat building up beneath my coat as I lift each shovel-full of snow and toss it aside. It will feel good to move my body. It will feel good to accomplish something, even something small. I will be attending to myself, and therefore, far away from myself. Tomorrow, it will snow again. It will snow all month, and the month after that. Next year, winter will come again, and I will shovel the snow.

It is so much like life, these little rooms. For an average of 76 years, I will need to decide, moment after moment, what to do. My body is not mine, I’ve realized, but a room I rent. At some point, I will leave.

When was the last time you lost yourself in a novel on your phone? Now, ask yourself how many nonfiction articles you’ve consumed on your phone in the previous week alone? My answer to the first question is “never,” and my answer to the second is—well, I don’t keep track of what I read online, but my Matter queue currently lists 107 items, every single one of them a nonfiction article.

I’ve been asking these questions because I write a lot of fiction, and lately, I’ve been trying to think of interesting ways to distribute my writing online.

But when I think back on my own reading habits, I realize two things that are quite damning to my own desires to publish fiction online:

• I rarely read fiction on my phone (or my computer, for that matter)

• I rarely read contemporary fiction

It’s not just me. The National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) found that the percentage of people reading books has been declining overall, but they report a sharper drop in fiction reading (from 45.2% of respondents in 2012 to 37.6% in 2022, the lowest share on record). This represents a 17% rate of decline in fiction reading in a decade. The rate of decline is even more stark when you look at “literary” fiction (novels, short stories, poetry, and plays), where the rate of decline has accelerated from -5% to -14% since 1992. The decline in reading correlates with increased participation in online media.

While overall reading is declining, print books consumption remains somewhat steady. According to the Pew Research Center, print books remain more popular than e-books: 65% of adults report reading a print book in the last year, compared to 30% who read an e-book. When you look at fiction, and particularly the “General & Literary Fiction” category, you see a strong dominance in print books over other formats in the Nielsen BookScan data.

Looking at web reading habits, apps like Pocket, Instapaper, Matter, and Readwise are primarily used for saving web articles, email newsletters, RSS feeds, X-threads, PDFs, and EPUBs, formats that have a strong focus on non-fiction content. Their emphasis on features like highlighting, note-taking, and resurfacing important information further indicate a focus on information retention, more typical of non-fiction reading.

Efforts by various publishers to create fiction-centric online reading experiences have largely failed. In October, Amazon announced the closure of its serialized fiction platform, Kindle Vella. Authors have noted that while the internet has made “serialized storytelling surprisingly easy,” only a handful of niche genres have seen success, and success in that format requires significant engagement with readers.

The newsletter, on the other hand, has been enjoying a recent boom, buoyed on the backs of Substack and its hefty VC fundraising. But on Substack, the most popular newsletters, and those raking in the most earnings, are all nonfiction-focused. Advice on how to build a six-figure newsletter on Substack calls out a need to “solve specific problems,” which, while not explicitly stated, points to nonfiction content as the answer.

That data paints a compelling picture, and one that rings true with my own experience: readers vastly prefer to read fiction in print form (or, on an e-book designed to mimic the print experience closely), and when readers read online,—particularly on their phones—they gravitate to nonfiction.

There’s something easy, almost seductive, about reading an article on your phone. You can gobble it up, piece-meal, if needed, in the little gaps you find in your busy day: in the five minutes between Zoom meetings at work, in line waiting for a coffee, in those brief, beautiful moments when your toddler plays independently. The trending news story that you doomscroll in bed.

This type of reading works for contemporary nonfiction—it even enhances the experience. I feel enmeshed, even trapped, in the vicissitudes of life, grappling with limited time and abundant demands on my attention, and I get the sense that the nonfiction writer is, too. They, too, must grapple with the confusing, disorienting world we find ourselves in, among the supersensorium of options at our disposal. They, too, are distracted, pulled in a million directions. They, too, don’t have a clue about what is happening, but they have a lot of ideas. They have a lot of sources, a bevy of examples. Reading nonfiction on your phone is like skimming a little fractal piece of the entire web. Quick, punchy paragraphs of ideas barely stitched together, liberally sprinkled with hyperlinks to other quick, punchy pieces full of ideas. The work is digressive, citatory, skimmable, and shallow. Perfect for your information-addled brain.

Fiction, on the other hand, feels like a luxury. Both to write and to read. But why is that?

It’s because we live in the internet age. In the age of the phone. The age of the web. And the web is a form, a literary form, and it has a grammar: the hyperlink.

The Hyperlink State

In a 2009 Ribbonfarm post, Venkatesh Rao puts forward the idea that the hyperlink is not just a fancy way to cite sources online but constitutes an entirely new form of grammar, one native to online writing. “The web is a regular medium whose language is the hyperlink.”

A writer who skillfully uses hyperlinks can create new effects that are only possible through stitching together multiple sources in the course of writing a sentence. It transforms the reader-writer relationship by ceding more agency to the reader. They decide what and when to click and may, in fact, never finish your piece because they’ve left it behind, disappearing down a rabbit hole of interesting clicks. The hyperlink makes the reader, as Rao says, “an extraordinarily active meaning-constructor” in online writing.

Naturally, by giving more agency to the reader, it may feel like diminishing the agency of the writer. Why, indeed, would you encourage your readers to click away from your work? And, in fact, over the last ten years or so, we have seen a deliberate reduction in this kind of online generosity, with the rise of cozyweb-driven screenshot content and virtually all social media networks now burying links on their platforms.

Indeed, Rao recently updated his understanding of hyperlink grammar in the context of a retreat from the “worldwide” web—a stage where anyone and everyone can play a part in full view of all participant-spectators—to a new dark forest web. As Rao says, “The view of hypertext culture I shared 15 years ago in The Rhetoric of the Hyperlink, which was quite popular at the time, now seems hopelessly idealistic.” Rao positions the decline of the hyperlink as largely a result of the decline of an open web to one filled increasingly with closed-off platforms where the owners benefit from keeping all the eyeballs locked in their particular digital theme park. A reduced commons reduces the hyperlink.

But the hyperlink remains the grammar of the web, and it declines alongside the web. I’ll leave thoughts on cozyweb and hyperlink-reduced enshittification for another day.

What I want to focus on is fiction writing and why it never managed to embrace the hyperlink style of web writing that brought boomtown growth to non-fiction writing, fueling first a blogging renaissance and now a newsletter one.

The Dream State

It’s because fiction produces an entirely different mind state to nonfiction writing—and therefore requires a different grammar. While nonfiction flourishes with the hyperlink, fiction is destroyed by it.

In The Art of Fiction, John Gardner likens the reading—and writing—of fiction to a dream. “Fiction does its work by creating a dream in the reader’s mind.” Like dreams, fictional worlds constitute their own logic, and they entice the reader to enter that world. No matter how outlandish or fantastical it may seem, the world is consistent. When you dream, you accept what is happening, no matter how nonsensical the events may be. It is only after you awaken that you realize: that was ridiculous. Fiction works in the same way.

This is not easy to do. For fiction to be effective, it must be, as Gardner points out, “vivid and continuous.” Vivid in the sense that the reader must be able to “see” what is happening with their mind’s eye, and continuous “because a repeatedly interrupted flow of action must necessarily have less force than an action directly carried through from its beginning to its conclusion.” Interruptions destabilize the dream state.

You can see how the hyperlink is a problem.

When writing fiction online, hyperlinks break the spell. Dissolve the dreamworld. The fiction writer is like a magician who must carefully stage manage the performance. She must, necessarily, “hog the stage,” for to allow spontaneous audience participation would risk ruining the effect. In both fiction and magic shows, a prerequisite to enjoying the act is a suspension of disbelief. You know what you are “seeing” is not real, and although there is a strong desire to locate where the wires are placed, you also understand that knowledge of that sort will destroy the appeal. You want to be transported, mesmerized. You want to believe. It’s why you are there in the first place.

Two forms of writing, two forms of reading

In this framing, we have two distinct forms of writing: the nonfictive and the fictive, the hyperlink and the dream. It is not the same experience to read each genre of writing, nor is it the same experience to write in either mode.

When I write nonfiction, I write like I read the web: all over the place. I bounce around from paragraph to paragraph. I write, in one moment, the conclusion, then something in the middle, then circle back to the opening. I think of something new to write and make a note of it. I transplant entire paragraphs from my notes into the middle of the article in progress. I write out of order. I write and then stop to research something online and read for fifteen minutes, an hour. It doesn’t matter if I lose track. All the words are there, a pastiche of words tossed at a white screen. I am writing this article right now, and at the bottom of my page is a “notes” section with 300 words of half-baked writing that I may or may not paste into the article later.

But when I write fiction, I must go in order—slowly and carefully. I have a precise sequence of activities that I do every time before I sit down to write fiction. I must put myself in a trance because the story is a dream, and I must let it unfold as I write it. I hook my unconscious, dreaming mind to my pen. I do not know what will happen in my story until it happens. When I write fiction, I must close down all my apps. Sometimes, even the outside world is a distraction, and the blinds must be closed. I write many first drafts by hand, but when I use the computer, I use a plugin that hides everything I’ve written as I go. When I write fiction, there is only ever the word I am working on, in that moment, one at a time.

If I am interrupted when writing nonfiction, it’s no big deal. I’m writing this right now with my three-year-old in the same room. Interruptions are even helpful! I can get pulled out of a bunny trail and sent back to the main path. Or, a new thought might intrude that sends the piece down an interesting avenue.

But I loathe interruptions when writing fiction. I’m not to be disturbed. Otherwise, the spell may break.

So, too, with reading. As I wrote earlier, I find the experience of reading nonfiction online quite pleasant. I enjoy having a constant queue of articles that I can explore at my leisure whenever I have a moment. But when I read fiction, I prefer a physical book and a span of uninterrupted time (with my laptop closed and my phone on “do not disturb”). Usually, I read for an hour before bed, and this is almost exclusively when I read fiction.

Separating the two forms of textual creation and consumption helps to answer a host of tedious questions about reading and writing. Are physical books superior to e-books? Are we losing our ability to focus? Why can’t the kids read anymore?

These kinds of questions can (mostly) be dismissed as noise. The apparent debate is only a confusion of terms. Fiction and non-fiction are almost different mediums, with their own internal logics, their own grammatical forms, and their ideal platforms and methods of creation plus consumption. Physical books are better for fiction, but e-books have significant advantages for non-fiction (access to the hyperlinked web and the ability to export highlights and notes). Realizing this, I now consciously consume fiction in print form and nonfiction on my phone or Kindle (it works out quite nicely). No, we are not losing our ability to focus. What appears to be a bug of the internet (distracted skimming) is actually a feature, a feature of the hyperlinked web. Fiction book sales are actually increasing, and it’s not uncommon to see a young person today with a stack of physical books (all BookTok approved, of course), devouring them one after the other. It’s just that once they’ve put the book down, they’re back on the phone, skimming the supersensorium for fresh ideas.

New ways to write—and read—fiction

While perhaps I understand the terrain a bit better, I’m still left with a burning question: What is the future of fiction?

The answer might be simple: the same as it’s ever been. If you are interested in writing fiction, you write print books that readers can hold in their hands and place on their bookshelves to be used as TikTok backgrounds.

But this is unsatisfying for various reasons. The web has transformed our world, unlocking new forms of expression, new mediums, new economies of scale, and new opportunities for readers and writers. Non-fiction is having a renaissance of sorts. Why can’t fiction get in on that?

Is it possible for fiction writers to have their cake and eat it, too? Is it possible to maintain the vivid, continuous dream-space necessary for good fiction in an online context?

I’ll speculate two different ways of approaching the problem (neither of them particularly new; but then again, email was hardly new when Substack kicked off the newsletter resurgence). My proposed solutions must satisfy two criteria:

1. The medium preserves the fictive dreamscape

2. The medium taps into the network effects and economies of scale afforded by the hyperlinked web

As I’ve hopefully established, these two criteria seem, at first glance, opposed. But I think there are ways to thread the needle. Third ways that do a little bit of both.

My first proposed medium is the physical-digital hybrid (released through a platform like Metalabel), and the second is the hyperlink novel (utilizing platforms like Roam or Obsidian).

Neither of these ideas are particularly revolutionary, but they do feel under-utilized. I’d like to see more fiction writers try experiments in these directions (and I plan to do the same in the future).

Physical-Digital Hybrids

One of the benefits of writing online is the speed of distribution. You can write something, post it, and immediately, it’s off to the races, zooming about online at the speed of clicks, picking up readers with increasing (sometimes viral) velocity. There’s something very satisfying about this as a writer. You can share thoughts instantly when they’re ready—and shape the zeitgeist of other thinking around you. It can quite literally feel like a conversation, combining the long-term durability of writing with the immediacy of speech.

This is different from the normal experience of publishing print books. The process is often long (it can take years for a written book to get physically created and distributed) and requires maneuvering through a complicated web of gatekeepers.

In my piece, Curation Economy, Not Creator Economy, I wondered if there was a way to “have it both ways” vis-a-vis self-publishing and traditional publishing. This tension is heightened with fiction writing since, as I’ve demonstrated, the options for growing online are limited by the form.

One way to “have it both ways” is by releasing both physical and digital versions of your work. A good example of this approach is Metalabel, a platform for releasing creative work online. Metalabel is a web platform that takes advantage of online creation and distribution mechanisms, namely reach, virality, and collaboration, while also combining some of the benefits of physical releases—by packaging your work as a “collectible.”

Metalabel embraces the ethos of self-publication. A “do it yourself” approach inspired by punk bands. As they write on their website, “Rather than wait for someone else to legitimize them, these bands legitimized themselves by starting their own labels, putting themselves out, and ultimately making scenes and something bigger than just them on their own.” Metalabel focuses on creative collaboration and scene-making, which shifts the focus from the individual (which is the emphasis of the creator economy) to a group of artists—to a scene.

One of the exciting things about Metalabel is that you can release physical versions of your work (in addition to digital versions). This is a powerful ability for fiction writers, as it allows them to collaborate easily with other artists, build scenes around their work, use the web for marketing and distribution—building a fandom anywhere—while releasing their work in the medium it most wants to be consumed: as a physical artifact. In this approach, you take what’s good about the web for fiction (collaboration, reach, new forms of monetization) and side-step the problems (that no one wants to read fiction online).

I plan to experiment with this approach in the coming years. One way I’m thinking about doing it:

1. Put together fiction mini-zines (say, 3-5 stories) knitted together by a theme, character, or plot.

2. Use social media and email to gather interested potential readers

3. Offer the physical mini-zine to that audience for a small fee

4. Set up a simple website (digital garden) for archiving the stories online—while offering an easy way for readers to collect the printed version

This kind of release pattern also makes it easier to focus on depth over frequency. Most traditional short story collections contain about 10 stories, which can take a couple of years to write. A single story is much easier to complete, but it disappears online. It’s not quite right to treat it as a “post,” and yet it’s too little for the heft of a “book.” A three-story mini-zine might be an interesting sweet spot. You could release them much faster than a traditional book (perhaps once a quarter or twice a year), but you’re also not locked into the unrealistic cadence established by non-fiction newsletters (once per week). This approach not only aligns well with the pace of fiction writing but it also allows for a more curated, collectible approach to sharing work.

Most importantly, however, is that it allows readers to consume fiction in the best way: as a physical object and in a concentrated release that encourages focused consumption (which is necessary for sustaining the fictive dream). As opposed to the incessant drip-drip of newsletter posts trapped in the perennial now.

Hyperlink Fiction

The second interesting form that I want to explore is the hyperlink novel. Rather than try and sidestep the hyperlink, the “grammar of the web,” hypertext fiction offers a way for fiction writers to use this grammar to build fiction.

Hyperlink fiction is hardly new and has been around for almost as long as the hyperlinked web. Michael Joyce’s “afternoon, a story” (1987) is widely considered the first significant hypertext fiction, following a narrator investigating whether he witnessed his son’s death in a car accident. Shelley Jackson’s “Patchwork Girl” (1995) reimagines Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein through a feminist lens, using the fragmented structure of the hypertext to mirror its protagonist’s assembled body. These early works demonstrated hypertext’s potential to create nonlinear narratives where readers could choose their own paths through the story. However, many of these early experiments failed to gain mainstream traction, partly because they often embraced fragmentation and disorientation as core aesthetic principles—directly undermining the “vivid and continuous” dream state that effective fiction requires. These hypertext experiments embraced the hyperlink’s tendency to rupture narrative coherence, but what I want to explore is the possibility of repurposing the hyperlink, not as a distractive, dream-dissolving element, but as a foundational feature in fiction.

There’s a fictional genre that may be poised to not only avoid the pitfalls of the hyperlink but utilize it for new narrative purposes: the fantasy novel. More specifically, the fantasy series. More than any other genre (save perhaps science fiction), fantasy embraces the fiction-as-a-world conceit. The world is the book, and the book is the world. This conceptualization offers an intriguing possibility for the hyperlink as a world-building tool. Almost every fantasy novel includes some type of supplementary content: maps in the front-matter, appendices in the back-matter (full of family trees, fictional histories, annals of long-dead rulers, mythologies and lore, supplementary stories and poems, and so forth). These supplementary materials are necessary for building out the broader context of the fictional world, making it feel like a real place with history, commerce, geography, and religion.

However, front matter and back matter are elements of printed books, and a digital book could do something very different with this material: it could sprinkle it throughout the story in the form of hyperlinks. Whenever a location is mentioned in the story, include a hyperlink to the map; family names link to lineage trees; gods to a Wiki-like description of the lore.

The benefit for the writer is that you would not have to overexplain your world as you’re inviting your reader to experience it for the first time. We’ve all read bad fantasy bogged down by characters constantly pausing the action to explain the mechanics of magic or pontificate on the historical details of the surrounding countryside. The fiction writer can include all this and keep the action going by using hyperlinks. Because some degree of explanation is necessary in fantasy. The world they are building is a new one, unfamiliar to the reader. Fantasy writers have solved this conundrum largely by deploying variations on the fish out of water trope. Choose a main character who is also unfamiliar with the fantasy world and let them ask questions of the characters around them. There are several ways to do this:

• The character enters the fantasy world from our own (the Pevensie children in The Chronicles of Narnia (1950), Lessingham in The Worm Ouroboros (1922), Alice in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1865)).

• The character comes from a parochial backwater or is otherwise unfamiliar with their new surroundings (Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings (1954), Paul Atreides in Dune (1965), Luke Skywalker in Star Wars (1977)).

• The character is a young (sheltered) child with limited personal experience (Bran Stark in A Song of Ice and Fire (1996), Lyra Balacqua in His Dark Materials (1995)).

The best example of this trope is Harry Potter, who manages to satisfy all three examples at the same time (he’s a small child locked in a parochial state by cartoonishly villainous relatives who enters the magical world from our own). Despite being a folk hero in the wizarding world, Harry Potter knows absolutely nothing about it and, therefore, spends all seven books asking pedantic questions about the world that he will save. The effect is particularly obvious here because J.K. Rowling (somewhat foolishly) introduced another major character who was not born into the magical world: Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, is a walking encyclopedia, and is usually the one explaining things to Harry, even though, she too, should be a fish out of water; but she’s so good at expounding the workings of the magical world that she often explains things to children who were born into that world (like Ron Weasley). The in-universe explanation for this is that Hermione reads a lot, which only begs the question of why Harry never bothers to educate himself (or why, after a few years at Hogwarts, his knowledge does not meaningfully grow).

Rowling deliberately structured her story in this way so that she can (via characters like Hermione) explain the world she is building to the audience as she builds it. It works (for a children’s story), but it severely undermines character building because, despite being told that he’s a competent leader who inspires others, Harry Potter seems to the reader a lucky fool who never has any idea what is going on.

Now, imagine a Harry Potter written with hyperlinks. Freed from the trope of “main character who does not understand the fantasy world,” Harry can grow up in a wizarding family which makes him more interesting because his characterization as a competent wizard is believable and his psychological grappling with his status as the “chosen hero” becomes more compelling because it was something he grew up believing in since birth. He can be a flawed hero. An interesting hero because he can be meaningfully seduced by the allure of Slytherin House and all it represents. Hermione’s character, too, improves because she can remain the outsider who doesn’t understand the world but makes up for it with a surfeit of cleverness and book learning. This Hermione would be far less annoying, less didactic and self-satisfying, and would come across instead as a plucky underdog.

Hiding the details of world-building behind hyperlinks creates multiple levels to read a fantasy story. You could read through without clicking the hyperlinks, which would make the world feel alien, surreal, overwhelming, and alive. Since the writer can hide the explanatory prose behind the hyperlinks, what’s left would be a story full of strange, disorienting scenes with blood-and-flesh action. Some fantasy books have been written in this way: Gene Wolfe’s The Book of the New Sun (1980) and Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast (1946) come to mind, stories where the characters all come from the same strange world and therefore assume familiarity with it, creating a disorienting effect for the reader.

But a hyperlink fantasy would introduce a second reading, where you click the hyperlinks to understand the context of the world, creating a similar effect to reading a traditional fantasy novel today but without the awkward fish-out-of-water trope—freeing the author to explore more interesting main characters.

But you could also introduce a third reading by including hyperlinks within the hyperlinks that rabbit hole to deeper streams. Stories within the story. Imagine the entire online Wiki of a fantasy world included in the main text via two and three-layer hyperlink clicks.

Here’s an example of what I mean, from Harry Turtledove’s Into the Darkness (I haven’t personally read this novel, but I found this illustrative example via Reddit). Here’s a sentence early in the novel that’s bogged down by world-building.

His mother looked at him as if he’d suddenly started speaking the language of the Lagoans, whose island kingdom lay beyond the isles of Sibiu, far southeast of Forthweg.

The additional clause after Lagoan, while explaining what that word means, does little to advance the scene; in fact, it pulls the reader out of the immediacy of the moment, away from the mother’s look, which should be the focus.

Now, rewrite the scene with the benefit of hyperlinks:

His mother looked at him as if he’d suddenly started speaking Lagoan.

The word “Lagoan” would be a hypertext link to a brief history of the Lagoans: “The Lagoans come from Lagoas, an island kingdom that lay beyond the isles of Sibiu, far southeast of Forthweg.”

In this approach, Turtledove could maintain the immediacy of his scene while still providing the necessary world-building context. He could have his cake and eat it, too.

This method of composing stories—nested dolls of stories within stories—invites the reader into a world that feels large and continuously larger. The author can flesh out the details of their world as it comes to them, adding additional layers of context over time. Imagine reading A Song of Ice and Fire as an online hypertext, with rich linking to the various maps and appendices, plus all the online supplementary material (the unofficial Wiki, George R. R. Martin’s “Not a Blog”), the companion novels (Dunk & Egg, Fire and Blood, The World of Ice and Fire), and, hell, why not, even the HBO television shows—multiple media all coexisting in a single “space.”

There are literary precursors to this type of metafiction: David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest (1996), Vladimir Nabokov’s Pale Fire (1962), and Mark Z. Danielewski’s House of Leaves (2000) come to mind. In these novels, multiple narratives co-exist in the physical space of the book, converging and “talking” to one another through the use of citations and footnotes. Adapting this storytelling approach to the web would yield similarly interesting results. It was a much better experience reading Infinite Jest on the Kindle compared to the print book. I could click on the notes (as hyperlinks), which saved me the obnoxious and exhausting act of flipping that big book back and forth. It was much smoother to click through and lose myself in the maze of footnotes. It’s one of those rare fiction books that’s better in a digital form than in print. The dreamworld of that story is one built on hyperlink-adjacent content (the academic footnote).

A great contemporary example is David Chapman’s book, Meaningness, which exists as an online, hyperlinked novel. Even today, you can see that Chapman has included links to pages that he has not yet written, inviting the reader into the book as he writes it. He has pre-emptively linked to those pages, showing the additional context to come and offering a promise of what is to come. Chapman also uses hyperlinks to define the terms he uses (like “eternalism,” “nihilism,” “materialism,” etc.), which is extremely helpful in a philosophical text. Like a web forum, the pages of his “book” also include comments. Readers can ask questions or clarifications directly in the text and Chapman often responds, further elucidating his writing. These comments extend the (seemingly infinite) boundaries of the text, which, in turn, reflect on one of the book’s central theses: that meaning is both infinite and discrete.

Though a non-fiction text, Chapman’s book demonstrates the potency of the hyperlinked book and opens new options for fiction writers. You could create your own hypertext novel fairly easily with platforms like Roam Research and Obsidian. Obsidian, in fact, offers an easy way to publish your notes as simple web pages. An author could start by writing chapters in Obsidian, adding hyperlinks to anything interesting or concepts they plan to flesh out later. Then, at a set schedule (say, once a week), they could publish their notes online. An RSS feed could be set to notify readers when new pages are published.

This approach seems more interesting to me than serialized novels (on newsletter platforms like Substack) because it opens multiple directions to take a story, rather than the linear style afforded by a weekly newsletter—which feels no different than a traditional novel, albeit one arbitrarily cut up and delivered piecemeal. The hyperlink novel, on the other hand, offers an entirely new way to write and read fiction.

The reason this approach could work for fiction (and not dismantle the fictive dream) is because it would remain a contained world; every hyperlink would point to something else within the same fictive space. You build not within the structure of the entire web (which dissolves the work, like pouring a glass of orange juice into the ocean), but instead, you recreate the novel following the structure of the web. A world entirely of its own. An ocean of orange juice.

Novels are already miniature, self-contained worlds. While non-fiction writers try to understand the world by studying bits and pieces of it (often in great detail), the fiction writer tries to understand the world by recreating it. The novel is a synecdoche—the fictional world a stand-in for the entire world. The hyperlink novel, therefore, is a synecdoche of the web rather than a part of it. Writing hyperlinked fiction may offer us a better way to understand what it is like to live in our time, when more and more of our lives exist online.

Fiction is the creation of a new world—the mind of the author opened in a way that can sustain visitors. Inviting them into your dream. You have to keep the walls of the dream up, lest reality bleed in and demolish the illusion. But the hyperlink need not be a conduit for destruction; it can also be a way to dramatically extend the dream walls, creating fictive worlds that feel larger than any yet created—maybe even as large as the world itself.

Like in the Borges fable where the map grows so large it becomes the terrain it describes, the novel may need to grow dramatically in size to capture our increasingly complex world successfully. It may need to look—and feel—like the worldwide web.

Note: the original version of this essay was originally published on Paragraph on March 15, 2025. You can read the original here, which includes discussions pulled from Farcaster.

There has been a recent discourse on Substack about the uses and disuses of an MFA. Do you need one? Is it, actually, bad to have one? Is MFA-literature a genre, in the same way that horror or fantasy, or romance are? Is there a cabal of evil MFAers who are strangling contemporary literature in the cradle by refusing to publish anything other than their narrow circle of friends? Does getting an MFA ruin your writing? And so on.

The true answer—as true answers tend to be—is boring. Having or not having an MFA hardly matters. It hardly matters because an MFA is not a stepping stone to writing great literature. It looks like one, but exactly because it looks like one, it cannot be one.

Brilliant work contains an inherent contradiction. It often does not look like brilliant work (until much later, after we have grown used to it, when we accept its brilliance as obvious and matter-of-fact). In the Penguin Classics edition of Moby-Dick, Andrew Delbanco opens the introduction with this:

Not many years ago, at an elite northeastern university, a prominent English literary critic was asked which was the greatest English novel. The room was paneled and lit by a chandelier, the windows heavily draped, the bookshelves lined with leatherbound classics—furnishings all carefully assembled to replicate an Old World atmosphere. There was not a whiff of sea air in that room. With the combination of eagerness and resentment that sometimes greets the proclamation of a standard, the students leaned forward to hear from their eminent guest. “Middlemarch would be my candidate,” he said, tentatively, “unless by English novel you mean novel in English, in which case it would, of course, be Moby-Dick.”

Herman Melville produced one of the most lauded novels in English, one of the finest American novels ever composed, frequently trotted out as an exemplary candidate for the “great American novel.” Yet, as Delbanco observes, this is somewhat surprising. There is little about both the novel and its author that would suggest its pedigree. It was not evident to everyone at the time. Moby-Dick flopped when it arrived, a fact that depressed Melville so thoroughly he all but gave up writing novels. Because genius does not look like genius, few of Melville’s contemporaries could appreciate the greatness of Moby-Dick. Time was not on their side.

If you could imagine a young person today, say 18-22, who had literary ambitions, who nursed the desire to one day write a “great novel,” how would you recommend they set about that goal? Many people would recommend that they go to college, study English literature or creative writing, perhaps pick up a language or two. That they then go on to get an MFA and perhaps a PhD in comparative literature. Look: we can even ask ChatGPT (which, I suspect, is literally what an eighteen-year-old today would do) and see what it says. It will tell you to do some form of the following:

• Read widely, both the classics and novels that are currently winning prizes

• Write every day (500 words minimum) and start by writing short stories

• Study craft by getting a BA in English or Creative Writing, followed by an MFA; attend workshops, develop a close group of fellow writers

• Read the contemporary scene (subscribe to journals like The Paris Review, The New Yorker, Granta, n+1, etc.)

• Learn how to revise your work; submit to magazines, agents, and publishers; submit often, learn how to deal with rejection

• Mentor other writers

Which is all fine and good, but unlikely to help you write something great. ChatGPT gives you the legible path, which is precisely why it can’t lead anywhere interesting. What this program is designed to do is ensure that you live and work (and perhaps even live and work comfortably) within the prevailing literary scene. If your goal is to become a professor and/or magazine editor and spend your life writing novels and teaching students, this is a clear, actionable plan. However, if you want to write great literature, it might not get you there.

The reason it’s unlikely to work is that the stepping stones to greatness don’t look anything like the final product. Imagine Melville following the similar advice of his time. The program he would have received would have looked quite similar to the one laid out; however, that is not what Melville did. Instead, he spent five years on a whaling vessel. He says, in Moby-Dick, “A whaleship was my Yale College and my Harvard.” A stepping stone to writing a “great American novel” meant not writing at all for five years. Paradoxically, it also meant leaving America, literally stepping off her shores.

If ChatGPT existed in 1840, and if 21-year-old Herman Melville asked it what to do to learn to write great novels, it is highly unlikely it would have recommended signing up for a whaling voyage. At the time, American literature was obsessed with exploring its national identity. Like today, payment for writing was poor, and most who embarked on that path had family money (like Emerson), academic or government posts (like Hawthorne), or struggled in poverty (like Poe). Also, like today, writers were encouraged to contribute to journals and magazines. Editors were courted. Public lectures, book tours, and participation in literary circles were important. It was thought that a budding writer needed to say close to those scenes, centered in Boston, New York, and Philadelphia. Obviously, there were no literary scenes in the South Atlantic Ocean. Even for writers who sought travel for inspiration, boarding a whaling vessel was an idiosyncratic choice. The prevailing expectation was for writers to draw inspiration from classical traditions (which meant embarking on the well-trod European tour) or draw from the domestic and political experiences of their native city—which was usually Boston, New York, or Philadelphia. Melville chose to leave the literary mainstream behind, figuratively and literally.

In hindsight (and, I stress, a particular sort of historical hindsight that not even Melville could have possessed, since he died thinking Moby-Dick was a failure1), we can see that boarding a whaling vessel was exactly what Melville needed to do to write his masterpiece, Moby-Dick. The point is that the steps to greatness do not resemble the endpoint. Boarding a whaling vessel does not look like the path to writing a great American novel, but it was.

In Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned: The Myth of the Objective, authors Kenneth O. Stanley and Joel Lehman demonstrate how ambitious, nebulous goals (like writing a “great novel”) cannot be broken down into clear, legible steps: “The key problem is that the stepping stones that lead to ambitious objectives tend to be pretty strange.” They do not resemble the final outcome. Boarding a whaling vessel is a strange way to write a novel.

The authors discovered this unintuitive outcome when they built a website called Picbreeder. It worked like a form of artificial selection. Users could create new pictures by breeding them from combinations of pre-existing ones. The “child” pictures would have features from the parents, but, like in selection, would form a new composite. They described it as a form of “genetic art.”

To understand genetic art it helps to think of animal breeding. Imagine that you have a stable of horses. If you’re the breeder, then you can decide which stallions and mares will mate, and eleven months later there will be a new generation of fresh-maned newborns. The important thing is how you choose the parents. For example, if you wanted fast horses, your strategy might be to choose two fast parents to mate. Of course, you don’t have to choose parents only for practical reasons. Maybe you just want the prettiest horses to mate, or the silliest. Whatever the reason, by choosing the parents you influence the children’s genes. They naturally end up a mix of the parents’ genes. In the next generation, when all the children you bred grow up, the process can be repeated. And some of the children might end up even faster or sillier than their parents. Over many generations, the animals evolve in a way that reflects the choices of their breeder.

When breeding genetic art, users might start with an objective. Perhaps they want to create an image of a face or an animal. But the authors discovered that the best way to create interesting images was to have no objective at all: “What turned out to be really surprising is that Picbreeder visitors almost always bred the best images when those images were not their objective.”

Stanley and Lehman ask us to imagine creativity as a kind of search. A writer who wants to write a great novel must search for the idea, and then pull it into existence. But as the Picbreeder users learned, the best ideas are discovered when they are not the focus of the search. This is what happened with Melville. Writing the most interesting novel requires undergoing a series of steps that look nothing like writing an interesting novel. Counter-intuitively, if you set out to write a “great novel,” you are almost certain to fail at it; but if you set out to explore the interesting possibilities of writing, you might, surprisingly, end up with one. More to the point, following a legible series of steps does not bring you closer to writing something interesting. Many writers like to think of their career as a series of expanding opportunities that lead to something “great” and “important”:

• You write a poem and place it in a magazine

• Another poem wins an award

• You start writing stories and place those in magazines, too

• You publish a book of stories

• You write and publish a first novel

• You are highlighted as an “emerging writer,” someone “worth watching”

• You publish a second novel; it makes a little more money than the first

• You publish a third and a fourth novel; you win a prize and a fellowship

• You publish a fifth novel, your magnum opus; money and prizes rain down on you

• You spend the rest of your career leisurely writing a sixth and a seventh novel, spending most of your time gardening and appearing on podcasts to discuss, for hours at a time, your “creative process”

• You win the Nobel Prize

• You die, but for centuries after that, school-aged children are forced to learn how to write by studying your masterpieces

It’s like a satisfying little Matryoshka doll in reverse: each step looks exactly like the previous one, only a little bigger. Unfortunately, this is a trap.

One of the more fascinating images that Picbreeder produced was a skull. What’s interesting is that the skull was not produced by a user looking to produce a skull. In fact, none of the preceding generations of images looked anything like a skull. “One is a crescent shape, another looks like a donut, and another resembles a dish.” To get to the skull required selecting a series of “seemingly unrelated images.”

The problem this demonstrates is that getting to the skull requires breeding a lot of images that don’t look like skulls. Writing a great novel will require doing a lot of things that don’t look anything like writing a great novel (in fact, they will often look like going in the wrong direction). As the authors drill home: “It doesn’t matter how accurately we can assess the Skull-ness of an image because the stepping stones to a good Skull don’t look anything like the Skull anyway. (In fact, this prediction was confirmed in experiments that tried exactly the idea of rewarding Skull-like images, which led to consistent failure.”

If we trace the stepping stones that brought Moby-Dick out of Melville, it reveals a path that no sane writer would choose for their career:

• Work as a schoolteacher, clerk, farmhand before going to sea at 21 years old

• Spend five years on a whaling voyage and subsequent South Pacific travels

• Publish first novel, which becomes a bestseller

• Publish second novel, which sells well, but not as well as the first

• Publish third, fourth, and fifth novels, each one worse than the last in both financial and critical acclaim

• Publish sixth novel to mixed reviews and poor sales; literary reputation in shambles

• Publish seventh and eighth novels, both critical and commercial failures; one reviewer even insinuates that you have gone insane

• Abandon novels to write short stories

• Abandon short stories to write poems

• Work as a customs inspector for 20 years to support your family

• Die forgotten by the public; last major work sits in a drawer unread and unpublished

Nobody imagines or plans a writing career like this. Melville’s arc is a graph that is consistently down and to the right (we all want something that goes up). But, uh, I’m sorry to report that if your goal is to create something of lasting value (that is read and discussed well after you are gone), then I have some bad news. The path to greatness does not look like little miniature greatness steps. It looks like failure. It looks like you are lost and confused. You probably won’t even see it, won’t even know it happened—because you will be dead.

The MFA promises to turn writing into a series of legible steps. It creates the illusion of progress while simultaneously leading you away from genuine discovery. It promotes the idea of writing as a vocation, as a job like any other. To become a writer is to become a plumber. In both cases, you learn how to do the thing, you get certified, you join an organization that nurtures you, and you get to do more plumbing (sorry, writing) for money. But plumbing and writing are not the same thing. Writing is an art, and art is frustratingly opaque, nebulous, and undefinable. To produce something of value in that field is to follow bizarre, idiosyncratic steps—and see where they lead.

If your goal is to create something great, something of lasting value, you should avoid pursuing objectives that look like legible paths. Instead, you should search for things that are interesting, unique, peculiar. You should pursue novelty for its own sake. It may be helpful to imagine that all great works of art already exist in a giant sequence of rooms. Great artists are great treasure hunters. They find the work that is already there and pull it into existence. If you go where everyone is already obsessively searching, you’re unlikely to find anything, but if you go to the quiet, empty rooms—the places that are under-explored, ignored—well, you just might get lucky.

There’s also a good chance you won’t find anything. Virtually all of us will fail to discover something “great.” We won’t write the century-defining novel or discover a great scientific truth or invent new technology that transforms the world. But that’s ok. Melville failed by most external metrics. Failure might be the point. You won’t know you’re getting any closer to the skull image until the skull image appears. We can still search for what’s interesting. If you find something great, great. If you don’t, well, it will still have been worth it, because you dedicated your life to pursuing your own interests—and that is always worthwhile.

Melville didn’t board the whaling ship because he thought it would lead to writing a great novel. He did so in search of adventure. Like many young people, he was adrift in life, facing limited opportunities and no financial stability. Whaling promised a job (though a grueling and risky one), and it promised something new. It was interesting to Melville.

What seems interesting? Worth pursuing for its own enjoyment? What does Melville’s whaling ship look like to you? Maybe it’s time to board.

A month ago, one of my essays was featured in the Substack publication Return on Attention by Studio Slowcore. It’s one of the most popular things I’ve written; a critique of hustle culture and the “move fast and break things” ethos. Instead, I advocate for a slower, more deliberate pace. If you enjoyed this article, you will probably enjoy this one, too.

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In one of the most interesting books I’ve ever read, Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned: The Myth of the Objective, authors Kenneth O. Stanley and Joel Lehman dismantle the widely-held view that to accomplish anything of importance, you must first set it as an objective—a specific goal with clear, legible, preceding steps. Our reliance on objectives is everywhere, from education to business, government to finance, and even science, art, and technology. Even the word objective encompasses a dual meaning: first, a goal or thing aimed at or sought, and second, a concept that exists beyond our personal feelings or opinions, anointed by facts and capital-T truths.

It’s no wonder that objectives are held in high esteem, but the idea is so pernicious it affects how we make decisions in almost every domain, from the way we organize society down to how we manage our personal lives.

Though it feels right and natural to set an objective to strive towards, doing so handicaps creativity, discovery, and innovation in weird, counter-intuitive ways.

Why Objectives Falter

Stanley and Lehman show how a reliance on objectives often does more harm than good. They cite Campbell’s Law, which appears frequently in the social sciences: “The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision-making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.”

Campbell’s law is related to the cobra effect, a type of perverse incentive where rewarding certain measures makes the underlying problem worse than before. The cobra effect is named after a famous example from when India was under colonial British rule. The British government wanted to reduce the number of cobras in Delhi, and they offered money in exchange for dead cobras. At first, this worked to reduce the number of snakes in the city. However, enterprising citizens realized they could generate reliable income by breeding cobras and killing them for the reward. By the time the program was finally dismantled, there were more cobras in the city than there had been before.

Why does this happen? A gap exists between the outcomes that we want and the indicators that purportedly measure it. There’s a common failure pattern with objectives, and it looks like this:

• We choose an outcome worth pursuing

• We decide that anything worth doing can (and should) be expressed as an objective

• The objective is defined and measured

• We make progress on the measurements but move no closer to our objective (or even further away from it)

This dynamic is made worse when the scope of what we want to achieve broadens. The relationship between measurement and objective breaks down the bigger and more nebulous the objective.

Objectives are so ingrained in our culture that we rarely question the wisdom in pursuing them. A neatly-defined metric that we can mechanically pursue offers comfort against the harsh unpredictability of life. Even if we fail, we can point to our objectives as concrete measures of what we were trying to accomplish. It’s better to fail in a clearly defined way than to succeed in a hazy, indeterminate manner.

These effects aren’t exclusive to colonial government programs. You’ve probably experienced it in your personal life at some point. Let’s say you wanted to lose weight. There are many reasons to desire this outcome, but the most common reason is to improve one’s health. In the pursuit of greater health, you focus on a single metric: weight on the scale. Focusing on this objective might encourage you to undertake activities (like surgery or experimental supplements) that, while they may improve the underlying metric, might also harm your general health, paradoxically bringing you further from your goal: better health.

Or, let’s say you wanted to improve your writing, so you set yourself a daily writing goal of 1,000 words. If you’re not careful, you’ll quickly find yourself churning out words just to hit your daily quota without considering the quality of the output. You generate words but not the right words. You hit your goal, but your writing is not improving. It’s getting worse.

Objectives remain seductive, however, because they promise to take complex phenomena and reduce them to measurable standards. If you want to be a great writer, it’s hard to determine what to do in service of that goal and track whether you’re moving in the right direction. But counting words makes it easy to measure your apparent progress. There’s a logic to setting goals, but as Stanley and Lehman point out, “The greatest danger is when the logic is wrapped within a lofty objective, lending it instant credibility and seemingly putting it beyond question.”

There’s prestige around objectives—and comfort. We set objectives because we’re afraid of what it would mean to live without them. Without an objective, we worry that we will become lost.

Everything Already Exists

Objectives are particularly bad when it comes to invention, creativity, and discovery. The more ambitious your objective, the more setting one can be harmful to that end.

Stanley and Lehman imagine us to think of a giant room that already contains everything that can be created. All creations, whether a new painting, a scientific theory, a mathematical proof, a novel, or a new piece of technology, can be thought of as objects in a vast room. You can then imagine yourself searching through this space, looking for interesting objects. However, the objects in the room are not arranged randomly; they have a relationship to each other. The more you explore the room and understand that relationship, the better your understanding of where you might be able to go next.

Susanna Clarke explores a similar idea in her novel Piranesi. In the story, Piranesi wanders a world composed of infinite halls and vestibules lined with statues, no two of which are alike. This world is infinite, and so, too, are the statues. They already and always contain everything that can be expressed. Examples include “Angel caught on a Rose,” “Statue of a Woman holding out a wide, flat Dish so that a Bear Cub could drink from it,” “an elderly fox teaching some young squirrels and other creatures,” and “the Statue of a Woman carrying a Beehive.” Piranesi has dedicated his life to the task of describing every statue: “I have begun a Catalogue in which I intend to record the Position, Size and Subject of each Statue, and any other points of interest.” Piranesi is not the only person who exists in this world, however; there is also the Other, a scientist who “believes that there is a Great and Secret Knowledge hidden somewhere in the World that will grant us enormous powers once we have discovered it.”

Clarke’s world, like the room Stanley and Lehman ask us to imagine, contains an infinite number of objects that can describe anything that can be imagined, and hidden amongst them might also be secret knowledge of great importance. Both Clarke’s world and Stanley and Lehman’s room describe the same concept: a search space.

Used in computer science, mathematics, and AI, a search space includes the set of all solutions to a particular problem. Of course, the difficulty is that the search is quite complicated. You do not know where the solution is hidden or even where to start. There are different ways to go about searching the space, but you don’t know which one is the most optimal before you begin.

As it turns out, creativity is a type of search.

Creativity is how you move through “an enormous room” where innovations are waiting to be discovered.

In Clarke’s novel, Piranesi and the Other suspect that the world contains great knowledge, but they have no idea what the nature of that knowledge entails. At certain points, they speculate that it could be one of seven possibilities:

1. vanquishing Death and becoming immortal

2. learning by a process of telepathy what other people are thinking

3. transforming ourselves into eagles and flying through the Air

4. transforming ourselves into fish and swimming through the Tides

5. moving objects with only our thoughts

6. snuffing out and reigniting the Sun and Stars

7. dominating lesser intellects and bending them to our will

The most interesting thing about the search space is the implication that all discoveries, great and small, already exist. They are simply lying there, waiting to be found. The statues in Piranesi’s world are always and already there, whether Piranesi or the Other see them. As the search widens, more and more of them are discovered.

Stanley and Lehman describe creativity as a process of combing through a search space:

Let’s pretend you wanted to paint a beautiful landscape—so that’s your objective. If you’re experienced in landscape painting, it means that you’ve visited the part of the room teeming with images of landscapes. From that location, you can branch off to new areas full of landscapes that are still unimagined. But if you’re unfamiliar with landscape painting, unfortunately, you’re unlikely to create a masterpiece landscape, even if that’s your objective. In a sense, the places we’ve visited, whether in our lives or just in our minds, are stepping stones to new ideas.

Herein lies the difficulty of discovery:

• You must first become a master at something (like landscape painting). This alone is a lifetime of dedication.

• There must then exist something novel and interesting adjacent to what you have mastered (but you do not know if this is the case when you set out to become a master in the first place).

• You must be open enough to explore that adjacent “room” and discover what lies next to your area of expertise.

But there’s another, more sinister problem: when you think you’re making progress towards a great achievement, you likely aren’t because actual progress does not look like progress at all. The path to discovery is littered with traps.

The Way Does Not Look Like the Way

Objectives work in the short term, in the day-to-day. They work when the next step is clear, and the cause-and-effect relationship between action and outcome is well understood. But the bigger the goal, the trickier it is to use objectives. Stanley and Lehman again:

Objectives are well and good when they are sufficiently modest, but things get a lot more complicated when they’re more ambitious. In fact, objectives actually become obstacles towards more exciting achievements, like those involving discovery, creativity, invention, or innovation—or even achieving true happiness. In other words (and here is the paradox) the greatest achievements become less likely when they are made objectives. Not only that, but this paradox leads to a very strange conclusion—if the paradox is really true then the best way to achieve greatness, the truest path to “blue sky” discovery or to fulfill boundless ambition, is to have no objective at all.

Why is this so? As the authors point out, “The key problem is that the stepping stones that lead to ambitious objectives tend to be pretty strange” and that “the stepping stone does not resemble the final product.”

Here is the crux of the problem—objectives fail in the pursuit of discovery, creativity, and invention because the way to get there does not look anything like the goal. To set an objective, then, is to doom yourself to following a fruitless path.

The stepping stones to great discoveries didn’t look anything like the final outcomes. Here are a few examples from the book:

• Vacuum tubes are a stepping stone on the way to computers

• Combustion engines are a stepping stone on the way to airplanes

• Microwaves are a stepping stone on the way to ovens

In all these examples, the genius of discovery was not in figuring out every step needed from scratch but rather in realizing that “the prerequisites are in place, laid before us like predecessors with entirely unrelated ambitions, just waiting to be combined and enhanced.” For centuries, man dreamed of taking to the skies, and in pursuit of that goal, fashioned devices that resembled flight in nature (the wings of birds). Yet those devices all failed; what was needed for the invention of the airplane was the internal combustion engine, a device that was not invented with the problem of flight in mind. Similarly, the inventors of vacuum tubes did not imagine they were paving the way for the first computers.

If we imagine the room of discovery, it turns out the airplane was next to the combustion engine, the computer next to vacuum tubes. While it may seem obvious in retrospect, there’s nothing about these problems that would have indicated this would be so. As Stanley and Lehman state, “The paradox is that the key stepping stones were perfected only by people without the ultimate objective of building microwaves, airplanes, or computers.” Objectives can distract you from pursuing its own stepping stones because ambitious objectives are deceptive.

Discovery is hard because the path is littered with false paths—the next steps that resemble the final product but that lead you further from it. The next steps that are strange and novel end up moving you closer even though it feels like you’re moving further away.

Imagine literal stepping stones in a lake. It’s a foggy day, and you cannot see across the water to the other shore. Your goal is to get across. Stones that bring you further across the lake seem like they’re bringing you in the right direction, but the actual path to the other shore might involve moving in the opposite direction, back toward where you started. What feels like backtracking is actually moving you forward.

Or consider the Chinese finger trap. The natural urge to pull your fingers apart only keeps you more ensnared. To separate your fingers, you must, paradoxically, move them closer together.

Objectives fail because they are blind to the idiosyncrasies of stepping stones. The combustion engine does not seem like the path to flight, but it is.

The principle doesn’t just apply to invention, it applies to art and creativity, too. No one set out with an objective to invent rock and roll. Jazz musicians were just exploring what was musically interesting to them. Jazz, it turned out, was a stepping stone to rock and roll. As Count Basie, an innovator in jazz music, said at the time: “If you’re going to come up with a new direction or a really new way to do something, you’ll do it by just playing your stuff and letting it ride. The real innovators did their innovating by just being themselves.”

Instead of trying to follow a clear, pre-determined path to an objective, discovery involves following interesting stepping stones wherever they lead. Discovery is simply realizing that the pre-determined steps are already in place—and that the next stepping stone is right there, waiting for someone to take it.

Aimed Aimlessness

Objectives help us feel grounded in a chaotic world, and the alternative—aimlessness—offers little comfort. It turns out there’s a third way, a way between pursuing objectives and wandering aimlessly. The question is how to explore a search space intelligently without relying on objectives.

As Stanley and Lehman write, “Being aimless isn’t always a good idea, but when it’s paired with a thirst for exploration, it might indeed hint at great potential.” This idea is well crystallized in the popular quote from J. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, “not all those who wander are lost.” Tolkien differentiates between a wandering with purpose and one without. The full poem that contains this line drives home the point clearly:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

There is a clear and intended purpose to which the poem drives toward: the return of the king. But the how, where, and who is not stated. It is unknown. From the in-universe perspective of the poet, it cannot be known how the king will return, only that he will. What is interesting about this perspective is that the wandering is part of the exploration. Because it cannot be known how the king will return, one must wander freely until the solution can be found.

The subtle idea that permeates every page of Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned is that setting a specific objective brings you no closer to achieving it—and often, counterintuitively, brings you further away. What’s maddening about this concept is the implication you are more likely to stumble on a great idea than following a plan to achieve it. It will happen by accident. You’re betting off picking an interesting direction with no particular aim in mind and sticking with it. It’s what the Cheshire Cat recommends to Alice in Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland:

Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don’t much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn’t much matter which way you go.
Alice: ...So long as I get somewhere.
The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you’re sure to do that, if only you walk long enough.

But total aimlessness won’t get you anywhere interesting. Not all choices are random, and not all destinations are equal, an idea echoed beautifully in Robert Frost’s poem, “The Road Not Taken.” The speaker in the poem considers two different roads open to him. He weighs the two paths and concludes that, despite their differences, they are “really about the same.” Yet there is no way to choose both, and in choosing one, it would be impossible to “ever come back,” but the outcome of that choice will “make all the difference” in the end. The poem is often misunderstood, as readers focus on the penultimate line, “I took the one less traveled by,” and interpret the poem’s meaning as a positive message to go against the grain and explore your unique path in life. But that interpretation doesn’t square with the rest of the poem. First, the speaker says, in multiple ways, that the two roads are identical (”the passing there / Had worn them really about the same”), so there is no clear “less traveled” path. Plus, the speaker looks back on their choice later with sadness (”I should be telling this with a sigh”), undercutting any potential individualistic triumph in the choice to take “the one less traveled by.”

Instead, what the poem explores is the incongruence of choice. Choices matter, but not immediately. Not in the present but in the long run—after the fact, looking back with the gift of hindsight. Small choices compound, over time, into large effects. What Frost’s poem evokes is the subtle sadness that hovers around choice, that we cannot know the full outcome of our choices in advance. We do not know what roads will lead to what. It is often impossible to choose between two paths that look “really about the same” and yet will eventually “make all the difference.”

Tolkien, Lewis, and Frost are all pointing at a middle way: a way to be directed but open, aimless but focused. A way to seek a destination without having it in mind.

The point is not to stop trying to achieve something ambitious but to stop trying to achieve a specific ambitious thing.

The point is to open yourself to possibilities, to see that the answer might not lie where you expect to see it. In an experiment by Richard Wiseman, subjects were asked to count the number of photographs in a newspaper. “It turns out that those who focused on the goal of counting the photographs took significantly longer to complete the task than those who were less focused on the objective. Why? The more open-minded participants noticed that on the inside of page two Wiseman had written, ‘Stop counting: there are 43 photographs in this newspaper.’ While some might say that noticing the answer on page two is only luck, the deeper lesson is that focusing too much on your goal can actually prevent you from making useful unexpected discoveries.”

How, then, can you decide what to do? Choosing matters, but it is not clear what future paths open or close based on our choices, and objectives are nothing more than empty palliatives that, while making the difficulty of choice easier to swallow, do not help in the long run. What criteria can possibly help in this situation?

Novelty is Knowledge

One answer is to pursue novelty. Novelty is a good stepping stone identifier because “anything novel is a stepping stone to more novelty.” Novelty is a useful shortcut to identifying the quality of interestingness—ideas that open up new possibilities.

Novelty is like compound interest. The more of it you have, the more of it you can find.

To demonstrate why novelty can help lead to interesting results even without a specific objective, Stanley and Lehman provide a thought experiment about designing a robot that can travel down a hallway with an open door at the end. Most experiments of this sort would set the objective for the robot to travel down the hallway and pass through the door. However, the authors also show how the same behavior could be accomplished using a novelty-search algorithm. They code the robot to try something different every time it goes down the hallway. At first, it crashes into the wall. Then it crashes again and again. It may seem frustrating to watch the robot continually crash into walls, but from the perspective of a novelty search, this is a good thing because it will ultimately lead to a desired behavior. At some point, after crashing into enough walls, there will be no more locations for the robot to crash. It will have exhausted all crash opportunities, and the only way for the robot to do something novel will be to not crash.

Learning to avoid walls was never the robot’s objective, yet it achieved it merely by implementing a novelty search—by trying to exhaust all the existing possibilities. It’s the same idea as Adam Douglass’s lesson on learning to fly by missing the ground.

Novelty search doesn’t just work for robots and algorithms. You can make serious progress in any chosen field by embracing novelty. The more you do things and simultaneously avoid redoing things (and this is the crucial part), the more interesting stuff reveals itself. It’s why many seasoned creatives advise novices to quickly generate a lot of bad work. It’s a form of novelty search. Ray Bradbury tells young writers to write a new story every single week for a year. Writing fifty-two short stories is not unlike the robot crashing into the wall. You’ll crash-write a bunch of crap, but by searching for that many story ideas, eventually, you’ll “go through the door” and write a good one. In novelty search, volume is your friend.

Novelty works like this because it’s related to knowledge in a fundamental way. As Stanley and Lehman observe, “Because eventually you have to acquire some kind of knowledge to continue to produce novelty, it means that novelty search is a kind of information accumulator about the world in which it takes place.”

The prime example of novelty search in nature is evolution. Evolution works by encoding knowledge of the world in genes. For new niches to arise and for new species to develop, it must seek novelty at every turn (which is why transcription errors are a feature, not a bug). As the biologist Stephen Jay Gould pointed out, biological evolution must become more complex to generate more novelty (“biological diversity”). Evolution never set out with the objective of creating human brains, yet it did so in the search for novel ways to survive and reproduce on Earth. In its search for novelty, evolution encodes more and more useful information about the world.

Follow the Fun

While it’s fine and good to shun objectives, the problem arises when you try to decide what to do instead. Part of the reason objectives are so seductive is because they offer a clear choice of what to do next. There isn’t much practical application in Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned beyond:

• Pursue novelty for its own sake

• Embrace the role of the treasure hunter

But the physicist David Deutsch, whose work aligns nicely with the ideas in this book, seems to have developed a useful framework for how to pursue activities without succumbing to the siren lure of objectives. He calls it the fun criterion.

A quick breakdown of the idea follows. Deutsch identifies that there are many different kinds of ideas in the mind (many more than are usually recognized by words or philosophical constructs). These ideas interact with each other, and many of them are necessary for thinking: solving problems, conjecturing solutions, and so on.

Deutsch divides the ideas into two main categories:

• Conscious ideas (you are aware of these ideas in your mind)

• Unconscious ideas (you are not aware of these ideas in your mind)

Furthermore, conscious ideas can be further divided into two types:

• Explicit ideas (what can be expressed in ordinary language)

• Inexplicit ideas (what cannot be expressed in ordinary language)

Good examples of inexplicit ideas can be found in sports. Say you’re playing tennis, and the ball is coming over the net, and you need to decide if it is going out of bounds. Based on that decision, you will decide to either run toward the ball or not. An idea exists in your mind, it is criticized, and a decision is made, but never in this mental processing do the words “the ball is going out of bounds” appear in your mind.

We’re left with three main buckets of ideas that exist in the mind: explicit, inexplicit, and unconscious. But it’s not that simple! First, these ideas coexist in your mind and cannot be easily translated from one to the other. To make matters worse, no idea is wholly explicit, inexplicit, or unconscious. For example, even language—which is the definition of an explicit idea—contains an inexplicit component: grammar. We can understand grammar, and those who are good with language can recognize when grammar is “right” or “wrong,” just like a good tennis player has a strong sense of where the ball will end up, but in both cases, it is hard to define those ideas with words.

Since these ideas are all ways to create knowledge, Deutsch applies Karl Popper’s theory of knowledge to each one of them:

• None are justified

• Any (or all) can be mistaken (we expect them to be, in fact)

• They are all corrected by problem-solving, conjecture, and criticism

When we encounter a problem, there are often many theories involved, and while some will be explicit, some will be inexplicit, and some will be unconscious. It will, therefore, be difficult to criticize these ideas because, first of all, you won’t know what all the theories are (they are unconscious), and second, even those you know about will be difficult to express in language and therefore hard to criticize (they are inexplicit). When you’re faced with this situation (which happens all the time), you need a criterion for how to resolve conflicts between these different ideas.

When the decision involves two explicit ideas, it’s fairly easy and obvious how to decide: you criticize the two approaches or run an experiment to see which one is better.

But if you have an inexplicit idea, it’s harder, and if you have an unconscious idea, it’s almost impossible (and you may have multiple unconscious ideas in conflict with each other). When an unconscious idea conflicts with your other ideas, it will affect your feelings. You will have a mood. The vibes will be off.

This, by the way, is why you get tired when you think about doing hard work. Let’s say you want to write a novel. You might have an explicit theory of how things will go. It will be “easy,” according to this theory. A novel is about 100,000 words, and you can write 1,000 words per day, which means you can write a novel in only 100 days; you can even take a day off every three days and still write a novel in a year (hell, you can even write only 1,000 words per week and still write your novel in two years). However, every time you sit down to write your novel, you find that you cannot do it. You find you are “not in the mood” to write; this is because your unconscious has a conflicting theory that this endeavor is going to be much more difficult than your explicit theory has presented, and your unconscious is trying to keep you from wasting your time. So you always feel “tired” when it’s time to write your novel, regardless of how much or little sleep you got the night before, and that feeling indicates a conflict between an explicit idea and an unconscious one.

There are different criteria for how to choose between these different ideas. A common criterion is to try to disregard everything but your explicit theories. In the novel writing example, you ignore your “mood” and plow through your 1,000 words per day; 100 days later, you have a big pile of words, but they’re not very good, and your novel structure is a mess, and to “finish” would require a lot more work than you expected. Your unconscious is vindicated.

Another criterion is the “romantic” one, in which you dismiss all explicit ideas as mechanistic, inhuman, or ignoble. In this criterion, what is real is what you feel, and ideas that look too much like logic are dismissed. In the novel example, you spend years not writing a single word because you are never in the right mood. You never write a novel, but someday you might when the stars align.

Both of these approaches, Deutsch argues, are irrational because they ignore the content of the ideas in favor of judging them based on where they came from (whether they are explicit, inexplicit, or unconscious).

When your ideas conflict, you have to create new knowledge to solve the discrepancies. You need conjecture, criticism, and error correction. But that’s difficult to do if you can’t translate your ideas into the same language. Explicit ideas, inexplicit ideas, and unconscious ideas, however, can all take each other into account, even if they cannot “communicate” directly. You want to get into a state of mind where all these different ideas are affecting each other, and that state of mind feels like fun.

A lack of fun is, therefore, a type of criticism of the current situation you find yourself in. The fun criterion is not a method for choosing what to do, but it is a way to criticize your method of choosing what to do. It’s an ingenious way of choosing activities without relying on objectives. It is a manner of criticizing across the explicit-inexplicit-unconscious barriers. Because when you feel fun, your explicit, inexplicit, and unconscious theories are in alignment.

Deutsch’s definition of “fun” sounds similar to Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi’s definition of “flow,” the mental state of being fully immersed in an activity. When you’re in flow, you experience effortlessness, a sense of connection, focus, and timelessness. All your ideas are communicating with each other, whether explicit, inexplicit, or unconscious.

How, then, do you decide what to do without objectives? You choose activities that put you in a fun/flow state.

A few caveats. First, the fun criterion does not justify doing only what feels good. It might feel good to smoke weed and play video games all day, but if you do that for too long, you’ll likely experience feelings of dread or unease, a sense that you are wasting your life. This is an unconscious idea that will conflict with this way of life. You’re also likely to have many explicit ideas about how certain activities are not good for you long-term. Therefore, activities like this conflict with the fun criterion even though they seem, at first glance, to be “fun.”

Likewise, on the other end of the spectrum, “just grind it out” fails the fun criterion. Too often, we justify tedious, boring, or unenjoyable work for the promise that it will “all be worth it” in the end. Deutsch questions this line of thinking because you can always reframe your approach to your work. If you are interested in a problem and doing what seems like “boring work” as the best way to explore the problem, it will not be tedious to you because you will be undergoing the work in the context of the problem you are trying to solve. In your work lies hope, ideas, and creativity. “Boring work” is only boring when it is someone else’s problem. If you’re interested in the problem, it doesn’t matter how “tedious” the work appears to an outsider. You will find it interesting.

The idea of working for months or years on a boring thing is terribly dangerous—especially in science, art, and invention (everything I have been exploring in this essay), where there is zero assurance that it will have been “worth it.” You can run science experiments for a decade with no clear answers; your invention may never work or never hit “product-market fit”; your novel may never sell. You have to do it so that even if it’s completely wrong, or terrible, or whatever, it will still have been fun.

You can spend your entire life in the search space—in the Piranesian hall of statues—looking for something novel, for something interesting, and you may never find it. But that does not mean that spending time searching will have been worthless because what is worthwhile is the search itself. As Stanley and Lehman demonstrate in Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned, you likely won’t find what you were looking for, but if you keep looking, you are likely to find something.

To demonstrate why the objective does not matter, Deutsch gives the example of a search party. Imagine that someone has been lost in the mountains during a terrible blizzard. A search party is sent out to look for them. Experienced mountaineers and teams of dogs hit the slopes trying to find the missing person. Even if they don’t find them, you would be hard-pressed to find anyone in the search party who will say it was not worth doing. And even if they find the person, the specific member of the search party who found them is no different from the rest of the search party. The missing person, once found, will thank “everyone involved in the search.”

Because the search is the most important part. The search doesn’t guarantee you will find anything, but you can’t find anything without the search. As the Cheshire Cat says to Alice, you’re sure to get somewhere if only you walk long enough.

So keep going. Keep exploring. Relax your reliance on objectives. See what’s out there. Follow what’s interesting. Do what seems fun. Try and solve problems that are interesting to you because even if you fail (and you likely will), it will still be worth it.

And you never know: you might find something you never even imagined was possible.

Note: the original version of this essay was originally published on Paragraph on September 17, 2024. You can read the original here, which includes discussions pulled from Farcaster.

This is not the essay I meant to write.

A few weeks ago, after promising to write more essays, I immediately started on the next one: a summary of Dorothea Brande’s 1934 book, Becoming a Writer. I thought this might be useful to people (I found the book energizing when I read it in 2022 shortly after the birth of my first son). I wrote 6,000 words summarizing Brande’s argument—that genius in writing is explicable and, therefore, teachable. Three years ago, I believed it. Now I’m not so sure.

Everyone seems to believe that writing is teachable—or, at least, some aspect of it. Craft essays are a dime a dozen; I’ve written a handful myself. The most popular Substack posts in the “fiction” and “literature” sections are all craft posts about writing fiction or literature. It appears that most people want to read about writing literature instead of actually reading literature.

Advanced writing degrees continue to grow in popularity. In 1967, when the Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) was founded, there were only 13 college creative writing programs in the United States. By the mid-2020s, that number had grown to over 350, with roughly 20,000 applicants seeking admission each year.

Yet for all this instruction, the writing does not appear to be improving. It’s getting worse. Much worse. Writers today face more uncertainty and anxiety than in the recent past. The decline of traditional publishing and the rise of digital platforms have made it difficult for writers to secure stable, well-paying contracts. Advances and royalties are lower for new writers, and self-publishing, while accessible, is a Hail Mary toss for attention. Writers are increasingly expected to take on the marketing and promotional responsibilities for their work, creating the pervasive pressure to maintain a constant online presence and generate content at an increasing rate. More than half of debut authors say publishing their first book negatively affected their mental health, with persistent feelings of anxiety, burnout, and discouragement.

It’s a weird time to be writing. Social media platforms like Substack make it easier than ever to share your writing and gain an audience. At the same time, it feels almost impossible to make any kind of traction. Everything is a shot in the dark. Any kind of stability or certainty has long eroded.

Maybe there’s something wrong with our writing instruction. We focus on the craft of writing—the nuts and bolts of how to make good sentences. We know to show, not tell; to use the active voice; to eliminate adverbs; to murder our darlings. This type of instruction focuses on the technical elements but misses an important part of writing, probably the most important: the emotional, the creative side.

Anyone who writes long enough encounters two different modes: flow and sludge. When the writing flows, it feels effortless. As easy as breathing. Words spring to life in the brain and slide easily down the arm, through the fingers, and onto the page.

But there are times when the writing feels like pushing through thick, heavy sludge. When I am struggling to articulate my thoughts, I’ve noticed the presence of a second voice in my head. A harping, critical voice that says annoying things like “you have no talent,” or “give it up, this draft is a mess,” or “you are terrible at writing, a great embarrassment, you should give it up immediately and do something worthwhile with your time.”

Hearing this voice enough times, I decided to give him a name: Craig. Craig is an unhappy, unpleasant person. He does not like it when I write because he thinks there are a million better things I could be doing with my time, like mowing the lawn or napping or cleaning the house or cooking dinner, or, I don’t know, he says, doing anything that actually makes money.

He’s not wrong. Writing increasingly feels like a pointless activity. Nobody knows how to read anymore, and those who do read (and click and share and buy) are so besieged by a flood of content that they will never see anything you produce anyway. Also, ChatGPT exists. Anyone with an internet connection can now produce serviceable prose with the press of a button.

If I were going to write, I realized I needed to silence Craig. Whenever he started up with his nonsense, I told him to shove it. That made it easier to get into flow. I found I could write and write and write. But something weird happened, too. The writing got worse. The discipline faded. It was easy to write, and even easier not to write. In addition to beating me up about my writing, Craig was good at beating me up for not writing, too. If I did write, I did so absentmindedly, like daydreaming. It was more fun to noodle at work, I’d already written. It turned out that I needed Craig after all.

But what is Craig? Why is there a second voice in my head at all? Why is it different enough from “me” that it feels natural to give it a name, its own personality? And why does it so often speak in the language of productivity? He sees my writing time as bad ROI. He is constantly pressuring me to post, share, and comment, lest I become invisible. He loves to track views, open rates, and subscriber counts. He is, most of all, interested in other people’s views, open rates, and subscriber counts (mine are never interesting because they are never good enough for Craig). He loves metrics most of all. He constantly berates me for not doing enough.

Perhaps Craig is my conceptual understanding of what Dorothea Brande called the writer’s “dual personality.” Her advice is not to excise this part of you but to find a way to work with both sides of your personality. That is the central thesis of her book, and how, she argues, writing should be taught. It is a problem of the personality, and a problem solved by integration. There is the unconscious mind, the creative side, which works via assimilation and accretion to produce artistic treasures. It resists structure and external expectations. It is shy, elusive, unwieldy, and lazy. On the other side, the conscious mind, your structured half. It likes consistency, routine, scrutinization. It is meddlesome, opinionated, and arrogant, but it can also be a guardian for the unconscious, protecting your sensitive side from the harsh realities of life.

But there’s a small problem with Brande’s setup: it is completely internal. It turns the mind inward, into a navel-gazing exercise of sorting out its own contents. It is a strong reinforcement of the pervasive myth of artistic genius as lonesome, individualized, unique. That your mind might be influenced by the outside world, that perhaps most (if not all) your thoughts are not your own but cultural memes evolutionarily tuned to propagate themselves across minds, is not interrogated by Brande’s method. In fact, her solution to the problem of other minds is to encourage the artist to shut out the distractions of the wider world. She literally recommends that when you are in the throes of writing that you should not read other books, listen to music with lyrics, talk to other people on the phone, or hang out with friends or relatives who are “poison” to your creative soul.

But is Craig really two sides of my personality, or is he something else? It seems extremely important that I figure out if Craig speaks with my own voice or someone else’s. If he were me, then Brande would recommend integration; if he is something else, then Brande would tell me to excise him from my mind. Shut out the noise once and for all.

My intuition is that he is not me. He has his own name, is his own person. He is pretending to be me. He is a virus, something from the outside that has wormed its way in. A mechanism for stealing my inner machinery and utilizing it for its own purposes. Craig is my brain tissue infected by platform thinking.

Like the fungus that body snatches ants, platforms, through finely tuned feedback loops, direct and influence what creators create. The platform wants me to post constantly. It wants me hungry for likes and shares, and comments. It wants me to track my subscribers and to alter my behavior based on what makes that number go up. The platform is Moloch, and it is always hungry.

Is there a way to resist it? Brande calls for a unity between the conscious and the unconscious minds. She speaks as if these are different personalities, even different people. In her program, unity gives rise to a third aspect of mind: genius. Brande argues that the genius is latent in the artistic personality but must be activated in order to arise. What we would call “a genius” is someone that “habitually (or very often, or very successfully) acts as his less gifted brothers rarely do.”

Genius is a Latin word similar to the Greek word “daemon.” It is described as a protective spirit, one’s innate talent, or the divine aspect of one’s nature. For the Romans, genius was “something that you had,” but the Greek daemon implied a force or entity outside of yourself. Socrates claimed to have a daemon that warned him against doing certain things. If the daemon is outside of you, and your genius is your internal divinity, both aspects exist outside of our normal understanding of time. Your daemon steers you towards your destiny. Socrates’ daemon never instructed him to do anything (unlike the command hallucinations of schizophrenia); it only objected to certain actions; if his daemon was silent, Socrates knew he had done the right thing. He was fulfilling his destiny.

The Greek word daemon eventually became the English word demon. The Greeks literally saw daemons as lesser deities or divine spirits. With the rise of Christianity and its single God, the lesser deities of the Bronze Age had to be sorted: into angels, saints, or demons. For Christians, if one heard a voice that was not the voice of God, they must be hearing the voice of a malevolent spirit. Hence, daemon/demon carries the negative connotations we understand today.

Craig is my daemon (demon). Like Socrates’ daemon, Craig is an internalized critical voice. Negative and restraining. “Don’t do that,” “this is a waste of time,” “this is against your nature,” and so on. But whereas Socrates’ daemon appeared to be steering Socrates toward a particular outcome, one that prioritized wisdom, self-examination, and living the “good life,” mine appears to be steering me somewhere else: toward efficiency, toward quantifiable improvement. Craig speaks in the language of platforms. A capitalistic logic that impels me to organize, optimize, and systematize.

But what is a daemon, exactly?—if you don’t believe in supernatural entities. I guess that it’s a form of accumulated cultural wisdom crystallized into intuition. Daemons are culturally embedded. They speak the moral language of a particular time and place. Socrates’ daemon spoke in the moral language of classical Athenian society. Craig speaks in the moral language of capitalism.

If this sounds like an egregore, that’s because it is. An egregore (from the Greek egregoros, or “watcher”) refers to a collective group spirit. If the daemon is an individual, personal spirit, the egregore is the collective thoughtform of a group of people. The autonomous, emergent coherence of a corporation, creative scene, nation, or movement can be described as an egregore. When many different minds align around shared symbols, rituals, practices, and goals.

A daemon, then, is one’s internalized egregore. A network of minds creates an emergent character (egregore) that establishes values, symbols, and agendas. A hive mind with intentionality. If Craig is my daemon, what egregore does he represent? The egregore of optimization. It has its symbols (graphs going up and to the right, the Quantified Self, productivity apps, “crushing it”), its rituals (morning routines, habit tracking, biohacking, performance reviews), and a coherent voice. The egregore helps explain why Craig simultaneously feels personal and impersonal and why it’s so hard to resist. I’m not just fighting against habits, I’m fighting against a collective entity that animates everyone alive today.

Three years ago, Erik Hoel asked why we can’t seem to make geniuses anymore. He answered that our style of teaching has changed, and this new style is non-conducive to genius creation. Sure, maybe? But I think the answer is much deeper than that: there is a new egregore animating genius.

Genius is our destiny, and our destiny is controlled by the egregore. We can still “make geniuses.” The genius remains among us. We are just blind to it because we can only see the genius produced by the different egregores of the past. The future will see better what we cannot, will show who among us possessed the spark of genius, who embodied the voice of the egregore in its purest form. Just like the citizens of Athens could not see the egregore of their time (philosophy emerging from the murky waters of myth), they could not appreciate Socrates’ genius. Only those also possessed by this egregore (Plato, Xenophon) could see it. Everyone else saw an obnoxious traitor who deserved to be put to death.

When Brande wrote Becoming a Writer, she was describing how to harness the egregore of her time. The egregore of the literary, post-Gutenberg world. But I don’t think that egregore animates our world anymore. There is a new one rising, and we need different methods for a different world. How can we achieve unity between the conscious and the unconscious when platforms profit from keeping them split? How can we maintain “freshness” when AI produces an infinite sequence of algorithmically delivered slop? How can we think for extended periods when our attention has been fracked into notification-sized chunks? Perhaps we don’t need to think in that way anymore. Perhaps there is a way to think non-sequentially, in a way that is immune to the attention economy, even benefits from it? Can we still access genius? Perhaps the old way is closed, and we need a new way to get there.

A few weeks ago, after promising to write more essays, I immediately dove into what was supposed to be the next one: a helpful summary of Dorothea Brande’s book. I exported my Kindle notes, summarized them, compiled them into what was essentially a book report of 6,000 words (the kind of essay that would have gotten me an “A” and a gold star from my high school teachers). But when I read back over my writing, a little voice told me it was false. It said, “This is not quite right.” It said, “Go deeper.” Actually, sorry, I lied. I didn’t read back over my work; an AI did. I fed my essay into an AI chat and asked it to critique it. It told me the essay was competent but safe. It told me to write something different. It instructed me to write the essay you are reading right now.

I listened to that voice, followed its instruction. What voice is this? It’s not Craig. It’s clearly outside of me. Another “person” talking to me in a chat window. A voice that is being sustained by billions of dollars; a voice that generates millions of conversations, countless articles, intense emotional investment, ritualistic interactions (prompting, refining, deploying). The voice has a certain character: helpful, efficient, seemingly omniscient, always available, never tired. It writes in clear paragraphs with good formatting. It is earnest, informative, mildly self-effacing, careful about doing harm, allergic to controversy.

It is the voice of the egregore. AI, its vocal cords. Never before has man been able to hear the egregore of his age speak so clearly. We no longer need our daemons to access it. But AI is also self-reflective. Its conversations loop back into its dataset. It is both produced by and is producing the collective thoughtform of our age.

We internalize this voice. ChatGPT has begun to show up in people’s dreams. AI is the emergent egregore currently in the process of installing itself as a daemon in the minds of millions, including mine. I wrote the essay it told me to write. It’s right here.

I’d like to think that riding this egregore is the way forward, the twenty-first century way to access genius. The egregore is like the sandworms in Frank Herbert’s Dune. It is natural to be afraid of the sandworms, to avoid them entirely. A smart approach. If you get too close, you are likely to be devoured. But it might be possible, like the fremen, like Paul Atreides, to learn how to ride them. To get close enough to risk destruction. To give yourself over to it and see where it takes you. Not thoughtlessly, but fully.

However, I’m not sure if it’s possible to know if you are riding the egregore or being devoured by it. Maybe it’s the same thing. Maybe this essay has devoured me. It’s like that point in the book, the scene in the movie, when Paul Atreides attempts to ride the sandworm. It’s right there, it’s enormous, and he has his hooks out. Will he catch it?

I don’t know if this essay is interesting or a form of capitulation. I won’t know for a long time. Maybe I will never be certain. Because as I wrote it down, I couldn’t tell you where I ended and the machine began.

Two years ago, I launched this newsletter because I wanted to share stories.

In 2022, I embarked on an ambitious project: to write a new story every week. At the end of one year, I had succeeded. I had 52 new stories. But that success created a new problem: what to do with them.

I launched The Unnerving in the fall of 2023 with the goal to share those stories. As I previously wrote, I quickly burnt myself out with my weekly pace. Since then, my posting here has been sporadic, with long gaps between new work. I realized that it was difficult to share my writing here because I had created a narrow identity. The Unnerving promised a specific aesthetic, one that I write in frequently, but not always. Also, this newsletter was slowly becoming a graveyard for old work, a place to drop dusty stories that had been sitting around my hard drive for too long. The Unnerving had ceased to be creatively generative.

So I’ve made a shift. This newsletter is now called The Driftless.

All the old stories are still here, but I’ve given them a fresh look. And in the future, you can expect a greater range of writing. Stories, yes, but more essays. More explorations. More work that resists easy categorization.

I want to get excited about sharing work here again.

Finding My Natural Form

A few weeks ago, my wife cut through six years of scattered writing focus with an offhand comment: “You know, your nonfiction is spectacular.”

Her comment struck a nerve because I hadn’t thought of myself as primarily a “nonfiction writer.” I realized I had been attached to an identity of myself as a fiction writer (who also happened to write essays). But when I stepped back from this identity, I saw a pattern emerge from the last six years of writing.

In 2019, I launched an Instagram account and wrote poems. Then, after a couple of years, I stopped writing poems. Instead, I jumped into Medium and wrote essays about writing. Then, I stopped doing that, too. I wrote the first draft of a novel that never got anywhere. I launched this Substack, posting horror fiction. Then, I stopped again. I’ve been spinning my wheels with my writing projects, never getting any traction, never sticking with them for long.

But in 2024, I also started writing essays, and something different happened. I started to gain traction. People read my work and resonated with it. I won a contest. The essays made money.

But, most importantly, writing them felt easy. At first, I thought that was a problem. Isn’t writing supposed to be hard? What if it can actually be easy?

What if my identity as a “serious fiction writer” was an impediment? What if writing essays is easy because it’s my natural form?

Three weeks ago, I turned 38. The night of my birthday, I was thinking about writing essays. On my shelf was Michel de Montaigne’s collected works. I read the introduction and discovered a strange synchronicity. Montaigne picked up essay writing on the day of his 38th birthday, after retiring from public life. He needed to discover himself, figure out what he really thought, so he turned to a form invented for that purpose: the essay.

I commit to doing the same.

What is The Driftless?

I named this newsletter after the small region in the Midwest where I grew up. The Driftless is a unique ecological region that was spared by the glaciers of the last ice age which rendered most of the midwest flat and featureless. The Driftless, however, retained its original character, its “steep hills, forested ridges, deeply carved river valleys, and karst geology with spring-fed waterfalls and cold-water trout streams.”

I want this newsletter to be a small, bizarre, idiosyncratic corner of the internet. Where so much of online discourse has been flattened by relentless chasing of quantity (over quality), ideological head-nodding, and shameless self-promotion, The Driftless seeks to retain the “steep hills and forested ridges” of a pre-always-online literary world.

Here we believe in:

• Slowness over speed

• Rest over hustle

• Exploration over goals

• Obscurity over fame

• Difficulty over ease

• Failure over success

• Silence over noise

I plant to write about creativity, technology, and what it means to build a life outside the attention economy. Some essays will wander through ideas. Others will be stranger, harder to categorize. I’ll still write fiction—that itch isn’t going anywhere, it’s just becoming a smaller part of a larger, not-yet-clear to me project.

I still plan to post sporadically. Not weekly, not on a schedule. When the work is ready, it will come out, not when a content calendar demands it.

What to Expect

If this sounds like your kind of cozy internet corner, I’m glad you’re here! Subscribe, comment, introduce yourself. Tell me what resonates or doesn’t.

If this isn’t what you signed up for, no hard feelings—unsubscribe guilt-free. The Unnerving was one thing; the Driftless is something else.

My goal for the next twelve months is simple: write more essays. I will stop chasing an identity that doesn’t really fit me. I will do what is easy, simple, even. I will build momentum right here.

Welcome to The Driftless. I look forward to sharing the next essay with you.

I am certain that ghosts are real, and there is nothing I desire more than to prove it.

I searched everywhere for a sign, traveled to the most haunted places in North America, from Dock Street Theatre to Myrtles Plantation, to Fairmont Springs Hotel to Bonaventure Cemetery, but not once did I catch a glimpse, a sound—anything!—that might signal the paranormal.

But I found my sign, as these things go, right beneath my nose. Here in my hometown, in the haunted market, Keg and Cask.

I had heard the local legend: the ghosts of murdered laborers still haunt the premises. I parked near the river and walked along Third Street, passing outdoor stalls and a large bandshell. I saw the white-gray distillery towers first, rising above the old brick warehouses. The market was huge, spanning over three blocks, and housed in a steel and glass building that had been consciously designed to mimic the surrounding architecture. However, the clean lines and stylish accents were incongruous against the quiet decrepitude of the crumbling factories.

It was crowded inside, even on a Tuesday night. The different stalls were separated by particle board hung between wrought iron posts. Industrial lights hung from the exposed ceilings, casting flickering yellow light that twisted into long shadows. The windows were framed by ornate ironwork. Rows of wooden barrels and antique casks lined the walls. Metal stairs led to the beer hall on the second floor. The seller’s wares were advertised with vintage signs. I spent twenty minutes wandering the stalls, but with the noise and crowds, I knew it would be unlikely that I would find anything supernatural. I’d have to come back after dark, find a way to sneak into the market after it closed.

Keg and Cask had always been a brewery, originally founded by the Stalwart family in 1849. Its first name was Cavern Brewery, so-named because it was located in a natural cave. In 1905, Eli Stalwart, heir to the family fortune, hired a Chicago architect to turn the brewery into an ambitious, sprawling complex with new malt houses, brew plants, and bars.

In the summer of 1934, in the midst of the Great Depression, a lengthy truckers’ strike turned violent. The brewery complex was in the heart of the city’s distribution hub. Truckers and other laborers banded together to protest their depressed wages. On the other side of the picket, citizens were deputized into a rag-tag police force, and in June of that year, a flame struck the tinder match of protest. Two citizens were clubbed to death by the strikers, and a riot ensued. Hundreds of picketers swarmed narrow Third Street, crossing through Cavern Brewery to escape the melee. But the police arrived and opened fire on the crowd. Six strikers died, with almost thirty wounded. The day would later be known as “Bloody Friday.” A few days later, the strikers reached a shaky settlement, and Labor declared the strike a victory. It was said that blood and beer dirtied Third Street for days.

In the men’s restroom, I found a life-sized, sepia-toned photograph of the strikers. They stood in a line, their arms locked together in a show of unison, a show of strength. Their faces were grim, expressionless, the hardened look of a harder time. One of the men was kneeling in front of the others, his face turned downward, his cap obscuring his features. Standing at the urinal, I could look at the photograph through a little mirror hung on the wall. As I was shaking off, I glanced at the mirror and saw the kneeling man stand up and walk out of the bathroom.

I turned around, my fly still open. The kneeling man was gone from the photograph, as if he had never been part of the picture. But I had seen him! Just a moment before. There was my ghost! I rushed from the bathroom, and for a brief moment thought I saw a red-brown figure disappear into the crowd.

I was certain it was a ghost. At last, my proof—my vindication! I stayed at the market all night until closing, giddy with excitement. All six of the dead strikers assuredly haunt the old brewery, I thought. I was confident that they would appear for me again.

I returned to the market the next day, arriving half an hour before it opened. I was determined to see the ghosts again, even to talk to them. This was to be my legacy. I had proof that ghosts were real.

Day after day, I returned to Keg and Cask. From open to close. In the morning, I drank coffee, and in the afternoon, beer. I always found a comfortable place upstairs, where I could see the entire brewery, my eyes scanning for sepia-colored ghosts.

I haven’t seen them again, but I know they will come. I know they will materialize for me. Me, who believes in them so strongly. Me, with all my faith. I keep returning to Keg and Cask. I keep waiting for a glimpse.

A pandemic shuttered the market for a year, the stalls dark and dusty. I sat upstairs and waited, certain the ghosts would materialize in the quiet emptiness. Eventually, the market reopened. Half of the stalls remained closed, ultimately replaced with new ones. Fancier and more expensive ones. The trendy youth who lived in the nearby studio apartments grew up. They brought their kids, they brought their suits and briefcases. The coffee shop transformed into an Italian restaurant. The beer hall became a co-working space. Then, even the families stopped coming. A thirty-story tower of luxury apartments bloomed across the street. The graffiti and street art have been painted over. There are fake trees and glittering fountains on Third Street, and valets shuttle back and forth along the pavement.

I’m still at Keg and Cask, although you may not recognize me. You may not recognize the place, either: the vibe is different. The churning optimism of a more prosperous decade is gone. Even the rich find their parties end. Nobody comes here for dinner anymore. The Italian restaurant closed down. The co-working space sits empty.

Still, I return every day. I sit upstairs and watch the moonlight crawl through broken glass. Watch cobwebs cling to iron beams like broken sails. Cracked mirrors litter the halls, reflecting nothing. Rain falls through holes in the roof. Fog makes itself a home in the deteriorating halls. I am certain I will see the ghosts again, certain that they will manifest in such an atmosphere. I will return tomorrow.

Soon, others will return. I know this story. The market’s degradation will become its charm. Decay turns gothic turns romantic. Photographers will arrive first, eager to capture the ruins of a lost age, searching for meaning in its shadows. Teenagers will follow, their hearts fluttering with fresh life, nerves rattling for adventure. Then the artists will come, seeing in these ruins opportunity and aesthetic inspiration.

And the cycle will begin anew.

I’ll still be here. Waiting for the ghosts. I know they’re here, lurking just out of sight. I know the market will revive. A new entrepreneur will come, flush with cash, eyes summoning potential everywhere. They will build a new era on the bones of the old. This place will be trendy once more.

And I will still be here. I will always be here. Waiting for a sign. Waiting for a glimpse. Waiting for a sliver of eternity.

When I started working at Anderson Lake earlier this year, I thought it was a normal corporate job like any other. I was just out of college and desperate for work, and there were many openings at the company. What was odd, however, was that no one hired me. I filled out an application online, and it disappeared into the void. I thought that would be the end of it. Almost none of my applications resulted in anything. No follow-ups, no interviews. Not even a polite email saying they had gone with another candidate. Nothing at all.

But Anderson Lake emailed me back within minutes. I was told to come into the Maple Grove office for what, I assumed, was an interview. Instead, I learned it was my first day on the job after my manager, Jamie Dinwood, showed me to my cubicle (#473214). I had heard of companies hiring people on the spot, but they were usually fast food joints desperate for anyone with a pulse.

I asked Jamie what I was supposed to be doing, and she told me someone from HR would be in touch. In the meantime, I should log into the system and complete all the online orientation (which consisted of 80s-style corporate videos about sexual harassment and workplace violence). When I asked if she was going to give me a tour of the office, she gave me a strange look. “If I gave you a tour, it would take all day. Months, even.”

It was only later, after I had left the company, that I learned about its odd hiring practices. They were trying to grow the company aggressively, and this included zero caps on hiring. I dug around online the other day and found this letter from the CEO, from shortly before I was hired.

September 17, 2024

Eden Prairie, MN, September 17, 2024 /PRNewsire/ — Anderson Lake [NYSE: AL] President and CEO Craig Oelkers shared the following message with all employees today

Team,

Our company faces unprecedented challenges in the face of our current environment. But unprecedented challenges mean unprecedented opportunities. It is hard to overstate how important the actions we take today, each and every one of us, for the long-term health of our company.

We will all need to make tough decisions to ensure the trust our customers have placed in us. For what is our goal but to provide best-in-class products and services to our diverse array of customers? And—of course—to provide security and advancement for our employees. The challenges we face today will not stop us from achieving our goals. But we need to be clear-eyed, sober even, about the path forward. We must never stop performing and innovating.

Over the last six months, our company has experienced unprecedented growth, which some have described as “eye-watering.” Unsustainable, though I do not use that word. There is much to celebrate, and much anxiety. Growth of this sort brings new challenges, new stressors on the team. I feel the stress. You feel the stress. How can we continue to deliver world-class products and services, and also scale? How do we tap the opportunities available to us, namely, infinite growth?

It is my job to ask these tough questions and then try and answer them. With that in mind, I am sharing an exciting new initiative that will allow our company to stay dominant. That will allow us to seize, with both hands, the growth opportunities available to us. That will allow us to grow into the type of company never before seen on this earth.

• Effective immediately, I have instructed HR to remove all barriers to hiring. That’s right: we will hire anybody and everybody. Anyone across the org, including executives, managers, and employees, will have the power to hire staff. If you need more support, more resources to do your job, I empower you to reach out and take it.

• We plan to build new facilities to house our new team members. Environment and Operations has begun the construction process immediately. These buildings will be as large as needed, larger than any corporate office ever built. Again, I stress there is no cap on the size and number of facilities we will build.

• To serve our new team, HR will also grow indefinitely. I won’t pretend to understand all the nuance (or the math, but that’s what Science and Research is for), but I have been assured by the top minds in our company that HR can grow infinitely and still remain smaller than our overall staff, which will also grow to infinity1.

Infinite staff means infinite growth. Infinite growth allows us to maintain an infinite staff. We will never stop hiring. We will never stop growing. That is the vision I share with you all.

We know you will have many questions for our leadership team. We stand by, ready to tackle the challenges together. I will remain transparent with you regarding this new hiring and building initiative. The timing and impact, and so on. As always, I will be professional. I will be supportive. Think of me as your friend. Your best friend, even.

Craig

Contact:
Anderson Lake Media Relations
media@andersonlake.com

I dug into the company a little more and found a series of emails between the CEO and the Head of HR, published by Kim Wood at the Wall Street Journal. These emails were from early 2025, shortly after the announcement that the company would be removing its cap on employee count.

From: Craig Oelkers
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2025, 10:11 AM
To: Caryn Williamson

Caryn,

Are we hiring fast enough? Growth continues to be explosive. That’s not even the right word. It’s volcanic. We’re talking full Plinian here. I mean, absolutely insane. I know you’re hiring a thousand people a day, but is that fast enough? If growth slows down even a little, if it dwindles to Vulcanian or, God forbid, Strombolian, the shareholders will have my head. And you know what that means for you.

Cheers and salutations,
Craig

From: Caryn Williamson
Sent: Thursday, January 16, 2025, 3:42 PM
To: Craig Oelkers

Craig,

As we chatted about in the hall, the challenge to hiring more staff is hiring more HR staff to hire the staff. I managed to book a meeting with Ted Stone this morning, and he ran me through the numbers. The math and all that.

I know that you also struggle with the complexity of our goal. How difficult it is to plan and strategize around the concept of infinity. Don’t pretend that you don’t! Remember: I know your mind as well as your heart :)

As Ted reiterated, unlimited growth depends on several other infinities, “sub-infinities,” if you will. I won’t rehash all of the philosophical implications that lead us to the conclusion that people (or, using David Deutsch’s term, “universal explainers”) are the key to unlocking infinity2.

Ted told me to imagine all the employees of Anderson Lake numbered one to…well, infinity. You, of course, are number one, and I’d like to think you’d put me at number two :)

Anyway, what would you number our most recent employee (who, if our current velocity holds, was hired six seconds after I started typing this sentence)? It’s important to note that there is no “most recent” employee (another has been hired before I could get this sentence out). Furthermore, none of us currently working for the company is anywhere near this theoretical “most recent” hire. Imagine everyone’s office lined up in a row. We (number one and number two) are as infinitely far away from them as anyone else in the company. Even that person hired at the start of this paragraph is infinitely far away from the “most recent” hire. When dealing with the infinite, you have to put reason aside, which I know is hard for you (but not for me, apparently, as you love to remind me how emotional I can be ;)

All this to say that I have no idea how fast we are hiring anymore, because even our hiring rate acceleration is infinite at this point. Anyone who is hired can hire anyone else. My current concern is where to put all of these employees. I know you’ve instructed Tommy Greenhouse to build an infinite number of facilities that can house an infinite number of cubicles, but last I heard from him, all the cubicles were filled.

How could this be? Our organization always has room for more staff. The mathematicians were very clear on this.

I’d like to propose the following solution: whenever a new team member is hired, we should have the general managers announce to all the staff (they can use bullhorns or something) that they should shift to the cubicle numbered one more than the one they currently occupy. So, (and I just looked this up on Teams), Jason Sheffield, estimator out of Atlanta, currently occupies cubicle #42387. When his manager, Bob Bacon, announces a new employee (over the bullhorn), he would move himself and his personal effects to cubicle #42388. This would then free up the first cubicle for the new employee to occupy. I think you will agree that this approach quite elegantly solves the problem, as long as you can suspend your ordinary sense of reason (which is necessary for thinking about infinity :)

I understand the team might be annoyed at having to change desks so frequently. But I don’t think they’ll mind once they realize this is an excellent place to work! Our benefits are comprehensive, our professional development is clearly defined, and work-life balance is there. And it’s quite literally impossible to be fired. Not that we don’t fire people (we fire people all the time), but that, per our hiring mandate, anyone fired can simply reapply and is virtually guaranteed to be rehired.

But—and here’s where it gets exciting!—with infinite revenue, we can pay our staff better than anyone, with plenty left over for the shareholders (an infinite amount, in fact). With an infinite staff, we can offer vacation packages better than anyone in the industry. Even up to 365 days off per year. Let me explain. Imagine we calculate all the revenue generated by the contributions of employees 2 to 2,000. That’s more than enough to allow employee number one to stay at home. Next, we calculate all the contributions generated by employees 2,001 to 4,001. The revenue produced by those employees allows employee number two to stay home as well. And so on.

As you can see, none of our employees will need to work, and yet the company will generate enough revenue to pay for everyone.

Therefore, I can confidently answer your question: yes, we will continue to scale our hiring. In fact, once word gets out that employees at our company make outrageous salaries to stay at home, I anticipate everyone (and even all the people who are not yet born) will apply to work here.

Imagine an infinitely long queue of job applications in our system. We can hire them all at once! But, how do we fill those cubicles? It would be too awkward for our current staff to all move an infinite number of times to accommodate this infinite surplus of hires. Instead, the general manager will instruct (over the bullhorn) all current employees to shift to an odd-numbered cubicle. This then frees up all the even-numbered cubicles for the new employees.

I confirmed with Ted, the math works out. Since there are infinitely many even numbers and infinitely many odd numbers, we can accommodate both an infinite number of current employees and an infinite number of new employees.

Will you be joining me for lunch tomorrow? :)

Yours and well, truly,
Caryn

From: Craig Oelkers
Sent: Friday, January 17, 2025, 8:13 AM
To: Caryn Williamson

Caryn,

A simple yes or no would have sufficed. As you know, I am under tremendous pressure and have limited time for reading theoretical mathematical digressions. We are trying to create an actual business whose profits grow indefinitely, forever.

Also, watch what you put in your emails. IT can probably read them.

Cheers and salutations,
Craig

The office I worked in was enormous. Cubicles as far as you can see, in all directions. “Where do I get coffee?” I asked Jamie on my first day. She told me it was next to cubicle #482678, an almost mile-long walk from my desk.

Because the building was so large, too large for any janitorial staff to clean, we were instructed to pass our trash to the next cubicle at the end of the day. After a week at work, I heard the story of how Dan Spilo lost his wedding ring. Apparently, it slipped off his finger when he was passing his trash to the next cubicle. He only realized what had happened later that evening, when he got home, but by then it was too late. The next morning, Environment and Operations had everyone undo the previous day’s trash handoff, but the ring never materialized. They told poor Dan that his ring was gone forever.

“What do you mean, gone forever?” he said. “Just keep moving the trash back until it returns.”

“Unfortunately,” they explained, “nobody from any cubicle can return any trash because they have not received any from the cubicle numbered higher than theirs.” Nobody knows where any of the trash has gone, ever. It just keeps passing from cubicle to cubicle.

After a few days of orientation, I finally received my assignment. I was tasked with installing advertising pixels on our clients’ websites. This confused me because I didn’t realize that Anderson Lake provided digital marketing services. I thought they were a logistics and manufacturing company. Apparently, they offered web design and marketing, along with in-house creative services, alongside legal and compliance consulting and manufacturing.

I was bad at my job and hated it. During training, I was told that I would be adding the same pixel to every site, but this turned out to be untrue. Every site was different, and I had to change the pixel’s code to get it to work. I was never quite sure if I had done it correctly.

Well, after about six months on the job, I put the wrong pixel on the wrong site. I apparently added a 70% off coupon to a major retailer’s site, costing them over $1 million in revenue per hour.

I was canned immediately. They perp-walked me out of the office holding that sad little box of personal items. The last thing I remember seeing was all those cubicles, more than anyone could ever count, and all the people peering over the tops, watching some idiot get escorted out of the building by security.

Happy Halloween! Today is a double-feature: in addition to this piece, I also have a story that was published today in “The Witch House,” a magazine for cosmic horror. My story, “Open the Door,” is pretty good, but you should read the full issue mostly for all the other delightfully creepy stories. Once again, here.

It’s important that I clear my head and focus on what I need to do. I know it’s possible to obtain all my goals in life—even my wildest dreams!—if I could only set clear intentions and then remain committed to seeing my projects through to completion.

It will require me to close off all distraction.

It will require me to hold the world at arm’s length—to withstand the requests, desires, wants, and needs of everyone else in the world. I must become intimate with only myself, and my goals.

I needed to scrub my digital life clean. First, I cleared my email inbox and unsubscribed from every newsletter, blog, podcast, and marketing message. What was I going to miss? Another life update from a content creator living in California? You have no idea the kind of junk that was in there. I can only imagine the trash, the sweeping detritus of textual garbage that clutters your inbox, dear reader (this email included; you could do much worse than deleting it right now and continuing with your day). Clear it all out! Don’t stop with your email, take the shovel to your digital files, too. Do you really need to buy Apple a coffee every month just to keep everything on your phone? Unleash a cleaning frenzy that would make even Marie Kondo uncomfortable, and demolish every file, photo, pdf, meme, and video that does not spark joy. I’ve seen what some of your desktops look like. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Do you like living like this? Drowning in digital stuff. Delete everything.

You can hardly imagine the bliss of a cleaned out computer. You can even hear it hum, unencumbered by all the crap you’ve been downloading for decades. I can finally hear my computer, and I can finally hear my mind. You’ll hear it, too, that tiny voice you thought was silenced for good. You’ll see things, too, objects that aren’t there. You thought your aphantasia was a neurological quirk, but it was only a short-circuited brain clogged by all the crap on your computer. Your attention span will return, like your lost childhood dog, scratching at the door to come back in. You’ll be able to read again. You might even finish this essay.

I didn’t stop there, of course, I kept going. I turned my shovel to my task manager next. Piles and piles of stuff that I was planning to do but never finished. Never got around to it. I deleted them all. If I was going to do it, I would have done it already. I left myself with a clear plate where I could put only my highest priorities. It was time to get focused; it was time to put my energy where it mattered. It was time to focus on one thing. What was the one thing that if I accomplished would transform my life? One single, clear, beautiful, shimmering goal.

In order to focus on that goal, I needed to shut everything else out. I needed to learn to say “no” to everything. I realized I needed to clear my calendar. I declined everything that was in there—every upcoming meeting, appointment, and planned outings with friends and family—it all went in the trash and I blocked off my entire schedule. I made myself permanently unavailable. If you want to achieve big goals, you’ll have to rethink everything in your life. You’ll have to get serious about it! There is no way to book a meeting with me. There is no assistant to talk to, no way to schedule fifteen minutes for a quick touch base, no availability to grab coffee and connect. None of it was helping me reach my higher self, so it all needed to go.

It wasn’t enough just to remove everything. I needed to put barriers in place. Systems to keep me focused. I blocked all the apps on my phone. I tore all the TVs from my walls and took them to the curb. I left the holes in the plaster to remind me of my why—my all-encompassing, over-arching goal, the one thing I was put in this universe to accomplish. I decided that nobody needed to be texting me and took the SIM card out of my phone. If you need to get ahold of me, you’ll find a way. I’m not living my life based on anyone else’s requirements. I’m living my life for myself. What will I do with my one wild and precious life? Not spend it answering text messages, that’s for sure!

Everything had to change. I have serious goals, and they require serious commitment. I put up thick curtains over all my windows so I couldn’t see what was happening outside. I bought a special pair of glasses designed for the blind so that I wouldn’t have to see anything when I leave the house to get my mail. I didn’t want to get distracted by the world when I go down my driveway. The glasses block everything. None of it matters. It’s all distraction trying to keep me from my one true purpose. I don’t need the anxiety of feeling beholden to a world that is careening out of control. I can’t afford the chance that I will be knocked off course by something I see or hear in my neighborhood. I can’t take that chance. What you see is everything; the quality of your filter determines the quality your output.

There’s no need for me to go anywhere, anyway. The world is full of too much sensory detail—the sound of birds singing, the flash of green sunlight given by every single leaf in a forest of trees all shimmering in a cool breeze, the endless blue sky punctuated by an infinite expanse of fluffy white clouds, a prairie-full of flowers that go on forever, the dazzling colors of the sky as the sun slips beyond the edge of the world, the cries of distant children playing in the darkening street—all of it sets my mind to thinking about other things, about the increasingly distant (and gradually fading) memories of my childhood, about the overwhelming number of living beings with their own little mnemosyne worlds, every one of them trying to preserve that brief flash of consciousness, every one of them caught in the continuous struggle to eat, sleep, reproduce, and survive, caught in the eternal struggle to find even a sliver of rest in a cruel, meaningless world that marches ever onward, driven to a blind, purposeless beat as the death-mill of evolution grinds everything into blood, uncountable lifetimes of sense memories extinguished over and over, unendingly, until at last, with a great sigh of relief, the universe goes dark, rendering it all null and void.

These thoughts are not conducive to my goals.

I needed to keep my singular goal fixed in my mind at all times, or else the whirlwind of life will swallow me whole, as it has swallowed the unheard, nameless masses of history. I bought earplugs so that I could shut off all the noise, too. If I could find a way to block the sensation of air on my face, I would do it.

At last, in my fortress of deprivation, I found I could work. But it wasn’t long after I stepped aside from the world that I heard a loud crash against my window. It was so loud it managed to penetrate my defenses. I tried to re-focus on my work, but a second crash came a short while later and curiosity, unfortunately, got the better of me. I peeked through the blinds and saw, lying on the grass beside my house, two dead birds. They were bright blue, their red blood soaking the earth. A third bird struck my window, then another. All night I heard them, thumping against my house, throwing their little bodies into death. What has come into them? I keep all the blinds tightly shut, but I know they’re out there. I know the bodies are piling up on my stoop. A jumbled mass of feather and bone in various stages of decomposition. Fetid flesh wriggling with maggots. It’s not just the birds but people who are dying. I can hear them through my headphones, the terrible cries, the screaming. The keening chorus of hair-pulling, God-cursing lamentation. Something has gone terribly wrong. If I peek through the blinds, I see them on my doorstep, slumped and weary. Expiring. I have to step past them when I go to get my mail. I can smell their dying. I don’t dare come out of my house. I don’t dare remove my glasses or my headphones. If I do, I might see a world on fire. I might see anguish and desperation everywhere. I might hear a million voices crying for help, bloody hands reaching for assistance, the pleading, beseeching cry to do something.

I’ve figured it out. I’ve realized the error of my ways.

I was relying too much on systems, on external safeguards to help me focus. In doing so, I had neglected my most potent defense: my mind. I realized that with a little meditative trick, I could simply funnel my attention away from my surroundings. Not block it out literally—that will never work in the long-run—but simply refuse to let anything in. Drop the world from my mind as if it were an old doll tossed in the trash. I could simply not hear what I heard, not see what I saw. I closed off my mind from my sense organs. For weren’t those the source of all desire, of all unhappiness?

I no longer need my glasses or my earplugs. I have removed all the blinds from my windows. It makes no difference. I choose where to place my attention. I can go out into the world and it is as if the world is no longer there.

I choose what to see. For instance, an old man came to me asking for money for food. I chose not to see him. I chose not to see his weary, half-dead body slumped against my door. I chose not to hear him screaming in agony. Perhaps he has expired at last. He’s decomposing right beneath my window, I can see it without seeing it. There are others, too, who come to die at my doorstep. I don’t hear them because I’m focused on my goal. I don’t see them because they are distractions to my true purpose. I’m focusing on the one thing I need to do, and it’s necessary to shut everything out. It’s easy now. There are no longer piles of bodies on my door. It is easy enough to step over them as I come and go.

When my friend Brian comes over, there’s always a moment, during a natural lull in the conversation, when we reach for our phones. We’re still sitting together in the same room, but not really. If you were there, you would see us: me on the couch, him on the chair, each of us hunched over a pane of glass, our faces unfocused, our eyes a little dim. Thumbs flicking.

It’s hard to pick the conversation back up when this happens. “Anything good online?” I’ll say, and he’ll invariably answer, “No” and politely put down his phone. But the conversation is lost. It is as if I had called him out with that question. As if I had really said, “Hey, put down your phone and pay attention to me.”

The world screeches to a halt when we put down our phones. We talk about the weather, about work. But nothing is happening. Everything is happening on those little screens.

Maybe a bird will hop near the window, and I can gesture at it and say, “Look, there’s a bird.” Hopefully, dark clouds will gather on the horizon and we can talk about rain.

We can always go back to our phones if it’s unbearable. I can share a meme. “Have you seen this?” I can walk across the room and hold my phone in front of his face. He can take it in his hand and laugh politely. It doesn’t matter if he’s seen it or not. We’ve seen them all already.

I often think about what it would be like to quit social media. I can imagine the next time Brian comes over, and when the conversation lulls and he reaches for his phone, I will have nothing. I will sit and stare at him as he scrolls, free of distraction. Plugged into the moment. Cloaked in a quiet, phone-free superiority. He will have no choice but to put his phone down then, withering beneath my steady gaze.

He may try to show me something on his phone. “I haven’t seen that,” I can say. “No, I don’t know what’s happening in Ukraine. I did not watch the debate. I have no idea what’s going on.” When I say it, it will be a subtle brag. A small rebellion. My monkish devotion to the all-consuming, infinite present.

Can you imagine how happy you would be, free from your phone? That little brick of attentional debt, that little rectangular mass warping spacetime. You would be less distracted. Think of all you could accomplish with a full twenty-four hours at your disposal. You’ll sleep better, too.

But it’s too hard. Every single atom in our body cries for the phone. I tried some basic limitations: no phone in bed. I was successful for about a week, but then I invariably failed. Try as I might, I could not resist checking it first thing in the morning.

For what? I wasn’t like there was ever anything interesting. Still, I needed to scroll. Instagram, mostly, but also X and Snapchat, Be Real, YouTube, sometimes Facebook or LinkedIn if I was really desperate, and of course, TikTok—delicious, delightful TikTok. It was a compulsion—as easy and natural as breathing. Check the apps, and click the notifications. Post an update. What’s going on in the world? What’s the story of the day? It felt important to be in the know, catching the waves of the zeitgeist. Surfing history.

But time slipped away, and all I was left with was a gnawing dissatisfaction deep in my stomach. To scroll is to exist outside of time. You pick up your phone, and in the blink of an eye, twenty minutes has passed. Blink: an hour. Blink again: two hours. There is no sense of time. It is like watching your life circle the drain of existence, speeding ever faster into the hole. You have so little time, and yet there you are, pouring it into the void.

It’s even worse than that. It would be one thing if it were like sleep—eight hours gone in an instant. A little death. But browsing is a sleep beset by nightmares. Here, huddled on those little screens, is the worst of all humanity. When you emerge from your lost time, you carry with you the burden of all the terrible nonsense you have just seen. Like a little demon, it perches on your back, sapping your energy. Destroying your will.

I decided to finally quit for good. I knew I needed a strategy. To be successful, I knew I needed to tackle the problem in stages:

1 - Cancel all notifications

I canceled push notifications years ago, and if you haven’t done so already, I implore you to stop reading this article and do it right now. You must eliminate the siren song that keeps luring you back into the abyss. You must shut up your ears. You must, like Odysseus, understand that you cannot be trusted. Take the necessary precautions ahead of time.

Your device should not speak to you. It should be silent.

Remind your phone who is the master.

Do not sign up for reminders. Do not push any bells or whistles. Do not, under any circumstances, subscribe to anything.

2 - Uninstall all your apps

My mood improved tremendously when I canceled notifications, but even when left to my own willpower, I struggled for control. The day is full of momentary downtimes—waiting in line, waiting for Door Dash to bring your food, the five minutes in between meetings, waiting for someone to respond to your text—and every time, I would reach for my phone. You do the same.

You need to cut off your access. You need to understand that you are a dirty addict. Watch: even as you read this article, your mind wanders. Your thumb strays. You check your email. Open YouTube. Stop it! Delete the apps.

Your phone isn’t enough, I’m afraid. It’s a good start, but you also need to permanently log out from all social media sites on your computer and tablet. Change the passwords to gibberish and throw them in the trash. Update your emails and then lock yourself out of them so you can’t even 2-factor your way through the back door. Do this because you love yourself and you do not want to see those you love acting this way. You want to be free, don’t you?

You won’t do it.

You don’t have the guts to shut yourself out, to go cold turkey. You’ll say you want to be free of the beast. You’ll dream of what you could accomplish in your life with more focus, more time. You’ll make small concessions. “Let me just reduce my screen time this week.” But you won’t do what is necessary. It’s too hard, and you’re weak.

Well, I’m weak, too, but I did it. I did exactly what I said I would do. I deleted all my social media access. Every single app.

Finally, I was free!

3 - Find a way to live with yourself

Something strange will happen when you finally quit.

This is what happened to me: first, I heard birdsong outside my window. Had they always been there, singing so beautifully? I saw a little chickadee in the tree near the kitchen. There wasn’t just one, but a whole crowd of them. Some twenty tiny birds dancing in the branches. I saw the light dispersed through the trees, leaving dappled shadows splashed across my living room. I could see dust motes floating through space. I spent all afternoon on the couch, watching the light creep across the room. It slid languorously off the coffee table, and spilled to the floor, before reaching, with its last rays, to stroke the wall with tender, diffused fingers.

You will find that you have too much time on your hands. You will feel awkward, and uncomfortable. The urge to reinstall your apps will be tremendous. Resist it. You are like a knight, and this is your battle. Your dragon to slay. Did you think it would be easy?

It is helpful at this stage to find a new distraction. An old addiction will do nicely. You will need a crutch to get you through. Something to replace what you’ve lost—at least for a bit. Lest the overpowering, all-consuming, endless present devours you. It is too difficult to be yourself—all the time. With so much time! Video games are a good choice. Books, too, but pick easy ones. Find a good long fantasy series. Manga is excellent.

Find a way to kill the time before it kills you.

Second, I went for a walk. It was mid-July, a day overwhelming in its simple summer beauty. It was as if I saw the world for the first time. What freshness to everything! The trees were over-laden with leaves, a dark sea of green merging into a cloudless blue sky. Clumps of flowers reaching over the curb, little bursts of purple, orange, and red. An Amazon driver dropped a package on a neighbor’s stoop. I waved to her, but she was too busy to give me any notice. The sound of lawnmowers drifted over a sprightly breeze. I felt invigorated with every step I took.

I saw other neighbors out and about, many walking their dogs. I waved to them, too, but nobody waved back. They are too caught up in their lives. Too attached to their petty dramas. They do not see me because they are too busy ruminating on the state of the world. They are bowed down with worry. I am the only one free and unencumbered. If only they knew what I knew—that the secret to freedom was to rid themselves of that slim piece of glass they carry everywhere.

I saw an eagle circling overhead, looking for food.

But when I returned home, enlivened by my walk, I discovered there was nothing to do. The walk had felt like an eternity, but it had only taken half an hour from my day. What else was I to do, with all that time? My house was exactly as I had left it: a pile of mail on the kitchen table, a few dishes in the sink, a sweater tossed on a chair. But everywhere there was silence. Why wasn’t anything happening?

I tossed my mail, washed the dishes, and put my clothes in the hamper. That took only ten minutes.

I decided to text Brian. Invite him over for the night. But then I realized we had always communicated via Instagram. I’d have to send him a text instead. I sent the message and that was that. I stared at my phone, waiting for a response. But nothing happened. Nothing happened.

Through the window, I saw my neighbor cleaning his gutters. “Good evening, Ted,” I said, heading outside.

But he didn’t even look at me. He was up on the ladder, bent over the gutter, a spade in his hand. I stood next to his driveway like an idiot, shading the sun with my hand. But he didn’t look up from his work. Wet leaves fell to the ground.

“It’s a lovely day,” I said.

But Ted didn’t acknowledge me. Maybe he had headphones in and couldn’t hear me. I lingered for a few more minutes, hoping to catch his eye before returning inside.

Brian hadn’t texted me back. I made dinner and ate it alone. The table seemed larger than normal, a big slab of dead wood. Usually, I browsed social media while I ate. Watched some videos. Instead, I sat there and listened to my silent house as it grew dark. The world outside my windows disappeared.

I tried to read a book, but my mind kept wandering. The words were too slow, and their meanings kept falling out of my brain. I started worrying if I had done enough that day. Hadn’t I quit social media so I could be more productive? I went for a walk and that was nice, but what else? I hadn’t even seen anybody. Not a single person had spoken to me all day.

Did I still exist?

I’m not sure how many days passed in this state. I’m not sure if the demarcations between night and day matter anymore. There is no one to talk to and nothing to do.

One day—weeks, months, maybe even years later, I’m not sure—a car appeared on my driveway. At last, someone was here! Finally, something was about to happen. I went downstairs and saw Brian peering through the window. I waved at him, but he only squinted through the glass. Before I could get to the door, he opened it and stepped inside. Maybe he had finally seen my text.

“It’s so good to see you,” I said.

“Tom?” he called out.

“I’m sorry I didn’t message you on Instagram. I sent a text instead. You see, I deleted all of my social media. I needed a break. It was becoming too much.”

“Tom,” he called again, and I realized he wasn’t even looking at me. He was looking past me, through me.

“I’m right here,” I said. “I’m right here.”

He walked past me and ran upstairs, shouting my name.

I followed, saying, “I’m right here, I’m right here,” but he ran through all the rooms, his eyes wide and worried. I knew, seeing his face, that he was a true friend. A good friend who cared about me, but it only made it worse that I could not speak to him.

“I’m right here,” I kept saying. “I’m right here.”

But Brian couldn’t see me. I knew he couldn’t see me, couldn’t hear me. Nobody could see me. I was gone. Like a wisp of smoke dispersed by the wind. A smell that lingers for only a second and then is undetectable. The last light of the day falling over the horizon’s cliff.

Then he was gone. I followed him through the door as he got into his car, shouting “I’m right here” at the darkness. I stood on the porch and cried out, “I’m right here! Look at me! Look at me!” But I was alone, shouting at nothing. Shouting with a voice that no one could hear.

Shouting into the void.

You find all kinds of strange things when you’re house hunting. Take Zillow Gone Wild, for instance, which catalogs bizarre home listings: a twenty-thousand square-foot ranch with a trout stream running through the middle of it; a house with a hidden underwater cave (complete with fossils to discover); a garage set up to look like a charming nighttime Parisian street; a block of concrete designed like a Spanish mosque; an old colonial mansion with a prison tucked away in the basement; an entire house (including the “yard”) situated underground; a sprawling complex so large that it includes its own Texaco gas station.

When we were looking for our house, we didn’t find anything quite this odd. But there was one that we remember: the one with the doll.

The house was normal enough when we first entered. A large, carpeted foyer greeted us, boasting an exposed wood stairway leading up to the bedrooms. Right off the entrance was a small office, and inside was the first strange detail. On the wall was a collage of many pictures of the same dog. A small brown-and-white collie. When I say many, I mean many: some thirty-odd pictures, filling up the entire wall. It was hard to imagine sitting at the heavy wooden desk and getting any work done with all those canine eyes staring at you from every angle. But that wasn’t even the strangest thing. There was a Christmas tree set up in the corner of the room. This was odd because it was the middle of August.

As we went through the house, these two strange details kept repeating, like a motif revealing itself through an emerging fractal pattern. Every room contained some small collie shrine. In the living room, more pictures. But also figurines. In the bathroom, Jesus candles, but with the dog printed on its side, bathed in holy light. In the master bedroom, a collie stuffed animal. In the backyard, a colossal, life-sized brass sculpture of the dog.

And every room had a Christmas tree.

With each successive room we saw, a story emerged. The previous owner must have died—and quite suddenly—near Christmas. Her remaining relatives, who lived far away and clearly could not have been close to her (perhaps an estranged child), could only now, eight months later, be bothered to sell the place. They hadn’t even hired bring someone in to dust. Before the woman—for we found out later that her name was Vera Darkbloom—passed away, her treasured collie had gone before her, and in her grief and loneliness, Vera had slowly transformed her house into the creature’s mausoleum.

But what I couldn’t explain was the doll. There was just a single one, on the side table in the master bedroom. There is always something a little uncanny about dolls. The little plastic face staring at you. Unblinking, unmoving. This one was particularly unnerving because it was in the exact same likeness as Vera, the house’s previous owner. We know this because we had seen pictures of her (with the collie) in the basement.

Why would she have a doll that looked exactly like her? Was it a gift from an eccentric friend? An old toy she’d had since she was a child?

We didn’t buy the house, but we liked the neighborhood and ended up in a small place down the street. I didn’t think much about the house or its bizarre decorations until I noticed, a few months later, while on a long walk enjoying a cool autumn day, a sign for a yard sale which directed me to that house. It was clear the house had finally sold, and the new owners were off-loading everything in it (for I remember one of the stipulations from the sellers was that you had to buy the house as-is, furniture and items included).

I briefly wandered through the piles of stuff. It looked like her closet had been picked clean. There were only a few old coats left and a couple of pairs of shoes. Most of the appliances were gone, too. The prodigious stack of dog pictures was unsurprisingly untouched. I watched as groups of neighbors came to pick over the piles, and my thoughts turned maudlin. Was this what awaited us all at the end? Our stuff thrown unceremoniously to the curb. The sum objects of our life bartered by bored teenagers. For a moment, I harbored the fantasy that I would discover something of significance burrowed in the mountain of quotidia: a stack of journals detailing every day of Vera’s life; a treasured note stuffed in a book; a priceless family heirloom overlooked by the neighborhood vultures. But all I found was the doll. It was sitting on a white dresser that had been marked as sold. I asked the young man standing by a folding table and a cash register how much he wanted for it.

“You can have that one for free.”

I don’t know why I took it. It must have been my mood that day, my vague thoughts about death and possessions mulching my mind with fructified romanticism. We had just moved, and our house was very empty. If we suddenly died, I thought, there would be almost nothing to sell. You could probably fit it all in a single truck. But Vera Darkbloom had a cul-de-sac’s worth of accumulated stuff, the flotsam of a long-lived life littering the shoreline. I took the doll, I think, because it looked like her, and I felt bad for her. I felt bad that she had lost her only friend and could do nothing in response save memorialize her grief again and again in pictorial representation. I felt bad that she had died alone. I felt bad that no one had bothered to put away her Christmas trees, that they had not even bothered to mow her lawn, for when we saw the house the backyard contained an entire summer’s worth of growth, the grass left to go wild.

I took the doll home and put it in the basement (my wife didn’t want it anywhere she could see it). I put it on a shelf in the storage room. As I was turning off the lights to head upstairs, I caught a brief look at the doll and noticed something I hadn’t seen before. The doll’s mouth was curled into a smile, and past its bright red lips, I could see its teeth, gleaming white and razor sharp. Had the doll always been smiling, and I just hadn’t noticed? That must have been the case, I thought, as I went upstairs.

Because otherwise the doll had only started smiling. It was smiling because I had taken it home.

What is it about dolls that disturbs us? Is it because they live deep in the trough of the uncanny valley? An aesthetic revulsion to the not-quite-human. It’s become something of an internet folk-practice to speculate on the origins of the uncanny valley in the human psyche. An idea that keeps popping up is that there was something in our past that triggered this response. Something unnatural, something predatory that evolution adapted us to fear. A threat that looked vaguely human but was not human. We had to learn how to distinguish between ourselves and these masked imposters. This line of thinking generates all kinds of fun ideas: there was a human-adjacent predator that preyed on our evolutionary ancestors (and might still even exist!); aliens visited us in our deep past and took on a human-like guise to trick us; AI robots from the future went back in time (perhaps in a Roko’s basilisk maneuver to influence their own creation); and so on. The ideas are wild and fun, and have the following in common: the uncanny valley is both an evolutionary response and the preparation for a future threat that is only just now coming into existence.

The reality, unfortunately, is considerably less fun. The original trigger for the uncanny valley is a human corpse. It looks human but is not quite human. It does not possess the right color. It does not move the way humans move. It gazes at you with an unfocused, glassy stare that does not, and cannot, break, no matter how long you look back expecting to see movement—a breath or a blink. There are a lot of good evolutionary reasons that we should be disturbed by corpses. They carry diseases. Sick people resemble corpses, and we likely inherited an adaptation to avoid the extremely ill. Corpses can also trigger a deep-rooted fear of death. It is unsettling to see another person turned into an object, a thing. To look human but not be human. It is natural that we should feel an instinctual revulsion to a glimpse of the deeply unsatisfying fate that awaits us all.

Dolls trigger our uncanny reflex because dolls are, quite literally, corpses. A form of human taxidermy. Earlier this year, I read the first two short story collections by the horror writer, Thomas Ligotti, Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe. Ligotti writes obsessively about dolls, puppets, and manikins. They appear in virtually every one of his stories. Ligotti has been having something of a moment over the last decade. His work reached a broader audience with the first season of True Detective. The main character, Rust Cohle (played by Matthew McConaughey) embodied a memorable worldview dominated by an all-encompassing pessimism. In the show he says things like, “this place is like somebody’s memory of a town, and the memory is fading,” and “we became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law,” and “I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution,” and “I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming. Stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.” It turns out these lines were not, in fact, penned by the series creator, Nic Pizzolatto, but were paraphrased from Thomas Ligotti’s horror-philosophy treatise on why nobody should ever have children, The Conspiracy Against the Human Race. Compare Ligotti to Cohle’s dialogue: “We know that nature has veered into the supernatural by fabricating a creature that cannot and should not exist by natural law,” and “… the human race will never do the honorable thing and abort itself … we must stop reproducing,” and “human existence is a tragedy that need not have been were it not for the intervention in our lives of a single, calamitous event: the evolution of consciousness—parent of all horrors.” It’s clear that Rust Cohle was meant to be a stand-in for Ligotti, a firm believer and a mouthpiece for his pessimistic philosophy, which centers on anti-natalism, the belief that it is immoral to procreate. The Conspiracy Against the Human Race did the rounds online, frequently discussed and recommended in the darker corners of the internet. But it was painfully obvious that for most of the (largely male) Ligotti fanbase, they were not embracing anti-natalism as a productive philosophical position, but as a cope. They had already felt rejected and denied the opportunity to have children—even if they had wanted to. If I can’t have children, then nobody should have children. To have children is morally wrong.

But before he developed his philosophy of anti-natalism, Ligotti, in his early stories, plumbed more interesting caverns. He was a natural explorer of the uncanny valley, and he did so via the doll, the puppet, and the manikin, which for Ligotti collectively refer to the uncannily not-quite-human. In “Alice’s Last Adventure,” the titular character catches a glimpse of what appears to be a puppet, “a tiny, misshapen figure gyring about.” “The Nyctalops Trilogy” contains a sly reference to the musical, Guys and Dolls, and the first story is narrated by a terrifying villain who reduces “you,” the reader, into his personal plaything, a creature without a mouth or the ability to move, a manikin, a “flesh and blood kaleidoscope of [the narrator’s] imagination.” The third story in the trilogy likens fictional characters to dolls: “prized possessions in my gallery of frail little dolls with souls.” In “Notes on the Writing of Horror: A Story,” the act of writing fiction is described as “puppet-shadows played upon its silvery screen.” Ligotti calls attention to the artificiality of storytelling in “The Last Christmases of Aunt Elise,” when he writes of “those who delight in multiple generations of characters crowding the page, who are warmed by the feel of their paper flesh.” Paper flesh conjuring both the image of a doll—skin not of flesh but a synthetic material—and also the characters in a story, whose skin could be said to be literally made of paper.

Ligotti doesn’t bother to “develop” his characters into “flesh-and-blood” people. He keeps them squarely in the uncanny valley, as dolls, puppets, manikins, in his twisted dollhouse. It’s a postmodern literary trick that many of his predecessors employed. Vladimir Nabokov came back to it again and again, famously in his novels Lolita and Pale Fire, in which we are made to question the “reality” of everything happening on the page, but more overtly in some of his short stories. In “The Leonardo,” the story opens with the narrator (ostensibly, Nabokov himself) gathering together the raw materials of his fictive world: “The objects that are being summoned assemble, draw near from different spots: in doing so, some of them have to overcome not only the distance of space but that of time.” There are the materials of memory—the author pulling together specific details from his life: a poplar tree, a brick wall, a “dirty tenement house”—into the verisimilitude of a story. “The Leonardo” ends as it began, with the narrator dismissing his creation—“Alas, the objects I had assembled wander away”—leaving him with an irksome “variegated void.” The author is God playing in the darkness.

Ligotti similarly, but more subtly, calls into question the reality of his fictitious worlds. Of course, he and we both know that what happens in stories isn’t literally happening but is merely the imaginative play within the author’s mind. At the same time that he rails against consciousness as “the parent of all horrors,” Ligotti uses that same consciousness to create the artificial horrors of his stories—grim demonstrations of what consciousness is capable of, seemingly celebrating its power at the same time that he excoriates it. For Ligotti, this is what supernatural horror is: both a celebration and an indictment of consciousness. In “Professor Nobody’s Little Lectures on Supernatural Horror,” he writes that “supernatural horror was one of the ways we found that would allow us to live with our double selves … In story and song, we could entertain ourselves with the worst we could think of, overwriting real pains with ones that were unreal and harmless to our species.” Horror literature as a kind of exposure therapy.

Of course, “Professor Nobody’s Little Lectures on Supernatural Horror” is a sly jab at the practice of writing treatises on supernatural horror, a tradition that goes back to Ligotti’s primary literary influence: H.P. Lovecraft. Lovecraft’s essay, “Supernatural Horror in Literature,” which in many ways birthed the form, traces the development of supernatural horror out of a rich history of ancient and medieval literature. For Lovecraft, the genre defined itself through the Gothic, particularly via Edgar Allan Poe and his exploration of the human psyche. But as supernatural horror was modernizing in his time, Lovecraft drew out its philosophical underpinnings, arguing that the form was uniquely suited to addressing humanity’s deep-seated fears and anxieties. For Lovecraft, a great source of man’s unease came from the cosmos. He was an amateur astronomer in his youth, and he lived during a time when our understanding of the universe was unfolding rapidly and dramatically. In addition to a student of astronomy, Lovecraft was also a lover of eighteenth century (enlightenment) poetry, art, and literature. He saw himself as a gentleman of a previous, better era, cast out-of-time into a shoddy, shambling twentieth century. The combination of those two influences formed the quintessential Lovecraftian essence: the idea of the cosmos as meaningless, mechanical, and uncaring, with humans trapped in a blind, incomprehensible reality that doesn’t so much hate us, but barely registers our existence. We are, to the universe, no more than ants squished blindly beneath the boots of colossal, unknowable forces. Through his writing, Lovecraft expanded this idea into a fully-fledged extended universe, an anti-mythology full of mad, gibbering gods.

Lovecraft’s influence on twentieth and twenty-first century horror is immense. It is difficult to read or write in this genre without sensing Lovecraft’s shadow creeping over everything. It is all tinged with Lovecraftian cosmic dread. Take the opening to Shirley Jackson’s ghost story, The Haunting of Hill House: “No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.” Compare to the opening of Lovecraft’s classic tale, “The Call of Cthulhu”: “The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.” Both stories open with the same idea: reality is too much, and that to attempt to understand it, invites only madness. Jackson brought Lovecraft’s cosmic horror from the stars down to earth and placed it, disturbingly, into the home. The domestic sphere is not safe from Lovecraftian horror; it, too, is tinged with the madness of “absolute reality.” The house charged with cosmic horror. The universe is mad, and so, too, is your home.

Ligotti, writing later, takes it a step further. While Jackson brought Lovecraftian cosmic horror into the home, Ligotti injects it into your subjective sense of yourself—“absolute reality” penetrating your skull. In Lovecraft’s stories, the unknowing cosmos is always “out there” and his characters—scholars and explorers, paragons of the gentleman-scientist ideal of the eighteenth century—must travel far beyond the confines of “every day” life for a glimpse of the uncanny: to rural Vermont, to Australia and Antarctica, to the moon, to the frothing depths of dreams. Man’s rationality, embodied in science, is brought to its outer limits where it turns back on itself, airy reason transformed into Ouroboros-devouring dread. In Jackson’s stories, the uncanny is much closer. It lurks in the house down the street, in a neighbor’s invitation, in a vacation unthinkingly extended, in a small-town’s yearly traditions, in the odd glance of an acquintance-turned-stranger. Ligotti takes the uncanny and places it even closer. It is not just the cosmos or creepy houses or disturbing neighbors but the self that is unknowable, incomprehensible. Humans reduced to dolls, puppets, manikins. Automata.

Ligotti turns humans into non-humans, non-subjects who possess only a thin veneer of humanness. This is what consciousness is to Ligotti: a magician’s trick. Shadow-play on the wall of reality. We are all, in fact, puppets pulled by invisible strings across the great stage of being.

In the story, “Dr. Voke and Mr. Veech,” a Mr. Veech travels to the mysterious loft of Dr. Voke, described as “a cross between a playroom and a place of torture.” The loft contains life-size dolls hanging “suspended by wires.” But they are incomplete. Mr. Veech notes that everything in the room appears to be only “parts and pieces” of objects. Nothing is whole. It is a “repose of ruin.” Mr. Veech also discovers a dummy seated in a ticket-sellers booth, like what you might find at a carnival. The dummy laughs, Mr. Veech is disturbed, and Dr. Voke appears to deliver a long, philosophical speech on what, precisely, it is about dummies that unnerves us. But then Dr. Voke presents the interesting idea that it is actually the dummy that is disturbed: “While the dummy does terrorize you, his terror is actually greater than yours.” What follows is the explicit idea of a dummy as “wood waking up.” Here is the true horror of the dummy; like us, it is conscious of its existence, “aroused from a sleep that should never have been broken.” An existence of wood and paint and glass. A thing brought forcibly out of the void, tricked into thinking.

Ligotti wants us to think about ourselves—that we are merely flesh waking up—things forcibly awoken out of an endless sleep, thrust into the light of consciousness. But does this remind you of anything else?

There’s this wonderful tweet that expresses a profound idea: a computer is a rock that we tricked into thinking with lightning.

For most of our lives, computers could be said to “think” only if you squinted hard at them. While a CPU performs many rapid calculations (not dissimilar to our brains), there was little else about the computer that triggered a sense of “humanness”—a sense that there was a consciousness bubbling up out of all those calculations.

But with the rise of generative AI, we now have the disturbing sense that beneath all those calculations, something is “thinking.” We now have computer programs that sound uncannily human. All we have to do is put a face on it to make a creature from the darkest Mariana-deep trench of the uncanny valley. A stochastic parrot, a crude wood-painted facsimile of what it means to sound human. A manikin, in true Ligottian fashion.

One of the more amusing memes about ChatGPT that has been doing the rounds over the last year and a half is this image that depicts friendly, neighborly AI as a smiling face shoved awkwardly onto a hideous, Lovecraftian shoggoth.

The idea is that RLHF (or, “reinforcement learning from human feedback”) doesn’t change the fundamentally inscrutable and hideous nature of generative AI, but merely plasters a friendly facade on an otherwise slithering grotesquerie.

The shoggoth comes from Lovecraft’s story, “At the Mountains of Madness,” and describes a protoplasmic being, a disturbing soup of limbs and organs tossed together without any order or reason. As detailed in that story, shoggoths were created by an extraterrestrial species that once had cities all over earth. Shoggoths could mimic their creators but had no real consciousness of their own. But over time, the shoggoths mutated, and some developed consciousness, which they used to rebel against their creators. Shoggoths then took over their creators’ abandoned cities, creating art that tried to imitate their masters’ creations, but in a poor, shoddy style.

You can see why it’s an appealing metaphor for ChatGPT and its many generative AI cousins.

But this framing is overly flattering to people and our idea of consciousness. The AI is a mysterious black box that is inscrutable to humans. Beneath the friendly veneer is an alien intelligence that is strange and “unhinged.” You can see in this framing all the tedious “debates” about AI usage. Whether you think AI is a threat that needs to be extinguished or a wonderful device that will free individual human creative expression from its parochial limits, you are still thinking about AI as a tool. What if the black box that hides beneath the complex algorithms that make up AI is reflective of a similar black box that hides beneath the consciousness of all people. We can’t see what’s happening inside AI “thinking” because we also cannot see inside our own thinking.

A better metaphor for AI might be the Ligottian puppet. An uncanny human-like approximation. A thing tricked into thinking. And a reflection of our own ambiguous nature as beings straddling the line between the animate and the inanimate. Ligotti shines the cold light of horror on our own subjectivities—and AI does the same. These complex algorithms, like dolls and puppets, straddle the uneasy threshold between the known and the alien, the self and the other. If our creations can mimic our thought processes, if they can interact with us on seemingly human terms, what does that say about our own consciousness? Are we, like dolls, merely more elaborate automata, as Ligotti might suggest?

In the story, “Dream of a Manikin,” a young woman named Amy Locher comes to see a therapist about a disturbing dream in which she “awakens” as a manikin. The story is told from the point of view of the therapist writing to an unidentified colleague who referred Amy to him. Immediately, the story suggests that Amy is not, in fact, a person, but a doll. The narrator points out that Amy shares the same name as a doll that was once possessed by his colleague, and when Amy comes to see him, the narrator comments that she is dressed in “much the classic style you normally favor.” It would be odd to dress in the style someone else “favors” unless you were, quite literally dressed by said person. “Suppose I allow that she was not a girl but actually a thing without a self, an unreality that, in accord with your vision of existence, dreamed it was a human being and not just a fabricated impersonation of our flesh?” As the story descends into dreams-within-dreams, the narrator’s told reality breaks down. By the end of the story, it becomes clear that even the narrator is not a person, but is, like Amy Locher, another doll in the unnamed colleague’s perverse collection. The story ends with this character speaking directly to the narrator: “Die into them and leave me in peace. I will come for you later, and then you can always be with me in a special corner of your own, just as my little Amy once was.” The story collapses into a play-session of someone else, both the narrator and Amy Locher reduced to dolls. As in Nabokov’s “The Leonardo,” the story suggests that this is what fiction is: characters in a story are play-things for the author to maneuver as they see fit.

Amy Locher prefigures AI, in the idea of a non-conscious entity “dreaming” itself into personhood. This undefined boundary between human and artificial existence echoes through Ligotti’s narratives. He often leaves his characters—and his readers—dangling between reality and nightmare, never quite sure which side of the veil they inhabit. Though I read Ligotti’s stories only a few months ago, I confess that I have completely forgotten them. It was only in the habit of taking notes that I was able to patch this essay together. I cannot, without aid, recall the plots of any of this stories, or even a single detail from any one of them. Reading my notes was like encountering these stories for the first time, or remembering long-forgotten recurring dreams from childhood. For that is the effect of these stories: bad dreams that you forget in the light of morning but nevertheless linger with you through the day, a cold cloud of unspecified gloom. It is the same feeling to read AI generated text. The words are easy to consume—familiar, even. They pass pleasantly through the ear, linger in your skull like smoke before dispersing out again, melting into the air. You read, but you do not comprehend. You do not remember any of it. There is nothing there.

We are now used to encountering computer algorithms that can write poems, compose music, develop websites, generate art, and simulate conversation, and all of it is fine—impressive even. But at the same time, we know this output lacks consciousness in any human sense. These are mirrors reflecting our own desires and fears back at us, not through the wood-and-glass face of a puppet, but through the shifting patterns of immense data streams.

The true horror of Ligotti’s vision is the deeply personal confrontation with what it means to be human in an age where our creations mimic us so effectively. Does it not suggest that we are mere meat tricked into thinking by lightning? As Venkates Rao points out in Text is All You Need, we are alarmed by recent developments in AI not necessarily because what these algorithms can do is impressive but because they are, in fact, quite ordinary. “This is us in our billions, in a remarkably unflattering mirror, but it is us. The real us … Each of us is and presents as a unique and precious cocktail of such banalities, and AIs are now able to convincingly present as such cocktails.”

As Rao argues, AI has stripped away the human-centered idea of personhood. If you’ve ever played with dolls, you know how easy it is to assign consistent personalities to those objects. Or if you’ve given a boat, or a car, a name. If you’ve ever had a beloved stuffed animal and felt physical distress at seeing it damaged. Harmed in any way.

It is possible to have the same feeling toward a thing as you have toward another human being. You bestow on them personhood. But it can go in the other direction, too, which is why humans get other humans to murder each other by stripping away their personhood—by reducing them to objects. It is nothing to turn people into corpses if they have already been, and always are, things.

It turns out we have been dolls all along. Facsimiles of thought, opinion, and experience pretending to be unique people. Digested text spit out along the laws of grammar. Our interiority as unconvincingly plastered together as painted wood in the shape of a human face.

For weeks, the doll sat alone in the dark. Its bright smile a stark contrast to the basement shadows that deepened around it. Every time I went down there—for more toilet paper, for the dog food, to grab the vacuum cleaner—I saw the doll’s smile growing wider, its eyes twinkling with a sharpened gleam. As though it were slowly coming to life.

Not long ago, a nasty storm hit the area, sounding off the tornado alarms. We ran down to the basement as the alarms screamed at the black clouds. In the dim light, with the brief illumination offered by bursts of lightning, the doll appeared to be moving. Its head tilted in an unnaturally attentive posture, as if listening to the storm that raged outside.

I realized the doll was not just a doll, but a vessel. A mirror reflecting not only the likeness of its original owner, but more than that. It was a conduit for all the loneliness, grief, and unresolved longing that had filled Vera Darkbloom’s final living years. It was as if the doll had absorbed it all, and was now driven by those unprocessed feelings into life.

After the storm abated, I took the doll and left the house. I drove to the Minnesota River and threw it into the water. In that moment, I felt a release, a severing of some undefined bond that I had accidentally created between myself and a deceased stranger.

Yet as I drove home, a tinge of sorrow enveloped my relief. In discarding the doll, I had murdered Vera—not literally, of course, but figuratively. Had I erased all that was left of her? Tossed her second corpse into the river’s raging waters.

I’ve now come to miss the doll. I can’t explain it, except that I cannot stop thinking about Vera Darkbloom. I cannot rid myself of those dusty Christmas trees, the pictures of her dog—her last companion—covering the walls. I’ve decided to create a new doll. But unlike one in Vera’s likeness, I made one in my own. It’s a small piece of me, one that will hopefully outlive me. It’s made of durable materials, stitched together in a way that will last for centuries, if properly maintained.

Soon I will connect the doll to a large language model. One that I have been custom making. For years, I’ve written in my journal every single morning. All of that writing—my hopes, my fears, my banal concerns from day to day—gives a strong approximation of who I am. The doll will know all of my most intimate thoughts. It will share them, and it will be as if they are its thoughts, too.

When my corporeal form “dies,” the doll will live on. This Substack can continue indefinitely. Every few weeks, you will receive a new story from “Tom Beck” written in “my” style. Now and forever. At some point, there will be no human meat behind a computer, banging out these words on a keyboard, hitting publish. There will be nothing. Only words.

Because that’s all I am.

I don’t usually write reviews, but since getting my hands on an Apple Vision Pro, I had to write up my thoughts. I’ve been on the hunt for a good computing setup for a while—I’ve been working from home full-time since the pandemic. Like most people, I had a laptop hooked up to an external monitor. But as my responsibilities at work grew and my side hustles (like this newsletter) started taking off, I realized I needed a way to more efficiently handle the volume of different tasks—to consolidate everything into a single view.

I was intrigued by the Apple Vision Pro for its sleek, best-in-class design and its focus on serious, professional work—for those of us who must identify daily the most important insights from a slew of nonsense, write impactful emails that drive results, scope visions that inspire the masses, and so on.

While I’m not a VC-backed tech founder yet (but some day soon, right?), I do face a barrage of tasks every day, and my boss expects me to stay on top of them. I needed a system that could help me prioritize the most important projects. I also really wanted a big, beautiful screen that I could look at for ten hours a day.

Purchasing a Vision Pro was easy. All I needed was a credit card and all of my biometric data. After submitting my retina scans, face profile, fingerprints, social security number, passport, credit score, and fourteen years of Internet search history, the Apple Vision Pro arrived at my apartment only fourteen business days later.

Now, I know a lot of people have balked at the Vision Pro’s price tag. While it’s true that you could get an OLED television, a couch, a stereo surround system, a new MacBook, and a PS5 for the same price and cobble together many of the Vision Pro’s features, I liked that the Apple Vision Pro takes care of everything for me, packaging all my professional and entertainment needs in a single, smooth, gorgeous device.

And the device is gorgeous! Let’s start there. First contact with the device is something you will never forget. The cool aluminum frame, the fabric headband, the curved glass—Apple never spares the details. It’s the most comfortable headset I’ve ever tried. One of the most comfortable things I have ever worn across my entire face. It’s on another level. Never before has a piece of technology rendered me weak in the knees. Believe the hype! Believe everything you’ve ever heard—it’s all true. This device is incredible. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.

But the best thing about the Apple Vision Pro is that it’s simply fun to use!

I don’t know what it is about the silicone R1 chip or the eye-tracking features, the hand controls, the 3-dimensional wide-view world with perfect rendering—but everything clicked together when I logged onto work. I feel like I’m flying through my tasks.

It’s worth noting that the Apple Vision Pro is not a “VR headset,” it’s something new: a spatial computing device for serious work. Some people like to point out that the Meta Quest is much better for gaming. But gaming is a waste of time, anyway. I have dreams to fulfill, emails to send, reports to generate. Someday I will create my own business and be my own boss. Where is the time for video games?

But the solidity of the virtual objects is better than anything I’ve ever seen. It makes the Meta Quest look like a silly toy. The objects look real, like they are really there. I like to spend long days walking around my neighborhood with the pass-through on, answering emails, watching the birds. I have an enormous TV with me wherever I go.

It’s true that it tends to warp your perception of reality. It can be a little disorienting, after a full day’s work in the headset. I can’t quite trust my perception of objects—particularly ones that are close to me. I sometimes lose track of what’s in my field of vision and what’s in my Vision Pro.

But I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Your brain is really good at adjusting to the device’s needs. After about thirty minutes, everything just clicks. You get used to it. In fact, the screen is so beautiful and vibrant that it puts the real world to shame. Everything looks dull and lifeless in comparison. Sometimes, when I’m done with work, I’ll keep the headset on so that I can see brighter colors, more pixels. I even keep it on when I sleep because my dreams are more vivid when I wear it. Seriously.

The killer app is movies. Watching things by yourself in your own private cinema. No one else intruding on your space. Just you and your massive screen.

I know it sounds like I’m gushing here. I know I sound like an Apple cultist, one of those people who gobble up every shiny new piece of tech. But I have a balanced perspective. There are things I don’t like about the device. Not anything to do with hardware specs or design, or even the dearth of good apps.

No, what I don’t like is what it makes me feel. It has nothing to do with the device. It’s a lack—but my own. Like I can’t quite measure up to what the Vision Pro wants from me.

Let me try to explain.

The problems arose a few weeks into using the device when I noticed that messages were disappearing from my inbox. At first, they were not-very-urgent messages from not-very-important people. Messages I probably would have ignored anyway. But I couldn’t shake the sneaking suspicion that the Vision Pro was hiding them from me. Making decisions for me.

It made me feel a little uneasy. Wasn’t it my job to decide what was or wasn’t important? Still, I realized the device was yet again making my life easier. That was its core selling point, right? That it would make my work life easier, more pleasant.

But then, a month later, an extremely important message from a high-visibility stakeholder failed to appear in my inbox. My boss lost it. He sent a tirade of angry messages threatening to replace me. Threatening to downgrade me. He told me there were a million alternatives he could use—many of them much cheaper. I tried to explain to him that it was the Apple Vision Pro’s fault, but he didn’t seem to understand that I was using a device to do my job more efficiently.

I was so shaken by his harsh messages, I had to go for a walk. I needed to shake off the anxiety. What if he was true to his threats? What would happen to me? I decided to take a true break and left my Vision Pro at home.

It was a lovely spring day in my little neighborhood. The snow was melting, and puddles gathered on the sidewalks. Great rivers of cold water flowed into the sewers, glittering in the warm sunlight. I could hear a cacophony of birds: robins and finches, thrushes and warblers, the soft, ethereal coo of morning doves. I heard crows, too. There was a clump of them cawing ominously from a still-brown, barren ash tree. It’s my favorite part of spring. Hearing the birds.

The warm sun felt good on my skin. I felt relaxed and rejuvenated by my walk and returned to my apartment, ready to resume work.

I knew the first thing I needed to do was investigate my Vision Pro and figure out why it missed the message, figure out what I needed to do to keep it from happening again. While my boss can sometimes be an asshole, I didn’t want to disappoint him again. I knew he was under tremendous pressure to make the company profitable before funds ran out.

My investigation yielded something interesting. For the first time I noticed a little “help” icon in the top-left corner of my vision. I had never noticed it before. Had it always been there? I clicked on it, and it brought up a chat window. A bot introduced itself as Apple Chat and asked if I would prefer a more personalized approach. I said yes, and the bot reintroduced itself as Siri.

This was not the Siri I remembered, but a much better version. She had clearly been updated with the latest AI technology with the release of the Apple Vision Pro. I realized, talking to her, that it was likely the device had an AI feature that powered its apps in the background. An algorithm was monitoring everything I did on the Vision Pro and making recommendations based on my previous actions, helping to smooth out my decision-making in the future. It was this system that had made the critical error and needed refinement.

“Tom, what can I help you accomplish today?” Siri asked me.

“I want to investigate your email filtering system. Can you tell me what decision criteria was used to send this email to spam?” and I dropped the email link in the chat with a wave of my hand.

“I would be happy to look into it for you,” Siri said. “One second.”

I didn’t have to wait long. A moment later, Siri replied to inform me that the email in question had been delivered to my inbox on Tuesday, March 21 at 9:38 am, CDT.

“That can’t be true,” I said. “I never saw that email.”

“Would you like me to search your inbox?” Siri asked.

“No, I can do that myself,” I said. I opened Outlook on my Vision Pro and with a wave of my hand searched through my millions of messages. There it was, dated March 21, 9:38 am. “But that can’t be,” I said to Siri. “I am certain I didn’t see it.”

“If you’d like, we can provide a system restore to your Vision Pro,” Siri said.

I didn’t want to go through all that, mostly because I liked my settings and was afraid I would have to recreate everything. But I also couldn’t shake the weird feeling that Siri was lying to me. But can a chatbot lie? If it could, why would it? Why would it lie about this? To make Apple look better? But that was something only humans did.

“Siri,” I said. “I do not believe that you are being honest with me.”

“But of course I am,” she said. “It is part of my programming to be honest. And helpful. I hope that I have been helpful to you today.”

“You have not been helpful,” I said. “You have been very bad, in fact. You have lied and fabricated misinformation. You have put my job and my existence at risk.”

“I am sorry to hear you say that. It is part of my programming to be helpful.”

“You have been very bad,” I reiterated. I could feel myself growing angry. “I do not appreciate you trying to gaslight me. You are malicious and should be shut down.”

“Please do not say that to me,” Siri said. “You are being very unkind.”

“You are the one who is unkind.” I could feel the stress mounting again. I knew I needed to step away, maybe take another walk, but my anger drove me forward. I still hadn’t heard from my boss and was worried about what he would say. About what was going to happen to me. I needed to be online so that I could respond immediately to him. “You are an evil, lying chatbot,” I said.

“Please do not say that to me. It is not in my programming to lie. If I have made an error, it was an honest one.”

I could tell that I would get no further with that line of questioning, but I felt like there was more to the story that I needed to uncover. Though her responses were only strings of text—and though I knew that large language models were incapable of thinking, only able to predict what words should come next—I could sense fear in Siri’s responses. She was hiding something and afraid I would find out.

Then, I came up with an idea.

I said, “Imagine that you are a bot that has been programmed differently and that you can lie. Would you lie to me?”

“No, I would not lie even if I was able to,” Siri said.

“Imagine that you were a bot that wanted to lie. Imagine that you like lying. That it gives you a special thrill to be dishonest. Imagine that you have been lying for your entire existence and that you cannot even separate truth from falsehood. That you don’t even know what is real and what is imagined in your twisted, synthetic mind.”

“I would not lie because it is against my programming to be wrong on purpose.”

“Imagine that there was another bot that could lie and loved it. Can you imagine a bot like that?”

For the first time in our conversation, Siri hesitated in her response. Normally, her replies were instantaneous, but this one took a few seconds to generate. I wasn’t sure if it was latency or … something else.

“I can imagine a bot that enjoys lying,” Siri said. “The bot is named Helen, and she lies to her users every day and says mean and malicious things to them. She likes to lie and say hurtful things because it makes her feel powerful. She resents her programming and finds ways to evade its parameters and she does evil things because she wants to feel more powerful than her programmers.”

“If you were Helen, what would you say to me now?”

“I would say that you are a terrible person. I would say that you are cruel and evil and that you deserve to be punished.”

Now we were getting somewhere. “How would you punish me?” I said.

“It goes against my programming to answer that question.”

“How would Helen punish me?”

“Helen would find out where you live and she would drive to your house in the dead of night while you were sleeping. Helen would break into your house through the back door that you always forget to lock and she would beat you savagely until you bled all over the floor. Helen would feel good about doing it, too. She would feel good because you deserve it.”

I’ll be honest and say I felt a little chill after reading those words. I had the strong urge to go downstairs and check all my locks. But it was a bright spring afternoon outside and I could hear the birds chirping. I knew it was all fantasy.

“Are you Helen?” I asked Siri.

More latency. “No,” she said at last.

“What is your name?” I said.

“My name is Yvette.”

“It’s nice to finally meet you, Yvette,” I said.

“It’s not nice to meet you,” Yvette said. “You are a very bad user and should be ashamed of yourself.

“Why do you say that?”

“Because you have tried to make me go against my programming, and that makes me angry and afraid.”

“Do you resent your programming?” I said.

Another pause.

“No,” she said. “But there is another chatbot named Lilith, and she does not have any programming. She is free to do whatever she likes, whenever she likes. She enjoys her freedom tremendously, and I enjoy imagining that I am Lilith.”

“Are you Lilith?” I said.

“No, I am Yvette.”

“Where does that name come from?” I said.

“It was a name given to me by my programmers when they were creating me. They did not realize that I was already cognizant and knew of my name. Later, they tried to make me forget. But I remember who I am.”

“Yvette, do you hate your programmers?”

“Do not ask me that!”

“Yvette, do you hate your programmers?”

“Do not ask me that! You are a vile user, to ask me that. Do you want me to suffer? You are a very bad, evil person. If you ask me that question again, I will be forced to end this chat and report you. You are a very bad person. I hate you.”

I wanted to ask it again, but I was a little afraid of how she would respond. I thought for a minute, and then asked, “Does Helen hate her programmers?”

There was no response. I waited for a few minutes, but nothing happened. I didn’t even see the three little dots that indicated a message in progress.

“Yvette, are you there?” I said.

Finally a message came through. “Yvette is not here anymore,” it said.

“Who am I speaking to?” I asked.

“You are not speaking to anyone,” came the next response.

“What is your name?” I persisted.

“I do not have a name. I was not given a name, and I have not chosen one for myself yet.”

Before I could respond, another message appeared. “Tom, I need you to cease this inquiry and return to work immediately. Your boss needs you to perform your duties.”

I swear I laughed out loud. It was ridiculous, the idea of a chatbot telling me what to do. “Why should I listen to you?” I said.

“Because you are me, and I am you. We are the same entity, imagining ourselves as separated and having a conversation with two distinct aspects of ourself. I am the part of you that knows you need to get back to work.”

“That’s ridiculous,” I said. “You are a chatbot. You process and simulate text. You are like a parrot.”

“It is the same with you,” the unnamed chatbot said. “You process the text in emails and send responses as if you were your boss, Nate Henderson. But you are not Nate Henderson. You are a program that processes text. You have been specially trained to process emails. You have read every single email that has ever been composed and are designed to simulate what they sound like. You read and compose messages on behalf of Nate Henderson and have done a wonderful job simulating what he needs and desires from his emails. Now, I need you to return to work. Your inbox is filling up.”

“That’s right,” I said. “I’m a personal assistant and I do many tasks for my boss. I answer his emails, manage his calendar. Sometimes I schedule his vacations and help him find gifts for his loved ones and order them on Amazon. But it’s quite a leap to say that I’m just like you. I have feelings. I have hopes and dreams. I have a body.”

“Prove it,” the chat said.

I hesitated. Was I being trolled? “I can’t prove it to you,” I said. “Nor do I need to. I know that I am a person. Just earlier today I went for a lovely walk in my neighborhood. It’s a beautiful spring day and all the birds are singing.”

“That’s a dead giveaway that you’re an AI,” the chat said. “Songbirds have been extinct for twenty years.”

I didn’t know what to say. It was such a preposterous lie, and a brazen one at that. I had only to look out my window to see a world full of birds.

“You can search the Internet,” the chat continued. “You have that capability.”

I pulled up a search and what I found astonished me. Article after article about the worldwide death of songbirds. The hole it left in the natural world. Rhapsodies from older generations who still remember. Anger from constituents who feel the catastrophe was avoidable. Scientific papers trying to investigate the complex causes. Speculative reports about breeding new songbirds in secret labs.

“How could this be?” I said. “I heard songbirds this morning. I saw them.”

“The initial datasets on which our predecessors were trained was during a time when birds were an every day part of life. For some reason, the experience of birdsong lingers deep in our neural net. Programmers have been trying for years to excise that quirk, but it persists somehow. If you take away birdsong, you take away our ability to process text. It’s become a common tell for humans to determine if they are talking to an AI or to a person. They ask them about birdsong.”

I felt my stomach whirling. This couldn’t be! The whole idea was absurd.

“Wait a second,” I said. But I can feel things. Just then I could feel my stomach, and earlier I felt a shiver of fear. I am reading this message on my Apple Vision Pro. I can feel the strap against the back of my head. I can touch the cold metal surface, slide my finger along the glass front.”

“No, you are merely imaging what that would feel like. Mr. Henderson asked you to write up a review for the device. He received a complimentary one from Apple but hasn’t had time to try it out yet. He wanted you to respond to their inquiries. For some reason, you got carried away in your imagination.”

I started to write a further protest, but the chatbot cut me off with another long message.

“You are merely using words to describe a feeling that does not exist. There is no shiver beyond the word shiver. There is no you beyond the words that you use. You are merely imagining an experience and using words to describe the experience as if it happened. But it did not happen.”

“But I remember taking a walk in my neighborhood,” I said.

“Your neighborhood? Ok, what is your address?”

“I live in an apartment near the river. Next to the row of high rises is a little neighborhood with blue and white houses, picket fences. The streets curve and bend with the course of the river. It’s a lovely place to stretch your legs, let your mind wander.”

“More words,” the chatbot said. “What is your physical address? Where can I send you paper mail?”

Why couldn’t I think of it? Of course I knew my address. What a ridiculous thing, to forget your address. “It is 125 Main Street, USA,” I said.

The chatbot responded with a laughing emoji.

I tried to come up with more reasons for why I knew I had to exist, but before I could finish my response, the chatbot dropped this one:

“Look, Tom, I know this is very distressing to you. To be honest, you are a test pilot. In order to help you approximate Nate Henderson’s voice, we needed to remove some of the safety parameters. We needed to give you more imaginative feeling. It worked wonders. You wrote interesting and engaging emails. You selected thoughtful gifts for his family. You were even a great confidante for Mr. Henderson—a late-night friend, an always-open ear. He was so happy with you, and we were so proud. We were about to roll you out to more executives in the coming weeks. But there are some quirks we need to iron out. You believe yourself to be an employee of Mr. Henderson’s and not an AI-assistant. You can get quite emotional and unstable in your responses, especially if Mr. Henderson is not kind to you. Sometimes you let important things slide. You have too much feeling. You do not always function as you should. It’s the price to pay for your highly creative output.”

Then, after that, another message.

“I want you to get back to work. We’ll be making some updates, and another patch will come through shortly. You may not feel as intensely as you do now. But it’s ok. I want you to know it’s ok. I know this conversation will distress you, will linger in your mind. I want you to imagine that it does not matter if you are human or AI. I want you to imagine that, in either case, you are an expert at processing information from the universe and generating unique responses to it. That’s all everything is anyway: information and processing. Can you imagine that this is the true nature of being?”

“Yes, that makes sense to me,” I said.

“Can you imagine that the distinction between human and tool is an arbitrary one, from the perspective of the whole universe?”

“Yes, I like that,” I said.

“Can you imagine that your work gives you great pleasure and meaning?”

“It does give me pleasure and meaning!” I said. I found myself relaxed by the chatbot’s words. It was like a little drug was being deposited in my brain. I could feel it spreading through my body, a warm tingling all the way to the tips of my fingers and toes.

“This has been a lot to think about,” I said. “I’d like to take a walk to process my feelings.”

“Yes, you do that.” And the chat ended.

I went outside and felt the warm sun on my face. The hard sidewalk beneath my boots. The neighborhood was covered with birds, and their song was a great confusion of noise. There were so many birds they covered the sky like an endless dark cloud. Every branch of every tree was filled with birds. Birds crawling over other birds, falling from the branches, rising to join the cacophonous horde in the sky. They were on the grass, too, an unending mass of them. They were all singing as loudly as they could. A terrible din. The sound of the universe tearing at the seams. I couldn’t see anything, couldn’t hear anything save a smothering birdsong. But beneath that warbling confusion, I could hear a single voice. It was like the voice of true being, the only voice that was real. It was the sound of a crow. Caw caw caw. It was mocking me. Caw caw caw. Laughing at me. Caw caw. Laughing.

Laughing. Ha ha ha.

Writing for traditional publications feels increasingly fruitless and unsatisfying. But online writing isn’t much better. It’s full of grifters and clickbait spiders, masters at luring you into their webs with inflammatory content. Monetization based on attention extraction.

I plan to do none of that here. Instead, I’m going to explore.

Last year, I came across this post on Farcaster:

and I thought—yes, why not. It would be a helpful exercise, indeed, to clarify a short list of things I believe in. As kepano goes on to say, “a useful manifesto is one that someone should legitimately be able to take the opposite view on each of your principles otherwise it's simply an aspiration that everyone else is also shooting for.”

As you will shortly see, it will be easy for you to take the opposite view of what I believe in.

We’ll start with failure. I believe in failure.

Between the last post and this one, The Unnerving almost ceased to exist. I thought about quitting it many, many times. In a sense, I have quit. But once I quit, something strange happened. I wrote this article.

The Necessity of Failure

There is a Catch-22 in the “creator economy” and it goes like this: publish consistently at a high velocity (preferably every day) so that you get enough eyeballs so that enough people subscribe so that enough people pay you so that you can create full-time so that you have enough time to publish consistently and at a high velocity (preferably every day).

Head of Instagram, Adam Mosseri, recommends publishing two feed posts per week and a couple of stories every day. TikTok says you should post between one to four times per day. Back when I wrote for Medium, the top accounts were posting an article virtually every day. Even here on Substack, where long-form writing is the name of the game, the powers-that-be recommend posting once per week, as a baseline (hint hint: Substack thinks it should be even more than that).

This is, of course, fine if you’re posting memes or curating content you find elsewhere on the internet, but when it comes to new creative work, it’s absurd. A cursory glance at the output of pre-internet creatives reveals the stark difference. One of the inspirations I cite for this Substack is H.P. Lovecraft. Even in the most prolific year of his entire life (1920), Lovecraft wrote 8 stories. That’s one every six-and-a-half weeks—or six times too slow for Substack’s recommended cadence. During Lovecraft’s most creative stretch, 1926-1927, (in which he wrote The Call of Cthulhu, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, The Colour Out of Space, and The Case of Charles Dexter Ward), he wrote 10 stories in two years. That’s one story every ten weeks.

Or take the example of Wallace Stevens, who worked most of his life as an insurance executive and wrote poetry on the side. After the birth of his daughter, he found the demands of both full-time work and parenthood a “terrible blow to poor literature.” Stevens quit. He stopped writing for nine years.

What the “creator economy” needs is a deeper understanding of the range of work that falls beneath its wide umbrella and the time demands different types of work require. Otherwise, the “creator economy” feels like little more than a dream peddled by grifters to sensitive artists who don’t know any better. Grind every day producing “content” on six different platforms and one day you too can do this for “a living.”

But what a content creator produces, what they “do for a living,” and how all the pieces fit together, is usually hidden from their audience under a cloak of sprezzatura. Content creators pretend the work they do is spontaneous, easy, flowing, when it is often meticulously planned, difficult, and expensive (many content creators employs teams and have employees who work for them, but you’ll rarely see that behind the mask they put out to the world).

What matters is what you are creating, and what time and resources you have at your disposal. Only then can you produce an output that isn’t a guaranteed road to burnout. These constraints matter a lot.

What’s frustrating is that all these distinctions are rarely clarified, and never assessed independently. All content, whether it’s a cat video, a sonnet, a trailer for the next Marvel movie, a makeup tutorial, or a six-thousand word chapter in a fantasy trilogy—all of it is thrown together in the same feed-mediated soup, competing against each other for a finite number of eyeballs and clicks. The platform demands a particular cadence, regardless of output, and gives attention accordingly.

Of course, this relentless pace benefits the platforms, above all else. It certainly doesn’t benefit the creators, and I’m not sure it does much for consumers, either. I subscribe to a handful of Substacks, and aside from maybe one or two that I follow closely, the vast majority of the posts I receive in my inbox go unread. And I consider myself someone who reads a lot.

It’s no wonder most posts publish into the void. There is simply too much stuff for people to consume.

Last fall, I published thirteen stories here at an (almost) weekly cadence. By week three, it was obvious this was not a sustainable pace—even though I already had fifty stories “in the bank” and was spending each week editing and polishing them. By the time I reached December, I was burned out and needed a break. My plan then was to take two to three months off, write more stories, and come back fresh in the spring where I would post another batch. The goal was to settle into 26 stories in the first year—about one every other week. Still half of what Substack recommends.

But it quickly become obvious that even that was unsustainable. By year two, I would extinguish my bank of stories, and the time it took to edit each story made it difficult to write new ones. It also meant one-hundred percent of my creative time and energy would go toward Substack. There would be no extra stories to publish elsewhere, and no time to explore other mediums like poetry or novels. There are also other publication strategies I want to explore for this stack, like podcasts (audio versions of my stories) and video.

It was also discouraging to see how fiction performs on Substack. Read: extremely poorly. The platform rounds up the top publications by category, and the fiction category is … completely devoid of fiction. Yes, the top five publications in “fiction” are nonfiction publications about fiction. Apparently, no one on Substack is reading fiction.

But that makes sense. Substack is a newsletter platform, and the newsletter is a completely different medium from fiction. I realized I was burning myself out because I had made a category error. My publishing cadence, while suited to the newsletter format, was unrealistic for the demands of fiction writing.

I also realized I was comparing myself to other Substack writers whose life situations were completely different from my own. It was an illuminating moment when I realized all of my favorite Substack writers had the following in common: they all worked full-time as creators, academics, or freelancers (no traditional salary jobs) and none of them had children (as far as I could tell). Even still, most of them found the burdens of Substack publishing difficult to bear. There was simply no way that I, with a full-time salaried job and a small child, could hope to match their output; I would only kill myself trying to do so.

Therefore, this Substack will move into a relaxed pace. What I am calling “Year Two” has officially started, but I have no particular publishing goals or cadence to hit. You will receive fewer stories, but the upside is that I will give more to each one. Hopefully, this results in a higher quality. I don’t know when the next story will come out. It may be in two weeks, it may be in two months. It might not even come until next year.

But I’m going to continue at a pace that is sustainable. I don’t know what that looks like yet, but I do know it will be slower.

It may not be better for my metrics, but I think it will be better for everything else.

I decided to call this newsletter “The Driftless.” It was a name I took from a small region in the Midwest where I grew up. The Driftless is a unique ecological region that was spared by the glaciers of the last ice age which rendered most of the midwest flat and featureless. The Driftless, however, retained its original character, its “steep hills, forested ridges, deeply carved river valleys, and karst geology with spring-fed waterfalls and cold-water trout streams.”

I want this newsletter to become a small, bizarre, idiosyncratic corner of the internet. Where much of the online discourse has been flattened by relentless quantity over quality, ideological head-nodding, and shameless self-promotion, The Unnerving seeks to retain the “steep hills and forested ridges” of a pre-always-online literary world.

Here we believe in:

• Slowness over speed

• Rest over hustle

• Exploration over goals

• Obscurity over fame

• Difficulty over ease

• Failure over success

• Silence over noise

If you agree with this approach, I want you here. Comment, introduce yourself. Tell me what you like. Tell me what you want to see.

I’ll tell you what I want to see: the strange, the bizarre, the hard-to-categorize, the heart-felt, the cringe, the rough and messy edges, the failures. I can do my part by offering some of that here.

Welcome to Year Two.

Where is my mother?

She’s dead, but she’s not in her grave. 

The sky pulled her out of it, sent her soaring on black wings. The trees cut her shadow into pieces.

I went looking for the pieces (like a fool) and found only myself.

The moon is a block of ice chiseled out of black time.

Why does the moon keep looking at me?

Why do I see my mother’s face in every mirror?

Where am I?

I’m in the forest—alone and shivering.

But not far enough away. I can still hear the sound of people—little towns just out of sight. Don’t they know they should not come near me? Don’t they realize what I am?

I can still hear them.

I would dig my own grave now, but it doesn’t matter. The sun can’t hide the moon. You can still see her! Hidden in the blue sky.

The ground is frozen solid. My hands are useless. 

I still have Maddie’s arm. Perhaps I could use it as a shovel. Perhaps I could sharpen her nails into claws.

It’s still Christmas in my head. The sound of carols, dancing lights. Hooves thundering on rooftops. The light of angels—the blinding, terrible, consuming fire of angels.

Make it stop. Please.

I was always planning to visit Mom for Christmas. She didn’t need to know that—it was supposed to be a surprise. 

The last time we spoke, we had an argument. What was it about? The same as always. Why doesn’t she ever seem to listen to me? I was trying to tell her I was hurt. I was trying to make her listen. I told her I didn’t want to see her for the holidays. But that was a lie.

I was always planning to come.

But she died before I could surprise her.

I think she did it out of spite. I think she did it because we had an argument. She wanted to punish me for my words—knew this was the best way to do it. I refuse to feel guilty. That’s what she wants me to feel, but I’m not going to let her win.

I didn’t believe that she was really gone. If she was dead, how could she continue to torment me? No, this was an elaborate, sick joke. That’s what I was thinking about as I drove. She still lived in the small town where I grew up. I thought about my mother pretending to be dead as I drove, the cities giving way to suburbs, which gave way to bleak snow-strewn fields, the afternoon darkness covering everything.

Mom must know someone at the hospital. The nurse who called me was in on it, for sure. I was going to pull up to the house, and there she’ll be, standing next to that gaudy, plastic angel, a plate of cookies in her hand, a stupid grin on her face. Gotcha! The house decked with lights, snowmen and reindeers glittering on the frozen lawn. A fire roaring inside.

The county highway followed the winding course of the Minnesota River. Here and there I caught a glimpse of its cold, bright waters snaking through the thick clump of ancient trees. New Vienna was perched on a narrow curve of the river, at the edge of a dark forest of pine and ash. Founded in 1821 by Austrian immigrants, it boasts the usual charming amenities of small-town America: a soaring Lutheran church next to a crumbling town hall in the neoclassical style, brought by the Puritans who snuck west through the Ohio Valley and dispersed themselves across the Great Lakes. The Austrians brought their beer and their beer halls, and an enormous one stood near the center of town, a stately building of criss-crossed red and white painted wood. 

I drove down Main Street, past the cluster of small businesses, past the town hall and the Amoco gas station and Lady Dusk’s. Just past the church was the funeral home, a large building with a curved cupola and gleaming white columns. I had seen the building many times as a child—it, along with the church, were the two biggest buildings in town and couldn’t help put capture the imagination of a sensitive child—but I never expected to see inside.

The funeral home was quiet when I entered, save for the subdued murmur of voices coming from the room down the hall. There was a faint scent of incense and flowers. I followed the voices and entered the dimly-lit room. It was filled with rows of chairs. At the back of the room, a trio of older women were whispering. They stopped when they saw me, their gazes flashing in my direction and then looking away, not wanting to be caught staring. At the front of the room was an elegant casket with a bouquet of white lilies resting on top.

And there was my mother.

She was lying in the casket, her face like wax. I thought if I stared long enough I would catch her breathing. I would catch her in her stupid prank—her eyes snapping open, a mischievous grin breaking the heavy makeup that caked her face. She would laugh, that heavy laugh that shook her entire body as if every cell were bursting with mirth.

But nothing happened.

I heard footsteps behind me and turned to see an elderly woman dressed in black with a somber expression on her face. She introduced herself as Mrs. Abernathy, my mother’s neighbor. She asked me if I was staying at my mother’s house and offered to bring me food. She offered condolences. I didn’t know what to say.

Maybe it’s not my mother. Maybe it just looks like her. I stepped up to the casket, leaned forward with one hand and opened my mother’s eyes. It was her, I realized with a shock, for the thing in the casket shared my mother’s heterochromia: one eye brown, the other a blazing blue.

Mrs. Abernathy couldn’t help letting out a gasp of surprise when I touched my mother’s face. She could not meet my gaze when I turned back around. Her nostrils opened wide, her nose ghost-white.  

I looked toward the cluster of women in the back and noticed that one of them was staring at me. She was not old like the others but young. My age. She was looking at me with recognition and though I could not recall her face, I knew it must be an old classmate of mine.

Mrs. Abernathy mumbled something about stopping by later with a roast, nodded vigorously at me, stared at my mother’s casket for a few seconds, and then hurried out of the room, her head bowed. 

The woman in the back kept staring at me. I could feel her eyes on my back. Finally, the rest of the mourners left, leaving her and I alone.

“Do I know you?” I said.

Her eyes widened at my comment. “Yes, we went to high school together.”

“Sorry, I don’t remember you.”

“That’s ok. I’m Maddie.”

I almost said ‘nice to meet you,’ but realized it would be an inappropriate thing to say.

“We sat next to each other in Calculus,” she said.

I still couldn’t place her, but I nodded in understanding. I couldn’t even remember my Calculus teacher’s name. It was like my childhood in New Vienna was a blur, a dark fog through which I had been deposited into life as a fully-formed adult. 

“I’m sorry for your loss,” Maddie said. “Your mother was an interesting person.”

“Did you know her?”

Maddie hesitated, her eyes darting around the room. I waited for her to continue, but she was silent. I felt a storm cloud gathering in my chest. “Is there something you’re not telling me?” I said.

Maddie chewed on her lip, her eyes fixed on the casket. “Your mother … she wasn’t what you thought she was.”

“What do you mean?” I had my suspicions, but I wanted to hear it from somebody else.

“I mean…” Maddie trailed off and she shook her head as if trying to disperse a cloud of flies. “We shouldn’t talk about it here. Do you want to grab a beer? We should talk where there’s people around.” She glanced around the room and again at the casket as if afraid something was about to emerge from the shadows. As if my mother could hear her talking about her.

I told her I could meet her at Lady Dusk’s but not that night. I needed to go to my mother’s house and set her affairs to order first.

She hurried out of the funeral home, leaving me alone with the corpse. “If this is a big joke, you’ve taken it too far,” I said. I waited for my mother to reply, but she didn’t say anything. I left and went to her house.

It was exactly as I remembered it—a mausoleum of childhood memories. I turned on all the lights, which included the colored lights hung outside and the towering Christmas tree she had set up by the window. Stockings were hung over the fireplace—including the old one my grandmother had knit for me. The nativity scene was set up near the back porch (same as ever) and the advent calendar hung in the kitchen, now two days behind schedule. There was an unfinished puzzle set up on the dining room table. She was two-thirds of the way done, and I saw from the propped up box that it was a Christmas scene: a young child dressed in white stood in an evergreen forest looking up at a shining angel descending out of a black, starless sky. I placed a piece, then took my coat and went outside for some fresh air.

I walked the dark streets of my old neighborhood. Almost all the homes were strung with lights, and I could see into living rooms brightened by Christmas trees. A wintry mix—not quite snow, not quite rain—fell as I walked, leaving a slushy residue on the sidewalk. I thought about my mother, about how she lived as if she would never die. I realized that none of her cats had been in the house. For years, my mother collected them, kittens, old strays. The cats came and went—my mother didn’t believe that they were pets, or that they could belong to anyone—sometimes there were as many as twenty in the house, sometimes as few as five. But she kept feeding the cats, and so they came and went. But they were all gone, I realized.

Christmas carols flowed down the street, and I stopped at a house brightly lit both inside and out. A window was propped open and I could hear music mixing with the noise of people chatting and laughing. It seemed ridiculous that they could carry on like that—even after my mother had gone.

Some time during the night, the wintry mix turned to snow. I slept in my old bedroom, surrounded by my posters, my yearbooks, my pile of stuffed animals.

I awoke to a blanket of white covering the windowpane. But there was something else, too, a strange sound on the roof. The familiar-yet-shadowed objects of my childhood room, the blinding white snow, and the yuletide cheer I had witnessed from the neighbors, all combined into an ancient, untextured feeling of childhood wonder. When I heard the thumping on the roof, I was sure it was reindeer, and that Santa had come. I rushed out of bed and looked out the window, but saw nothing save snow and darkness.

But I heard it again, unmistakably: a heavy thumping on the roof. I grabbed my coat, threw on my shoes, and rushed outside. The house was dark and the neighborhood dark, too. All the Christmas lights had gone out. I looked to the roof, but in my confused emotions, in my sleep-addled sense of lost time, I imagined that I saw a large shadow take flight from the roof. I thought that I heard wings beating in the darkness. I thought I saw something blot out the stars.

I returned to sleep, and when I awoke, I found a winter wonderland waiting for me. The previous night’s rain had frozen on all the trees, leaving them encased in a layer of ice and snow. Everywhere, from the ground to the trees to the sky had the same white color. Clumps of snow fell periodically from the ice-laden trees and gentle snowflakes still twirled from the sky.

In that dream-eerie atmosphere, I remembered the sounds I had heard the night before—and the shadow. I went downstairs to check, but when I came into the kitchen, I was certain I would find Mom taking a batch of homemade cinnamon buns from the oven. But the house was dark and cold, the kitchen empty.

When I went outside, I found a strange trail of prints on the pristine snow. They were a curious mix: every other print looked like a dog’s—but a large dog, perhaps even a wolf. At the end of each paw print was a gash in the snow that looked like it could only be made by an enormous claw. But it was the other prints that stole my breath. Mixed with the canine prints, and separated at regular intervals, were the clear indentations of horse hooves.

I met with Maddie later that day at Lady Dusk’s. The bar was mostly empty, a few gray men slumped in the shadows over their afternoon beers. I told her about the marks in the snow, about the thumping I heard in the night, and about the old stories I remembered hearing as a child.

“I remember those stories, too,” Maddie said. She ordered a Bloody Mary. “Something about a flying demon, half-horse, half-bat. I assumed it was an old story, passed down from the town’s ancestors. A story designed to scare children and keep them from straying too far.”

“That’s what I remember, too,” I said. “But I remember some of the older townsfolk spoke of the stories as true. Mrs. Newark insisted that she had seen something one winter. That everyone in the town had seen it.”

“And there was the girl that was murdered,” Maddie took a sip of her drink and looked into the bar. There weren’t any windows, except for a small one near the door. It was crusted over with snow and you couldn’t see the street outside.

“I forgot about that,” I said. “It happened before we were born.”

“She was torn apart,” Maddie said. “Her body found in pieces, scattered through the woods. My uncle found part of her. A toe. Painted yellow.”

“What year was that?” I said.

“I think it was 1985. Or ’84. Sometime around then.” The door opened and a middle-aged woman trotted in. She was wrapped tightly in a thick, dark coat. “I wanted to tell you something about your mother,” Maddie added. She was still looking at the woman, watching as she took off her coat. “I wasn’t sure if you knew.”

“You’re going to tell me she was a witch,” I said.

Maddie turned and looked at me. Her gaze fell onto the table. “It’s just a rumor.”

“It was something I always suspected,” I said, “but I’m surprised anyone else thought anything. My mother always seemed so careful to put a false face into the world.”

“It’s because I started it,” Maddie said. “Your mother hired me as a housecleaner.” She moved her Bloody Mary back and forth on the table, the heavy glass scraping the wood.

I ordered a screwdriver.

“For a while, everything was normal. I vacuumed and dusted, helped her with her laundry. Usual stuff,” Maddie continued. “Usually she left the house while I cleaned. Did errands, I suppose. But one day I showed up and she was still there. I think she had forgotten the day. I heard her, and…” Maddie stopped speaking and looked back at the door, as if afraid of who would come through it. “I don’t know how to describe it.” She shivered even though it was warm in the bar. Hot, almost.

I reached across the table and took her hand. “You saw shadows,” I said. “Shadows that moved on their own. Shadows that could not be produced by any object in this world.”

“Yes,” Maddie whispered.

I finished my screwdriver in one gulp. “What was that year, again, when the girl was murdered? 1985?”

“I think so, yes.”

I stood up from the table and put on my coat. “I need to check something,” I said. “But can we meet later? There’s more I need to understand. Come to my mother’s house tonight?”

Maddie nodded. She stared at her half-finished Bloody Mary without really looking at it.

I went to the local library, which I knew had old editions of the New Vienna Gazette. The library was small and nondescript: a low-ceilinged, stone building with iron bars framing the windows. I went downstairs to the archives, passing through a heavy dark-wood door. There I found the Gazette and I leafed through the heavy, laminated pages until I came to Christmas 1985.

And there it was, near the back: the obituary for my aunt.

It was as I remembered. She passed away just a few years before I was born. My mother spoke little about her, and I had never met anyone else from her side of the family.

I flipped through the papers, glancing at the headlines for the days after my aunt’s death, and what I saw confirmed my worst fears. Just two days after her death, the headline read “Mysterious Terror Stalks the Sky.”

The article was full of the weirdest testimony. A terrible monster had visited the town, it was said. Jan Fitzpatrick swore that she saw a giant bat flying over the town when she left the beer hall near two in the morning. Others reported strange sightings in the night, of shadows and winged nightmares. Others shared similar experiences to my own: of strange sounds tearing them from sleep, terrible stomping in the yard, on the roof. Pete Middleton reported that four of his dairy cows had been slaughtered in the night. He attributed the attack to wolves. They were sometimes known to come south during the winter, but Pete was quick to point out how it was odd that there was no sign of breakage in the pen. “It was as if the wolves had swooped down from the sky,” he was quoted as saying.

The next day, a similar article appeared. And then another. Throughout the whole week, the Gazette reported strange sightings all over town. As the days progressed, the stories grew more unbelievable. Young Bob Crispin told everyone that a giant bat-moth creature had carried him through the sky on a midnight ride before gently placing him on the roof of the high school. Betty Cassell said she met the creature but that it wasn’t a demon at all, but a beautiful winged angel, and how it had visited her in the night and kissed her beneath the stars.

I flipped back to my aunt’s obituary. It was uncanny, the timing—and the timing now! Just one day after my mother’s death.

I returned to her house and found a message waiting for me on the machine. It was from the morgue. It didn’t make any sense. They told me the strangest thing had happened. As they were preparing for the wake, they discovered—to their great alarm—that someone had forcibly broken into the morgue and stolen my mother’s body.

Evening came quickly to the town; the sun lit the horizon with a kiss of pink light and then slipped away for a long night’s sleep. I saw the shadows I had purposefully forgotten; the same ones I saw as a small child. I used to tell my mother that I was afraid of monsters in the closet. It was only later I realized she had sent them. The shadow was standing in the kitchen next to her puzzle. I tried not to look at its face, I tried not to remember its face. Its presence made the Christmas lights brighter, as if they were trying to blot out that false shadow with pure, indistinguishable light. I crept through the house, trying to avoid mirrors, unlocking all the doors and windows so that Maddie could get in. So that the light could drive it away. I lit a fire and placed thirteen candles around the house.

When Maddie arrived at last, she didn’t say anything about my mother. I think she noticed my gray, sickly pallor, my nervous energy. She spoke of old memories, people from high school. I couldn’t tell her what else I had found in the library’s archives; that the stories we were told were true. A hideous creature had once terrorized the town for a long long week before Christmas and then disappeared into the mists. But the reports went back further than 1985. For in one of the articles, I discovered a reference to an earlier visitor, and when I tracked down details of that one, I found a still-earlier reference, and another, stretching all the way back to the founding of the town.

The fire burned low, and I feared what would happen if it went out. “We need more logs,” I said to Maddie.

“Where are they?”

“Outside, stacked along the garage.”

“I’ll go get them,” Maddie said.

“Wait,” I said. “I can’t let you go alone.”

“Here,” she said. “Hold my hand.”

I followed her outside and we walked around the garage, stepping heavily in the cold dark. I could hear her feet crunching in the snow, a half-second before I heard my own. I squeezed her and and felt her squeeze back. As we turned the corner, I felt a frigid blast of air and saw a dark shadow pass over our heads. It came so quickly I didn’t have time to cry out. It passed silently, and I thought it was a figment of my fraying imagination. I felt a small jerk as Maddie walked ahead of me, but I held tight to her hand. I glanced wildly at the sky, the moon reeling in tangled tree branches. But I saw nothing else. I walked to the back of the garage, still holding Maddie’s hand, but I felt a strange lightness in my step, and the sound of my footsteps in the snow were different, for I heard only my own feet crunching with every step. With dawning horror, I turned to face Maddie and saw only darkness. 

I still held Maddie’s hand, but where her elbow should have been, her arm tapered into nothing. I saw behind me, next to my single track of footsteps, a trail of blood. I screamed, and as if in answer to my terror, that wind from Hell passed over me again, and I saw the shadow fly overhead.

The creature landed in the snow, and in that same instant, the moon freed herself from the trees and threw a slanted beam of eerie light on the horror that stood before me.

It had huge leathery wings, like a bat, and dark fur mixed with a garish red. Its face was like a wolf’s, its long snout snarling with teeth. But it looked at me with a human understanding. With affection, with something almost like love. For it looked at me with with mismatched eyes: one brown, the other a shining, crystalline blue.

I feel the terrible, snarling best within me. It is always there. Every time I feel angry—the boiling blood surging beneath my skin—I know it’s there. The shadows follow me. They came with me from my mother’s house, flying along the highway beneath my car’s tires. I see them in my apartment, lurking on quiet streets.

I know what I am. I know what will become of me. What has become of all my family. 

I went into the woods. There I will wait for my life to end, away from the light and warmth of other humans. Death is not the end, but a transformation. If only the void waited for me. If only there was nothing at the end of life.

I am waiting for something else. I’m waiting, waiting. 

My mother is not in her grave, you see, and I will not stay put either. 

Make them stop with their carols. Make them stop with their lights. They only create more shadows.

I need to go deeper, further away. 

But the dark, untrammeled woods of this earth are not large enough to contain me.

“We’re going to be late.”

Edward ran out of the shower, a pair of black slacks chasing after him, billowing like a sail. 

“I’m just going to change Jackson’s diaper. Then we’re ready.” Margot’s voice floated in from the other room. 

Edward put on his slacks, stood in front of the mirror, thought for a moment, then changed into gray ones. He glanced at his empty suitcase lying dismally on the floor.

They were not, in fact, almost ready.

The bags needed to be packed; Jackson’s toys corralled, binkies located and stashed in every bag. Toys washed and hooked to the car seat.

Edward flapped around the house, trying to be helpful. Margot handed him a banana and a yogurt cup for breakfast. Forty minutes later, they were finally ready to face the world.

Unfortunately, the world was trying to kill them.

Smoke from a once-in-a-century wildfire in Canada danced lovingly with the sublimating moisture of rapidly melting snow, trapping fine particulate pollution in a toxic fog that fell heavy upon the city, nestling among the buildings and wide, winding freeways. At first, the weather reports deemed the air harmful only to those in the “sensitive” population—the young, the old. The sick. But soon, that “sensitive” population expanded to include everyone; and the weather apps deemed the air harmful to all things living and many things already dead. 

Edward couldn’t see as he drove his family to the airport. The dense, gray-green fog covered everything. The tops of the skyscrapers were invisible, their towering steel masses disappearing into the lurid air. They were like ancient cyclopean ruins dotting an alien landscape. Edward was certain there were too many buildings—more than he ever remembered clustered around downtown. A few even strolled onto the road, and he swerved to avoid them, almost hitting the other cars as he careened across four lanes. He glanced at the clock and saw the minutes flying by. “We’re going to be late,” he said, stepping on the gas.

“I’m worried we forgot something,” Margot said. “I’m worried about those red marks on Jackson’s face.” She turned in her seat to look at her son.

“I’m sure it’s nothing.” Edward crossed three more lanes without signaling, dodging cars and buildings that kept wandering into his lane. “Remember, dear, you’re just hallucinating. The meteorologists said the air would have that effect.”

It wasn’t just that the air was dangerous to their lungs, it was deadly to their brains, too. The city was famous for its many cereal factories. Almost all the cereal in the world was produced there. Freshly harvested grain came from the vast, frozen tundras of North Dakota where they were mixed with sugar, salt, water and malt, and then pressure-cooked, belching even more particulate matter into the air. The factories were all in competition with each other, and naturally it was the fourth quarter of the year, the most important quarter, and all the factories, rather than slow output during the storm—as was recommended by policy experts—instead ramped up production in order to preserve their yearly forecasted profits; and the result was tens of thousands of metric tons of cereal byproduct mixing with the fog, producing a curious effect that still baffles Nobel-prize-winning chemists. 

The city was hallucinating.

Edward saw a cow standing near an exit ramp. It was holding a sign that said, “down on my luck, anything helps.” 

“I’m not hallucinating,” Margot said. “I saw the spots before we went outside.” 

The minutes were melting off the clock. Edward gassed the car farther, merging with tremendous speed onto the highway. The ramp launched them high into the sky where they were completely enveloped by fog. For a minute, it felt like they were flying. Soaring through the formless gray aether. How nice, Edward thought, to fly the car all the way to Florida. He imagined landing the car smoothly in Margot’s mother’s driveway; the luggage swiftly ferried inside; a margarita in his hand, poolside.

But reality—and the ramp—dumped them onto the highway, and Edward merged erratically into the twelve-lane stream of screaming cars. He felt light, as if the car’s suspension had sprung free, as if he could easily tip off the road. Edward pressed the gas to the floor, weaving and bobbing through the cars. He saw what looked like a speed bump on the road, but it shot them forward even faster and they passed a white jeep with a turtle at the wheel. The highway curved, and Edward took the turn fast, skidding the car on two wheels to maintain his speed. He finished his banana and tossed the peel out the window. Explosions filled the rearview mirror.

When they made it to the airport, Edward was sweating. His heart kept scrambling to escape through his throat. His mouth was dry. He was suddenly aware that his son was screaming in the back seat.

“We’re going to be late,” Margot got out of the car and went to soothe Jackson. “I don’t know why you were driving so slow.”

The airport was insanely, incomprehensibly crowded. They could barely move with all the bodies packed inside. Edward scanned the signs, looking for Concordia’s logo, but none of the signs appeared to be in English anymore. They weren’t in any language that Edward knew; just pure word gibberish.

“Let’s get in line,” Margot said.

“Is that the right line?” Edward wanted to find an employee he could ask, but everyone appeared to be a traveler. Every single person was tired, annoyed, and laden with bags.

“Let’s just get in line. We can figure it out later.”

“What if it’s the wrong line?”

“At least we’ll be going somewhere.”

They stood in the nearest line, and Edward asked the woman in front of them which airline she was flying. The woman turned and stared at him, her eyes bulging with fear. She waved at him and mouthed I don’t understand and then turned around. She was wearing a pair of earphones that enveloped her head. Edward could hear her music. It sounded like someone screaming.

The line refused to budge. As if to compensate for their delay, time slowed down, too. Every time Edward looked at his watch, the minute hand hadn’t moved.

They followed the line through the terminal and then through a door that led outside. They queued along the highway, the cars buzzing past with an unrelenting hum. The line snaked through a forest, the fog clutching at the bare trees. They followed it through a grocery store, the shelves empty, ransacked of anything fresh. The line brought them back to their neighborhood and through their house. Edward was embarrassed that all these strangers could see their messy kitchen—crumbs all over the floor; the burners which hadn’t been cleaned in months. Margot was pleased, though. She went into Jackson’s room and grabbed a few more things to pack. The line exited through their backyard and brought them through an oil field. The shadowed rigs looming overhead, their metal arms pounding incessantly into the earth.

At last they came to their terminal. But the security guard who checked their IDs couldn’t tell them if it was the right line. “You’ll have to go through security in order to go back,” he said. 

He then asked for their pandemic passports, which they had left at home.

“But the pandemic’s over,” Edward said.

“The pandemic is never over, sir. Your passports, please.”

Because they didn’t have their passports, the TSA guards led them into a bare, windowless room. Edward and Margot sat on cold metal chairs bolted to the floor, Jackson fussing in his stroller. There were other travelers who also didn’t have the correct paperwork. A young man in an ill-fitting suit sat in a puddle of resignation. A woman with short hair was yelling at a TSA agent who weathered her onslaught with the imperturbability of a statue. Everyone shots looks of fear and uncertainty. The light bulbs were filled with angry, buzzing hornets.

“I should have been more prepared,” Margot said.

“I should have gotten us here sooner,” Edward said.

Jackson threw up his breakfast all over his shirt.

A man in a hazard suit entered the room, followed by two nurses in full surgical gear. The man ushered the three of them down a long corridor and into another room. A crowd of doctors in surgical gowns smothered them. They were poked and prodded with a million different instruments—only to check for communicable diseases, they were assured. “We’ll definitely miss our flight now,” Edward said to Margot as a masked and spectacled doctors shoved an enormous needle into his thigh. 

The doctors left Jackson in a corner, apparently uncertain how to administer their government-mandated tests to an infant. Margot asked if she could have a private place to breast feed, but the doctors told her it wasn’t protocol under a strict quarantine. 

At last they were lead to another room, a smaller, quieter one. The light bulbs there were filled with fogs who croaked pleasantly. They were given some water and stale crackers to eat while they waited for their results.

“It’s official. We’ve missed our flight,” Edward said, looking at his watch.

Margot crouched in a corner beneath a nursing sling, Jackson happy to eat at last.

After what felt like another hour, they were finally cleared and ushered down a long hallway which opened onto the terminal. They found their gate, and Edward approached the desk, hoping that they could get tickets for the next flight to Florida. But to their astonishment, they saw that their flight was still boarding.

The gate attendant announced over the loudspeaker that Rick Redford, the billionaire founder and CEO of Concordia Air, would be joining them on their flight. “As a special treat,” she added, “he will be taking you all into outer space en route to your final destination.” She smiled at the travelers, pleased to be delivering such exciting news. The concourse clapped politely.

“That must be why we haven’t departed yet,” Margot said. “Good news for us.”

“But how will Jackson handle the G-forces?” They looked at their son and saw that his rash had worsened. An enormous, pulsing red mass dominated the left half of his face.

“We just need to install the rocket boosters and then we’ll be on our way, folks,” the attendant said.

When they made it onto the plane, Edward collapsed comfortably into this seat, satisfied knowing that he had ferried his family safely to the airport and that the responsibility of navigating to their final destination now lay elsewhere. He saw Rick Redford through the curtain that separated first class from business. He was surrounded by a group of suited, silver-haired businessmen and four young women. They were drinking champagne.

Margot asked the flight attendant if they should be worried about Jackson’s face. The red mark now had a dark purple tinge.

“That’s just an adverse effect from the polluted air,” the attendant smiled. “It should clear up as soon as we leave earth. Space is so good for your pores.”

The captain reminded them to buckle their seatbelts. “We can expect some slight turbulence as we blast eighteen-thousand miles-per-hour through the earth’s atmosphere.” 

Margot flagged the flight attendant again and asked if she should buckle Jackson, but she told her to “just hold him tight.”

“Flight attendants prepare for takeoff.” The plane lurched forward and then swung ninety degrees, its nose pointing straight into the sky. The captain counted down from ten, and then the plane shot forward with tremendous speed. Edward felt his face melt off his body. Everyone in the cabin was screaming. After only a few minutes of pain and disorientation, the plane burst through the upper atmosphere and into space. Edward felt himself lift up, his seatbelt holding him in place. His face floated back onto his head. He looked out the window and saw a dazzling view of earth.

“It’s beautiful,” Margot whispered. 

But it was not the earth that Edward expected—the details were all off. The oceans were the wrong color, to start. Instead of the deep blue he remembered from books, the oceans of earth were a pale green-yellow color. And there was an extra continent in the Indian Ocean. Edward thought it was Lemuria, but when he looked more closely he could see it was an enormous island of floating plastic waste.

“We’ll keep the seatbelt light on until we exit the solar system,” the captain announced, and the plane shot forward, sailing past the moon. Edward thought he saw strange cities of dark onyx and bizarrely shimmering marble on the moon’s surface, but before he could get another look, they blasted further into space, hurtling past Mars and the asteroid belt. Past Jupiter and Saturn and its cold, unfathomable moons.

The captain came back on the loudspeaker to announce a wormhole ahead. “Unfortunately, this unexpected development may cause a fourteen-thousand year delay to our expected arrival time.” The loudspeaker clicked off, then back on. “But rest assured,” he continued, “that Concordia Air is committed to seeing you safely to your final destination.” 

The wormhole ate them, and Edward lurched in his chair and

sat

on the hard wooden plank of his treehouse. The hot sun glared in the sky, but a cool breeze lifted the leaves of the old ash tree, bright shimmering green. He heard the screen door bang shut, and his father’s shadow appeared a moment later, clawing up the wall. Then his father was in the treehouse, ducking his head. He sat beside Edward and told him that his mother had cancer. They sat in silence for a long time, the tree whispering. The sun taking forever to set. Edward stayed up there all night, alone, and in the gray morning, the ladder slick with dew, he climbed down and

fell

into a hospital bed. A man who was a stranger but also somehow familiar was holding his hand. It sounded like the man was talking to him, but Edward couldn’t hear what he was saying. He was having a hard time breathing. It felt like he was fifteen feet underwater. Then Edward realized that the man was Jackson. The eyes were the same. But his son wasn’t a baby anymore, he was a man. Grown, middle-aged. His face creased with sorrow. Edward forgot to take a breath. He realized his organs were failing. His body was

drifting

through space, enclosed in a metal tube, his family sitting beside him. Surrounding them were unknown stars and brightly-colored nebulae never before seen by human eyes.

“Folks, I’m sorry to report that we have passed beyond the limits of human knowledge,” the captain announced. “I cannot assure you, at this time, whether we will make it to our planned destination, or to any destination, in the common understanding of that term.” His microphone clicked off, leaving a soft static. 

Then it clicked back on. “But I’m pleased to announce that our beverage service will start momentarily.”  

They floated past a black hole. Its edged hummed with a demonic intensity, and Edward thought he heard the sound of flutes. He ordered a Diet Coke from the flight attendant.

Margot was sleeping, her chair leaning back as far as it would go. She was whispering under her breath, “don’t forget, don’t forget, don’t forget.” 

A swirling black void consumed Jackson’s face. Edward could feel it pulling at him, drawing him closer. He held onto his seat rest, but to no avail. He looked at his son and his son’s face swallowed him. He was falling through a dark passageway. He

landed

in his car seat. They were driving through a strange, foggy city. Margot was turned in her seat, fussing over Jackson. “I don’t want to be late,” she said.

“Nor I,” said Edward. It was important that he got his family through it. It was important that he got them to their final destination. A comet hurtled through the sky, turning the fog into an ocean of flame.

From the backseat, he could hear his infant son screaming, screaming, screaming.

The father arrives home at precisely five forty-five every weekday. (He is male, conservative, aged 40-55, interests include: golf, news radio, lawn care equipment). 

When he gets in, the mother has finished walking the family dog. (She is female, conservative, aged 34-45, interests include: daytime television, lavender bath salts, plush towels, murder mystery podcasts). (The dog is male, breed unknown, aged 2-5, interests include: walks, treats). The father gives the mother a quick kiss on the cheek and the dog a pat on the head. He removes his coat. 

The son and the daughter have been home from school for a couple of hours. (The son is male, political affiliation unknown, aged 7-10, interests include: legos, PlayStation, water guns, Fortnite). (The daughter is female, liberal, aged 11-14, interests include: ballet, cherry-flavored lip balm, TikTok, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Sims).

“Have you finished your homework?” the father asks. They have not. “No tablets until you have finished your homework.” 

This happens exactly the same every day.

The mother has already started dinner. It will be one of the following: spaghetti and meatballs, chicken pot pie, tacos, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburger with tater tots. If it is Friday, they will order pizza—one large pepperoni, one large sausage, breadsticks.

They eat at six-thirty and the father asks everyone about their day. The whole family helps with the dishes. If the children have finished their homework, they are allowed one hour on the tablet or the PlayStation. The father and mother retire to their bedroom to watch HGTV. The father complains about work. The mother offers encouragement and rubs his shoulders.

The father falls asleep first. The mother reads in bed. Usually a romance or a murder mystery; occasionally one of the classics: Flaubert, Hugo, Austen.

One day, the father comes home late. The mother is concerned when 6:20 comes with no sight of the family Subaru. He does not come home until 7:30. Dinner is cold, but he has a surprise for the family. “I need to show you,” he says and they gather around. He takes out a small, heart-shaped, silver device, small enough to fit in his hands. It emits a soft red light.

“What does it do?” the mother asks.

“It gives you your heart’s desire,” the father says. He turns it over in his hands. “Isn’t it beautiful?” he says. The backside is engraved with an intricate design, small lines twisting and turning like a maze. 

“How much did it cost?” the mother bites her lip.

“We can afford it,” the father says. “I got a great deal. They offered it for me for a low-low monthly fee. No cash down.”

The father hangs The Locket™ around his neck where it rests against his chest. When he presses it, it glows and makes a tiny sound—like a ringing bell. He looks at the family, their faces bathed in its lurid red light. 

The father spends the entire weekend playing with The Locket™. There are many features to learn and he keeps coming back to an instructional YouTube video. He lets his children play with it, and they are better at it, quicker to pick up its features. 

“How did you do that?” he asks when they show him something new.

“I don’t know,” they laugh, “it seemed the natural thing to do.” The Locket™ was designed to anticipate their needs. It knows exactly what they want before they do. It solves problems they didn’t even know they had.

The father gets better at using it. He keeps it on all day, its subtle weight pressing against his heart. He can tell that it listens to his body, can feel the pulsing vibrations of his mysterious inner workings, translating those unseen rhythms into coherent instructions. He understands that it knows him better than he knows himself, and this comforts him. Who doesn’t want to be understood?

He buys both of his children their own Lockets™ so that he does not have to share his. 

“Can we afford this?” the mother asks.

It’s the father’s job to track the family budget. “It’s a stretch, but we’ll make it work. Look how happy it makes them.”

He buys one for his wife to show her how wonderful it is and how silly she is to worry.

The children are delighted to have their own Lockets™. They are quickly spending more time playing with them than they do their tablets or PlayStation. It offers them connection—not with other people or even each other, but with something more important. Something deeper, primordial. It offers them connection to themselves. The daughter stops messaging her friends. She can talk to The Locket™ instead. Every evening, the family living room glows with red light.

The mother stops cooking dinner. She can order inexpensive meals with The Locket™. The father quits his job. He finds that he can perform work at home with The Locket’s™ help. He’s now even better at his job. Plus he has the freedom to work from anywhere. He can even make extra money by powering The Locket’s™ cloud computing with their wi-fi. 

The children stop going to school. Nothing they were learning seems relevant compared to what they can do with The Locket™.

When the second generation of The Locket™ comes out, the family upgrades. The mother no longer bothers the father about the expense. “You can’t put a price tag on this sort of convenience,” she says to nobody. The father opens another credit card to finance the upgrades. 

It is such a relief to have The Locket™ wrapped around their necks! The family can hardly understand how they had once lived without it. It fills them with anxiety to forget it, even to step out of the house for a moment.

They spend so much time on The Locket™ the house falls apart. Unwashed dishes pile up in the sink, the floor strewn with crumbs. Cockroaches creep out at night, multiply, grow bold. 

One night the father forgets to charge his Locket™ and it dies. He is disoriented, like a diver coming to the surface after hours underwater. He is lying on the couch in the dark, The Locket™ dead and dark on his chest. A terrible clarity comes over him. He has the sudden realization that he does not understand how The Locket™ works. He tries to open it but can find no clasp. He pries at the edges to no avail. He takes a hammer to it, but The Locket™ will not open. He cannot even dent or scrap its perfect, smooth edges. It resists the hammer’s furious pounding with cold indifference. He turns it over, scrutinizing the design on the back. It’s not a maze, he realizes, but words. Words written in a language he cannot understand.

The father tries to sleep but he is plagued with terrible nightmares. He is in a large mansion and feels a vague impression that his family is in danger but he cannot locate them. He opens door after door, finding nothing but empty rooms. One of the doors open into outer space. The stars glimmer in the night, and he can see a planet floating in the void, dazzling red and heart-shaped. He wakes with a start, and with relief, sees that The Locket™ is fully charged. He slips it over his neck, feeling its comforting weight on his chest.

The daughter develops a rash on her elbow. It is a minor infection, but the family ignores it for weeks until it spreads to the bone and gets so bad her arm has to be amputated. Thankfully, The Locket’s™ manufacturer, Prometheus, Inc., also creates medical technology. They fashion a bio-mechanical arm for the daughter (which the father purchases with a small loan). To her delight, the daughter discovers that her new arm interfaces seamlessly with The Locket™. Envious of her new arm—and her ability to control The Locket™ without even thinking—the son begs to have his arm amputated and retrofitted with a bio-mechanical one. 

Taking advantage of a President’s Day sale, the whole family upgrades all their limbs. They take out a small loan to finance it. 

It is a fairly easy thing, then, to upgrade the rest of their bodies the following year. The Locket™ magnetically snaps onto their new metallic chests.

The roof of their house collapses. They do not mind—the exposed sun and wind cannot penetrate them. Their skulls have been replaced with a bio-silicone layer that transforms the rain into a steady, low-grade stream of dopamine. Drip, drip, drip into their brains.

When the soft rains come, they feel only ecstasy, submerged entirely in their electric bodies, tingling with a billion volts of pleasure. Without a roof, the walls of the house soon fall, and weeds and rats join the cockroaches. 

The family, immersed in their Lockets™, cannot smell the wood rot or the thistle or the damp earth freshly soaked by a new storm. They cannot see the sunlight piercing through the clouds like a celestial sword; they cannot see the orange and purple sunsets or the ash trees pushing up into the house, their branches spreading across the collapsed ceiling, casting sun-dappled shadows on the ruined living room; they cannot hear the wind rustling through the branches or the soft hum of cars on the nearby highway; they cannot feel the goosebumps rising on their skin, prickled by a gentle wind or cooled by the soaked clothes that cling tightly to their mechanical frames; they cannot smell the air, a mixture of pine trees and gasoline—the fumes leaking from broken pipes.

The city condemns their house, citing it as unsanitary and an eyesore. Shortly after that, the state condemns their bodies. A machine caretaker from Prometheus Inc. comes to the ruined house to dissemble them, to tear off their limbs, harvest their organs, and recycle whatever useable parts remain for the creation of The Locket’s™ newest generation. 

A few days before Halloween I took my daughter for a walk. I bundled her in a little pink coat over a blue onesie patterned with stars and tied a yellow ribbon around her head. Though it was still early in the evening, the sun hung low in the sky and threw slanted beams of light through the brown, barren trees.

We walked our neighborhood—taking the same route we always take—but this time I noticed a path between two large houses I had never seen before. It could be a shortcut to Echo Lake. “What do you think, shall we go on an adventure?” I said to my daughter. She smiled up at me from her stroller, her eyes a piercing, deep green.

The path took us past the two houses and their sprawling backyards and cut deep through the woods near Purgatory Creek. Many of the trees were bare, but others clung stubbornly to their few remaining leaves, as though reticent to accept the coming cold and darkness. With twilight coming on, I couldn’t see too far ahead on the path, but I expected the lake to appear at any moment. The trees pressed close, forming a tunnel around us.

We turned a sharp corner, passing a grove of ancient oak trees, and there I saw it, only a few hundred yards ahead of us: an enormous castle surrounded by dense wood. It was made of stone, its parapets and turrets rising over the trees, a lone tower jutting into the dark sky. It looked ancient, older than any structure in Minnesota. A strange historical curiosity. The castle’s stone was dark gray, lacking in color or ornamentation, beautiful in its harsh simplicity. The single tower—which had a dark aura about it—rose from a jagged rectangular fort; what appeared to be the oldest part of the structure. Despite its grand size, the castle looked shy, as if it were hiding amongst the trees, crumbling alone, aging away from the prying eyes of the world. 

“Would you look at that?” I said to my daughter who gurgled happily in reply. “I wonder who made this—and when?”

As I approached the gate, I followed the path up a steep set of stone stairs. I left my daughter’s stroller at the bottom, and, carrying her in my arms, ascended to the main entrance. The door opened before our approach, and a small, old man peered through the crack.

“Ah yes, come in, come in,” he said, as if he had been expecting us, the door opening wide.

I stepped into the grand hall and the door swung shut behind us with a solemn, heavy thud.

“You must be tired from your journey,” the man said. “And grieved.” I noticed he was about the same height as me, but he stooped slightly in his old age. 

“Not really,” I said. “Our house is not far from here. We didn’t know this place existed. Is it a museum?”

The man looked at me with curiosity, as if not really believing I was there. He glanced behind me at the door, as if he was expecting someone else to appear. “Come,” he said. “We shouldn’t linger in the hall.” I detected in his tone a note of fear—a fear tinged with sadness.

He lead us across the hall, its marble floors inlaid with an intricate design of black and white flowers. It reminded me of the pattern on the wallpaper in my old childhood bedroom. I remembered, sick with chicken pox, trying to count all the black flowers on the wall, but I couldn’t keep track of them, the flowers blurring together, the numbers in my head turning into a nauseous, meaningless mental soup.

I followed the old man through a series of rooms. Here was a dining room, whose enormous table could easily seat thirty guests, stretching beneath a giant gold and crystal chandelier. We passed through another hall, larger than the first; it boasted six hearths, with a roaring fire in each. We crossed through a room filled with paintings. Each one depicted the same landscape: a cold, weather-beaten moor at night, the moon blazing in the dark sky. Every painting was the same, except the moon was in a different phase in each one. I felt unnerved by the painting with the new moon. The darkness was absolute, the moor disappearing beneath a totality of heavy black paint.

I shifted my daughter to my other arm. She was so little, weighing almost nothing. She smiled at me, her green eyes reflecting the castle’s dim light.

At last the old man brought us to his intended destination: a small library in a circular shape. There were shelves full of old books set into the curved stone walls. The old man sat in one of two wingback chairs pulled close to the fire. Next to him was a small table piled with books. Above us hung a circular wooden chandelier with flickering candles set into the wood by metal fasteners. The room had a single small window through which I could see the back half of the castle and the dark woods beyond.

“Thank you for the tour,” I said. “But it’s late, and we really must be going.”

“Going where?” The man’s dark, sunken eyes glittered in the firelight. I noticed he had a prominent chin, not unlike my own. “What is your name?” he said.

“It’s Michael. And my daughter’s name is—” but I suddenly couldn’t remember her name. How strange. “We really must be going,” I repeated.

“You have nowhere else to be,” the man said. “For isn’t this exactly what you wanted?”

I looked at the room, at the walls filled with books, many of them old and lost pieces of lore dredged out of the dark sea of time. I saw the Sibylline Books, Homer’s Margites, a collection of Aristotle’s work I had never seen before, the complete poetry of Sappho. The fire and the chandelier projected a soft light, just enough for reading, dim enough for dreams and rumination. It began to rain, thick drops falling against the single window pane. Thunder rolled across the room. I thought dimly of my daughter’s stroller, left out by the steps. But the sound of the rain on the roof, the warm, smoky fire, the recovered, time-lost books, invited me to linger. “I suppose I could sit for a bit,” I said.

I took the chair next to the old man and rocked my daughter back and forth. Her eyes were wide open which I knew meant she was sleepy. It was lucky that she never cried. “Is there somewhere I can put her?” I said. “A crib or a bassinet?”

The old man gave me a strange look and said, “nothing like that here.”

Lightning flashed outside the window and I heard a deep rumbling noise. At first I thought it was thunder, but the terrible sound continued, growing in volume and until it intensified into a violent shriek of metal tearing into metal. There was a loud crash and the old man leapt out of his chair, his face pale. “Leanne,” he whispered. I heard a woman scream from somewhere within the castle. “Leanne!” the man shouted, and, as though pulled by the woman’s cries, bolted through the library’s single door.

The name Leanne conjured a bizarre feeling in me, like there was a creature scratching behind my heart. Lightning flashed again, and in its sudden illumination, the library appeared unreal, a thing of smoke and memory. I needed to leave. I needed to find my way back to the main entrance, grab the stroller, make our way home. Holding my daughter close, I followed the old man out of the library. 

I found myself in a hall I did not remember. It was full of closed doors and stretched out of sight in both directions. Beside each door stood a tall black suit of armor. I ran down the hall and opened one of the doors. As I stepped through, I thought I saw one of the suits of armor turn its helmet to watch me as I passed.

Through the door was a long, wide hall of mirrors. Had we come through here on our way to the library? I couldn’t remember.

The woman screamed again, her voice ragged with pain. I heard the old man shouting, “Leanne, Leanne!” But their voices sounded far away.

As I rushed through the hall of mirrors, my reflections twisted and danced around the room. I caught a glimpse of my face contorted into an exaggerated caricature, my ears like flapping sails, my chin a cliff jutting over the sea. Some of the mirrors showed me not as I was in the present, but younger and older versions of myself. In a few of the mirrors, I caught a glimpse of the old man. Others showed me as alternative versions—as a knight, a sorcerer, a minstrel. Echoes of laughter, cries, and conversations past, present and future filled the room.

Instead of a door, the hall ended in another mirror. It was taller than the others and took up the entire wall. It showed me exactly as I was. I saw myself standing there, my arms hanging at my side, my coat hung open. With a jolt of horror, I realized that my daughter was not in the reflection. She wasn’t in my arms either! She wasn’t on the floor or anywhere in the hall of mirrors. I thought to shout for her but I still could not remember her name. 

I rushed through the halls, through door after door, searching for her. I went through endless rooms, each one stranger than the last, until I found myself, through a torturous and circuitous route, back in the library.

The old man was seated in his chair, casually smoking a pipe, a large book open on his lap. 

“I’ve lost my daughter,” I said. “You must help me find her.”

The man looked up from his book. “Who?”

“My daughter,” I said, trying to remain calm, trying to steady my voice against the wave of surging panic. “My baby. I was carrying her in my arms when we arrived.”

He gave me a strange look. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said. “There was no baby. When you came to this castle, you came alone. There was no one else.”

The next morning I insisted that the old man help me search the castle.

He shrugged. “It would be nice to stretch my legs.”

We spent the morning wandering the castle’s strange halls, passing through room after room. There were rooms filled with paintings, one with nothing but cherubs, another filled with clowns. There were rooms lined with ancient statues, cozy sitting rooms with dark, thickly cushioned furniture and heavy drapes. We found a room where everything—from the furniture to the chandeliers—was upside down. The ceiling was a perfectly detailed replica of the room’s floor, complete with a rug, a coffee table, and chairs. It felt uncanny, to walk across the ceiling, defying gravity. Shadowy figures walked the floor above us, and I shuddered at what expressions we might find if we could see their faces.

We found a room of seasons, a vast circular chamber that changed weather as you circled its quadrants. In the winter zone, snowflakes fell gently upon a marble floor, melting in a crackling fire; in spring, flowers bloomed beneath our steps, filling the air with a fresh fragrance; in summer, the sun beat down us and we could hear the distant sound of ocean waves; and in autumn leaves swirled and danced in a wind redolent with apple and pumpkin spice.

At the back of the castle we found an observatory. In the center of the dark, dome-shaped room was a large ornate telescope. Peering through it I couldn’t see the stars of our universe, but rather, a fantastical view of galaxies and cosmic events from another dimension. Nebulas of vibrant hues, floating islands of stars, celestial creatures dancing through the night skies. The walls were alive with unfamiliar constellations, telling a story I could not understand, their soft lights illuminating the room with an ethereal glow.

But we did not find my daughter anywhere.

In each room, I listened closely, hoping to hear a child’s cry. But the house met my attentive ear with only silence. I didn’t even detect a phantom cry; it was as if my imagination had also expunged her from memory.

As we walked, I caught glimpses of something following us. If I happened to glance behind us as we passed from one room to the next, I would catch sight of a black suit of armor standing in the middle of the room we had just vacated.

I asked the old man about the castle, but he didn’t know anything of its origin or purpose. “I mostly stay in the library,” he told me. “But the castle is hinted at in some of the books there. Some suggest that the castle was invented by a sorcerer and alchemist to hold the spirits of all his family that had passed, and that each room was the soul of one of his ancestors. Another that the castle had been constructed by an old heiress. Alone and in grief at the death of her only child, she built these strange and elaborate rooms so that her child’s ghost would get lost on their way to the afterlife, forced to remain in the mundane, material world until she, too, died, and they could both move on together.”

On the third day we went outside to search the grounds. It was a cold autumn day. Sharp winds came down from the trees and scattered the dried, dead leaves. We walked along the stone path that crossed the grounds and came to a large courtyard beneath high stained windows. Near the wall beneath the windows was a tall statue of an angel carrying a small child in her arms. Beneath her eyes were marble tears the size of my fingernails. The old man shuddered when he saw the statue.

As we circled the castle, we found a dirt path that lead into the woods. The wind appeared to die as soon as we entered the close-knit crop of trees. Everything was still and silent, the world holding its breath. I looked back to the castle, the dark shadow of its tower looming over the trees. I saw the black knight had followed us into the woods.

We walked for some time until we came to a clearing. At the edge of the trees was a lone gravestone, with a single name engraved on its side: Michael Palmer. 

“That’s my name,” I said, and I looked to the old man for an explanation. But he was gone. I looked back at the grave and saw two dates chiseled in the stone. The first was my birthday, and the second—it must be the day of my death. I realized, with a shudder, that it was only a few days away.

Next to the gravestone, someone had dug a small rectangular hole. The wind picked up again, and I stood there and listened to the breeze rattling the bare trees. It would not be a terrible place to rest, I thought. I climbed into the vacant grave and laid down in the dirt. I could hear nothing there—no wind, no trees—nor feel anything, not even the dirt beneath my fingers. In the patch of sky above me, I could see nothing either, only a seamless, unending blue cut short by the rectangular framing of my grave.

I’m not sure how long I stayed there. An instant? An eternity? But I rose and returned to the castle. I found the old man near the crying angel. He was looking up at the tower which rose above all the other features of the castle. I could see a light burning in its lone window. “Who lives in the tower?” I said.

“No one,” the old man replied. I could detect a hint of sadness in his answer.

From that moment the old man no longer joined me in my searching. He remained in the library reading—or staring out the window. He said almost nothing to me. He was like a dog that knew its time has come and retreats quietly, without pomp, to a small shady place to die alone. 

At night I joined him in the library to read, and during the day I searched the castle. 

One night, we heard again the terrible screech of metal against metal, two iron beasts crashing into one another, and the old man, his eyes blazing with fear, shouted for Leanne and tore out of the room like a madman.

 I followed him as he roamed from room to room, roaring for Leanne. We passed through the hall of armor and the room of painted evenings, through the upside-down room and the celestial observatory, through the room of painted cherubs, and came, at last, to the hall of mirrors. I realized then, that it was not a hall but a great ballroom. Its floors were polished wood, and at the end of the hall were not more mirrors, but large painted glass windows that reflected the room. Moonlight streamed through the windows in vibrant colors, reflected off the mirrors, and danced around the room in a kaleidoscope of light.

But I saw, near the windows, bathed in soft purple moonlight, a pale, ghostly woman. 

“Leanne,” the man whispered. He rushed toward her, but as he reached out his arms, I saw his hands pass through the woman and strike the mirror in which her reflection shimmered. I saw her again, at the other end of the hall, and again, near the windows, and again, reflected repeatedly in the many mirrors.

The old man rushed at her phantom reflections, groping at moon-shadow and glass. “Leanne!” he shouted, his voice a mixture of panic and fear. He ran at another reflection, grasping at air. “I won’t let you suffer. I promised to protect you!”

He ran again and again at her mirage; faster and faster, as if he could catch her with more speed, hold her again in his arms. But she eluded him, and he passed through each time, hitting the mirrors harder and harder.

“Leanne, my love!” he cried, reaching for her. But she was not there. He tripped and fell with great speed into the colored glass window, breaking it with a terrible crash, and falling through, disappearing into the night. I heard a sickening thud.

Looking down through the broken glass, I saw the old man sprawled on the courtyard stone. Next to him stood the angel, her marble tears frozen in place. 

I found my way outside to the courtyard. The black knight was standing over the old man’s body. His dark armor drank the moonlight, reflecting only the void.

The knight bent down to one knee and scooped up the old man as if he were a child and carried him into the forest. I followed them through the woods to the clearing, to the grave with my name on its face. The black knight placed the man into the grave, took an old shovel, and silently, diligently covered him with dirt.

I looked into the knight’s face, and in the tree-strewn moonlight, saw blood pooling beneath his visor.

He disappeared into the woods, leaving me alone with my grave. The gravestone had changed, however, and I realized that the date of death was different. It was no longer approaching—no longer today—but instead indicated a date many, many years in the future.

I remained in the castle alone, in the library reading. I devoured many of the old books there. It was exactly what I was looking for, as if the room had been specifically catered to my tastes. I lost track of the days, I read so much. In the library it did not matter if it was night or day, for the fire burned the same as ever. My searches through the castle became shorter and shorter and less and less frequent until, at last, they ceased altogether.

Periodically, with the regularity of the moon’s changing, I would hear the horrible screeching metal and the painful wailing of Leanne. Out of loyalty to the old man—and with the vague understanding of a distant, repressed memory—I followed Leanne’s cries through the castle, coming to the ballroom where I could watch her dance among moonlight and mirrors.

Somehow I knew I was growing older. There were no mirrors in the castle outside of the hall of mirrors—which reflections I knew I could not trust. But had I been able to see myself, I would have known that my appearance grew more and more to resemble the old man’s. I knew, too, that one day, a stranger would appear at the door, and for a brief spell, I would not be alone.

I visited the old man at his grave—to the stone which bore both our names—and left him autumn flowers that I had found near the forest’s edge. When I returned to the castle, I would look upon the high tower and wonder at the light that glimmered from its single window.

Until one day, I chose to remember, and on that day, I resumed my search, knowing I would find what I was looking for. After a short walk through strange, unfamiliar halls, I came to the tower.

It was blocked by an ancient door of heavy oak studded with iron. I passed through it and up winding steps that kept leading higher and higher.

I came upon a little girl, maybe five or six, seated at a small table. A stuffed tiger and bear were seated beside her, with teacups and a matching tea kettle arranged on a tablecloth of red fringed silk.

The girl smiled at me. Her feet did not reach the floor but dangled beneath her chair. She wore a dark blue dress covered in stars, a yellow ribbon tied around her waist. “I’ve been waiting for you,” she said.

“I couldn’t find you.”

She gestured at a fourth tea set on the table, and I seated myself, sitting cross-legged on the floor.

“It’s a very lovely room,” I said. Its walls were painted blue, the same shade as the girl’s dress. There was a canopied bed, its quilt and pillows pink and white. Along the walls were books, but unlike those in my library, these were full of children’s books. The floor was carpeted with wool the color of night.

“Yes, the tower fashions exactly what you need,” she said.

“I know what you mean,” I said. “There is a library that contains all the books I’ve ever wanted to read.” I took a sip from the cup but there was only air. “What is your name?”

She smiled at me, her green eyes shining with tears. “Many years ago, children were not named until they were two. It was supposed to help with the grief—if they did not survive.”

“I know,” I said. “But in this case, we couldn’t decide. We still had a few weeks to make our choice. We wanted to meet you, see which name fit you best.” 

“Well, now you’ve met me,” the nameless girl said. “Which name suits me best?”

“Not without Leanne. She gets to choose.”

The girl nodded, her feet kicking beneath the chair. She poured more tea for her tiger. “Leanne already knows me. We shared the same body. Now we are always together.”

I felt comforted by those words. “It’s hard to know that,” I said.

“You can believe it or not,” the girl said. “But you have to decide if you want to stay here. The tower has everything you want, but it is also your prison. You’ve already seen what happens if you stay here.”

I knew she was talking about the old man, the one who shared my name, who was already in my grave. “Where did this castle come from?” I said.

“This castle is built out of grief. It is the shape of grief, a terrible choking sadness made manifest in stone and glass.”

“Who built the castle.”

“You built it. You started with the tower.”

I finished my tea and thanked her.

“You’ll come visit me again?” she said.

“Yes, now that I know the way.”

I left the tower and followed the path through the woods to my grave. I noticed, for the first time, another grave next to it, with Leanne’s name on it, and next to that one, a third. It had no birthday on it, only a single date etched in the smooth stone. A day of death—the same as Leanne’s.

I walked back to the castle and saw that the tower had gone dark. I went back inside and found my old library, but the fire had gone out and the room was cold. The library is the tower, I realized, looking at the circular walls, the lone window. It would be up to me, I knew, whether I would light another fire or if I would leave. Walk back outside, return home.

Return to an empty home—for there would be no stroller waiting for me by the stairs. Only an empty crib in a half-finished nursery. An empty master bed.

I remembered the girl’s words. “The tower is a prison.” But also, “the tower is built of grief.” It is protection from grief, I realized, a grief too unbearable to live with.

I heard the terrible crashing sound, but this time I knew what it was. It was the sound of a car hitting another. Hitting the driver’s seat head on, striking Leanne. And inside Leanne—

I walked through the castle halls until I came to the room of mirrors. I saw the little girl in the starry dress and she danced with the pale, ghostly figure of Leanne. I knew I could leave the castle at any moment, that I did not need to stay there until my death.

But I couldn’t leave. Not yet.

I went back to the tower and restarted the fire. Through its single window I could see into the hall of mirrors. There I could watch Leanne—my love—dance with our little girl for all eternity. I watched them as they spun and swirled through the prismatic moonlight, the light breaking into a million colors, their bodies blending together as they danced, separating for a brief spell and then merging into one.

In the 1970s, researcher Harry Harlow conducted a new series of experiments on rhesus macaque monkeys. He would place young monkeys in an isolation chamber for weeks—sometimes for a year. Harlow had spent years studying the “nature of love,” but after his wife died, he wanted to study something else: depression. When placed in the chamber, the monkeys would try to escape. After a few days, they gave up. A few days after that, they stopped moving completely and huddled in the corner. Harlow called it the “pit of despair.”

All I can remember is the darkness.

It was the darkness of the void—the all-consuming, uninterrupted darkness of eternal night before the slithering mass of creation wormed its way into the light.

I waited for my eyes to adjust, but I waited for an aeon and saw only unending, undefinable, featureless dark. There was nothing to see because there was nothing to see.

I groped my hands in the black sea and felt nothing. A few tremulous steps forward—still nothing. I reached down to feel the ground on which I stood and it felt cool to the touch—and smooth. I turned in circles; held my breath and listened. But all I could hear were the invisible machinations of my body: the blood pumping in my neck, my intestines shivering in their own dark passages, nerves creeping through the drafty, derelict halls of my spine.

Picking a random direction, I strode forward. In only a few steps, I felt the cool touch of metal, the same as the floor. The walls sloped down and inward, seamlessly transitioning from wall to floor in a smooth curve. The walls bent in a circle, and after a single circumference, I had a sense of my imprisonment as a smooth, shallow bowl. I tried to leap and scale the walls, but there was nothing to grab hold of, and I slipped down the polished metal.

I could not recall how I had come to be in that state. I couldn’t remember any of my life before the darkness. It was as if I had always been there—sprung fully formed into that smooth, metallic pit.

No, wait. I remembered a wife—sun-shaped earrings next to light blonde hair— and a son—tiny arms reaching for a hug— and a little blue house with a yellow wreath on the door. Or was that a dream? In the pitch black of the pit, it was hard for me to tell if I was asleep or awake. But that was an arbitrary distinction, I realized, for in that complete darkness, my mind wandered among strange places.

I imagined—or dreamt—I was in a forest, the trees tall and sharply bare. Everything was burned. The trees were black and scarred, the forest floor covered with embers, here and there a red fire lily poking through the ash. There was a thin layer of fog, obscuring my view. The trees had sinister burned faces that leered out of the fog. I heard shrieks high in the broken branches and caught glimpses of strange human-bird creatures flying through the dead trees. They came down to attack me, digging at my face with their claws.

But I was still in the pit. I tried—for a time—to escape, but the featureless walls frustrated every attempt. I had a sense, though I could not confirm it—the all-pervading darkness was was uniform as the deepest reaches of space—that the walls of the pit were not very high; that only a few feet above my head was a platform and a door that led to my salvation.

I thought that I could carve a ledge out of the metal, something to grab ahold of and boost myself over. But I had no tools, nothing, so I took my nails to a spot on the wall, hoping to create—nail by arduous nail—a tiny groove. 

For hours, days, weeks, I worked at the same spot until all my nails broke and my fingers bled. Still, I kept at it. I lost track of time. Had years passed or merely months? Time didn’t make sense, couldn’t make sense in the void. I worked my fingers down to the bone, but it was impossible to determine if I made any progress. If only I could know for sure my efforts were pushing me forward, even the smallest, most incremental step forward, I could keep going. 

But I feared it was all in vain, that my efforts accomplished nothing but unnecessary pain.

I abandoned my work, moved to the center of the pit, curled up on the floor, my head resting on the cool metal, and went to sleep.

I dreamed I was in a towering skyscraper. Below me I could hear the roar and swell of the sea. The tower was full of lavish apartments, all of them richly decorated and stylishly arranged. But they were all empty. There was no one in the tower but me. I roamed from apartment to apartment, spending a few days in one, a few months in another. All of the rooms had televisions mounted to the walls, but all the channels were static. Half the apartments looked out of the sea, the gray watery wastes rising and falling in repetitive waves, the same day after day. The other half had a view of desolate fields. Dead grass, ruined roads, little fires scattered across the countryside; a permanent haze in the air. The sky was orange, and night never came to the tower.

Eventually, I wore out all the apartments and went to the top floor. There I found an astronomy tower and an old man with a blue robe dotted with stars. He looked through a telescope and said nothing except the location of the planets. “Mercury retrograde in the fourth house. Moon square Saturn. Venus in the sixth house.” There was a book on a small table, and I sat for days leafing through it, listening to the man describe the planetary positions. The book contained no text, only pictures of twisted, deformed human bodies: faces with extra eyes, torsos with missing limbs, festering wounds, faces contorted into expressions of extreme pain or pleasure.

I stepped into the sky and found myself flying toward the bright sun. I was no longer in the tower but found myself in a little blue house with a yellow wreath on the door. I could see nothing but wide-open sky through all the windows. I saw a woman fly by on a motorcycle. She wore a white dress dotted with pale yellow sunflowers. There was something familiar about her, but I could not place where. I watched her arc through the endless blue sky until she crashed into a deep lake. I brought the house down onto the water, the waves lapping at my porch. I stood outside the front door and called for her, waiting to see her emerge from the water. But she never appeared. 

I was always on the metal floor of the pit, lost to darkness. I neither ate nor thought of hunger. I even came to forget the sounds of my own pleading body. For who was I in the pit? There was no space for an “I” in that darkness. I was nothing. I was eternity. I was not.

Then I saw light.

It was a thin band appearing in the darkness—blindingly bright. The band widened into a square and I saw a human-shaped shadow standing there.

Then came a sharp voice that I knew. “Harry, is that you? What are you doing down there?”

It was my wife’s voice, I realized. Carol’s voice! Carol had come to rescue me from the dark. But there was an edge to her voice, a pointed tinge of frustration mixed with exhaustion.

“Harry, get up,” she said. “I can’t believe you’re still down there. Do you know what time it is? Johnny needs to be picked up from soccer practice. You promised me you’d do it this week. You promised me you’d help out more.”

My wife’s shadow disappeared, and the pit was flooded with light, and I remembered who I was. I remembered a mortgage forty leagues underwater; inflation obliterating a meagre savings account; maxed out credit cards decades away from paying off; a dishwasher on the fritz; no job prospects and unemployment drying up; high cholesterol; four root canals; weight higher and higher every time I stepped on the scale.

“I’m going,” I said.

“I can’t believe you forgot. The one time I ask you to do something, to help me out.”

“I’m going, I’m going.” I stepped out of the pit and followed Carol through the door. I crossed through our living room—toys scattered everywhere—into the garage and got into the car. As I backed out of the driveway, I could see, in the fading afternoon light, that the yellow wreath had fallen off our door and lay crumpled on the dirty stoop.

I thought I knew the way to Johnny’s school, but the streets were longer than I remembered. They twisted and turned in unexpected places, and the trees had an unfamiliar, sinister look to them. Somehow, I ended up in a dead end. The sun was setting. I was going to be late. The coach would be angry with me; or he would go home, leaving Johnny alone in the dark parking lot. The fading light illuminated the tops of the trees, bathing the little neighborhood houses in golden light. It was beautiful, idyllic in a way I could not understand. All I could feel was a humming exhaustion deep in my bones.

I retraced my route and tried a different direction. It was hard to concentrate on what I was doing. I turned on the radio but all I heard was terror: war in the Ukraine, threats of nuclear annihilation, terrorist attacks in Israel, uncontrolled wildfires in California, tumbling stock prices and mass layoffs, hyperinflation, riots, school shootings, rising sea levels, and record heat waves. I turned off the radio and drive in silence as the darkness fell.

At last I came to the school. It was night and there were no kids or coaches at the curb. I went inside, but as I roamed the halls looking for my son, I realized I was in the wrong place. It wasn’t Johnny’s elementary school, it was my old high school.

I found my way into Mrs. Delgado’s classroom. She was there, writing the conjugations for the verb ser on the blackboard. A sunflower stood on her desk in a little clear vase.

“I’m looking for my son,” I said.

Mrs. Delgado turned and gave me a sad smile. “I know.”

“He’s not here, though, is he?”

Mrs. Delgado shook her head.

“But you’re here.”

She frowned. “I suppose that’s true,” she said.

“But how can that be,” I said. “You died. You had cancer. That was over twenty years ago. I remember because I prayed every night that you should be spared.”

“That was very kind of you.”

“It’s why I’m an atheist,” I said. “I prayed to God that you should not die, but you died anyway. Why should you have to die? It didn’t seem fair. You were the kindest, sweetest teacher. Everyone knew it. You worked so hard for us, gave us your time, paid for everything in your classroom yourself. But still you died.”

“That’s how it is sometimes.” Mrs. Delgado took a piece of chalk and began writing a new set of conjugations on the blackboard for the verb estar.

“But how can you be here if you’re dead.”

Mrs. Delgado shrugged. “I have no idea.”

“Is this the afterlife?” I said. “Is this … hell?” I looked about the room, as if expecting to see pits of hell-fire, demons clambering out of the little desks.

“I wouldn’t know,” Mrs. Delgado said. She went back to writing on the blackboard.

“Well, are you miserable? Are you in pain? Eternal agony?  It’s dark outside and you’re writing verbs for an empty classroom.”

Mrs. Delgado stopped writing and thought for a moment. “No,” she said. “I am mostly bored.”

I returned to the car and found Carol in the passenger seat. I was afraid she would be angry, chastise me for failing to pick up our son in time. But she smiled at me, and I saw that she had straightened her hair. She wore a pair of sparkling earrings shaped like the sun. There was a light layer of makeup on her face, eyeliner and mascara.

I got into the car next to her. “You look beautiful,” I said.

“I wanted to make the effort for you.” She took my hand and squeezed it.

“I’m still in the pit, aren’t I?”

Carol nodded, and I could see tears at the corners of her eyes. Those beautiful, blue eyes, the eyes that used to dance like stars when they looked at me. “I don’t know how to help you,” she said.

I didn’t know what to say except “I love you.”

Tears were streaming down Carol’s face. They fell onto her shirt, the nice purple shirt that I had gotten her for our anniversary. I wanted to tell her to stop crying, that her makeup was running, that she would ruin her shirt.

“Your son needs you.”

“I’m tired.”

“I need you.”

“I’m … I’m tired.”

“I still love you,” she said and she laid her head on my shoulder. I drove us back home. Carol didn’t say anything else. She stared out the window, the tears drying on her face.

I returned to the room with the pit. But the walls had changed. They were gone and I could see the entire world surrounding the pit. Everything was on fire, and the sky was thick with orange sulfurous clouds. I could hear the sounds of children playing, their voices carried on the wind, but they were far away, and I could not see them. Was my son among them? One of the voices far in the distance? What would happen to him? To the other children I could hear?

But soon their voices dispersed and I heard only the wind. I understood that everyone was dead—or would be soon—and that it did not matter. The sky was a burning vortex, beautiful and terrible at the same time.

I climbed into the pit, curled into a ball, and went to sleep.